Author Archives: Paul
The only other person I heard say “Gertcha”.
Was my Grandad. I remember him saying it whenever his displeasure was incurred. Which was quite often. My sister remembers him uttering some other words, mostly beginning with F when she was with him on the No.52 bus and he forgot to ring the bell. His vocabulary could be quite mysterious. At bedtime I remember […]

- There's nothi...6th Sep 2017
- The Graduate.3rd Sep 2017
- True story.31st Aug 2017
- Would Robert ...29th Aug 2017
- I didn't brin...28th Aug 2017
- The greatest?27th Aug 2017
- The death of ...20th Aug 2017
- Variety Club ...19th Aug 2017
- My cousin the...16th Aug 2017
- More than jus...9th Aug 2017
- Evelyn "Champ...6th Aug 2017
- My second fav...5th Aug 2017
- Very nearly a...3rd Aug 2017
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Chris Evans to leave Radio 2.
Why on earth would he do that? He has the biggest radio show in Europe with nearly ten million listeners. Why would he go to Virgin Radio, a tiny digital-only station with about 5% of that listenership? There is, of course, this mischievous and completely baseless conspiracy theory. Virgin Radio is owned by News International […]

- There's nothi...6th Sep 2017
- The Graduate.3rd Sep 2017
- True story.31st Aug 2017
- Would Robert ...29th Aug 2017
- I didn't brin...28th Aug 2017
- The greatest?27th Aug 2017
- The death of ...20th Aug 2017
- Variety Club ...19th Aug 2017
- My cousin the...16th Aug 2017
- More than jus...9th Aug 2017
- Evelyn "Champ...6th Aug 2017
- My second fav...5th Aug 2017
- Very nearly a...3rd Aug 2017
- It's August.1st Aug 2017
- Stan.30th Jul 2017 prev next
No, thanks. I’d just like to eat it.
I had a free voucher for the Wall’s Magnum pop-up shop by Sloane Square. You create your own Magnum from a choice of milk, dark or white chocolate and three sprinkly toppings. The young girl who served me held up the finished article and asked if I wanted to film it. When I said no, […]

- There's nothi...6th Sep 2017
- The Graduate.3rd Sep 2017
- True story.31st Aug 2017
- Would Robert ...29th Aug 2017
- I didn't brin...28th Aug 2017
- The greatest?27th Aug 2017
- The death of ...20th Aug 2017
- Variety Club ...19th Aug 2017
- My cousin the...16th Aug 2017
- More than jus...9th Aug 2017
- Evelyn "Champ...6th Aug 2017
- My second fav...5th Aug 2017
- Very nearly a...3rd Aug 2017
- It's August.1st Aug 2017
- Stan.30th Jul 2017 prev next
How I spent Saturday mornings in the early 90s.
Taking my mum to Holloway Prison to visit her friend Ivy. Ivy’s son Rusty was already in Pentonville for smuggling drugs from Jamaica, and when the police raided Ivy’s house, they found quite a few kilos of merchandise. They reasoned that Ivy must have been involved because her other son, known as “Yardie Ron” was […]

- There's nothi...6th Sep 2017
- The Graduate.3rd Sep 2017
- True story.31st Aug 2017
- Would Robert ...29th Aug 2017
- I didn't brin...28th Aug 2017
- The greatest?27th Aug 2017
- The death of ...20th Aug 2017
- Variety Club ...19th Aug 2017
- My cousin the...16th Aug 2017
- More than jus...9th Aug 2017
- Evelyn "Champ...6th Aug 2017
- My second fav...5th Aug 2017
- Very nearly a...3rd Aug 2017
- It's August.1st Aug 2017
- Stan.30th Jul 2017 prev next
He’d have been 60 today.
Michael Jackson, that is. I have nothing to add except to agree with pretty much everyone’s assessment of him as one of the most talented performers the world has ever seen. We’ve all heard most of his music many times – but this track is rarely played. It was a big hit for Eric Clapton […]

- There's nothi...6th Sep 2017
- The Graduate.3rd Sep 2017
- True story.31st Aug 2017
- Would Robert ...29th Aug 2017
- I didn't brin...28th Aug 2017
- The greatest?27th Aug 2017
- The death of ...20th Aug 2017
- Variety Club ...19th Aug 2017
- My cousin the...16th Aug 2017
- More than jus...9th Aug 2017
- Evelyn "Champ...6th Aug 2017
- My second fav...5th Aug 2017
- Very nearly a...3rd Aug 2017
- It's August.1st Aug 2017
- Stan.30th Jul 2017 prev next
Most gripping BBC drama for years but…..
….it’s drawn quite a few complaints. I’m talking about Bodyguard. It’s sensationally good but there have been innumerable objections to the casting. The Home Secretary, the senior police officer, the two police snipers, the senior train guard, the bomb-disposal expert and the head of the anti-terrorism squad are all women. In the words of one […]

