Author Archives: Paul
The only other person I heard say “Gertcha”.
Was my Grandad. I remember him saying it whenever his displeasure was incurred. Which was quite often. My sister remembers him uttering some other words, mostly beginning with F when she was with him on the No.52 bus and he forgot to ring the bell. His vocabulary could be quite mysterious. At bedtime I remember […]

- Going out ton...20th Jun 2014
- Could Dave Be...19th Jun 2014
- To Pellicci's...18th Jun 2014
- Is this the r...16th Jun 2014
- It's father's...15th Jun 2014
- For so many r...14th Jun 2014
- Friday the 13...13th Jun 2014
- Always hailed...12th Jun 2014
- Back to Burnt...11th Jun 2014
- He's 93!!10th Jun 2014
- RIP RIk Mayall.9th Jun 2014
- My wife think...8th Jun 2014
- I seldom feel...7th Jun 2014
- It's the 70th...6th Jun 2014
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Chris Evans to leave Radio 2.
Why on earth would he do that? He has the biggest radio show in Europe with nearly ten million listeners. Why would he go to Virgin Radio, a tiny digital-only station with about 5% of that listenership? There is, of course, this mischievous and completely baseless conspiracy theory. Virgin Radio is owned by News International […]

- Going out ton...20th Jun 2014
- Could Dave Be...19th Jun 2014
- To Pellicci's...18th Jun 2014
- Is this the r...16th Jun 2014
- It's father's...15th Jun 2014
- For so many r...14th Jun 2014
- Friday the 13...13th Jun 2014
- Always hailed...12th Jun 2014
- Back to Burnt...11th Jun 2014
- He's 93!!10th Jun 2014
- RIP RIk Mayall.9th Jun 2014
- My wife think...8th Jun 2014
- I seldom feel...7th Jun 2014
- It's the 70th...6th Jun 2014
- I'm wearing w...5th Jun 2014 prev next
No, thanks. I’d just like to eat it.
I had a free voucher for the Wall’s Magnum pop-up shop by Sloane Square. You create your own Magnum from a choice of milk, dark or white chocolate and three sprinkly toppings. The young girl who served me held up the finished article and asked if I wanted to film it. When I said no, […]

- Going out ton...20th Jun 2014
- Could Dave Be...19th Jun 2014