- There's nothi...6th Sep 2017
- The Graduate.3rd Sep 2017
- True story.31st Aug 2017
- Would Robert ...29th Aug 2017
- I didn't brin...28th Aug 2017
- The greatest?27th Aug 2017
- The death of ...20th Aug 2017
- Variety Club ...19th Aug 2017
- My cousin the...16th Aug 2017
- More than jus...9th Aug 2017
- Evelyn "Champ...6th Aug 2017
- My second fav...5th Aug 2017
- Very nearly a...3rd Aug 2017
- It's August.1st Aug 2017
- Stan.30th Jul 2017 prev next
Football, boxing and Bilko.
I loved my dad. He was kind, quiet and devoutly Catholic so, as you can imagine, we didn’t have much in common. We did, however, share a fondness for football, boxing and random repeats of Sgt. Bilko. Many of them were written by Neil Simon who died yesterday, aged 91. At school, I worked part-time […]

- There's nothi...6th Sep 2017
- The Graduate.3rd Sep 2017
- True story.31st Aug 2017
- Would Robert ...29th Aug 2017
- I didn't brin...28th Aug 2017
- The greatest?27th Aug 2017
- The death of ...20th Aug 2017
- Variety Club ...19th Aug 2017
- My cousin the...16th Aug 2017
- More than jus...9th Aug 2017
- Evelyn "Champ...6th Aug 2017
- My second fav...5th Aug 2017
- Very nearly a...3rd Aug 2017
- It's August.1st Aug 2017
- Stan.30th Jul 2017 prev next
Mass exodus.
Pope Francis is in Dublin today and 500,000 people are expected in Phoenix Park to hear him say mass. The last papal visit to Ireland in 1979, and Pope John Paul II said mass in Phoenix Park, more than a million people were there. It’s not hard to see why mass attendances have fallen in […]

- There's nothi...6th Sep 2017
- The Graduate.3rd Sep 2017
- True story.31st Aug 2017
- Would Robert ...29th Aug 2017
- I didn't brin...28th Aug 2017
- The greatest?27th Aug 2017
- The death of ...20th Aug 2017
- Variety Club ...19th Aug 2017
- My cousin the...16th Aug 2017
- More than jus...9th Aug 2017
- Evelyn "Champ...6th Aug 2017
- My second fav...5th Aug 2017
- Very nearly a...3rd Aug 2017
- It's August.1st Aug 2017
- Stan.30th Jul 2017 prev next
Why you don’t hear many Scottish voiceovers any more.
There was once a belief that on TV commercials, a Scottish voice was more “trustworthy”. Particularly for financial services. Then scandals at RBS, HBOS and Gordon Brown’s handling of the UK economy rather damaged the Scots’ reputation for fiscal probity. But what really did for them was the independence referendum. Clients based south of the […]

- There's nothi...6th Sep 2017
- The Graduate.3rd Sep 2017
- True story.31st Aug 2017
- Would Robert ...29th Aug 2017
- I didn't brin...28th Aug 2017
- The greatest?27th Aug 2017
- The death of ...20th Aug 2017
- Variety Club ...19th Aug 2017
- My cousin the...16th Aug 2017
- More than jus...9th Aug 2017
- Evelyn "Champ...6th Aug 2017
- My second fav...5th Aug 2017
- Very nearly a...3rd Aug 2017
- It's August.1st Aug 2017
- Stan.30th Jul 2017 prev next
I thought I was special.
I love this record. Always have. It never made the charts over here and Cracked Rear View, the album from which it’s taken, didn’t sell particularly well in the UK either. Therefore that made me a true connoisseur whose eclectic tastes embrace music from outside the mainstream. This morning I discovered that Cracked Rear View […]

- There's nothi...6th Sep 2017
- The Graduate.3rd Sep 2017
- True story.31st Aug 2017
- Would Robert ...29th Aug 2017
- I didn't brin...28th Aug 2017
- The greatest?27th Aug 2017
- The death of ...20th Aug 2017
- Variety Club ...19th Aug 2017
- My cousin the...16th Aug 2017
- More than jus...9th Aug 2017
- Evelyn "Champ...6th Aug 2017
- My second fav...5th Aug 2017
- Very nearly a...3rd Aug 2017
- It's August.1st Aug 2017
- Stan.30th Jul 2017 prev next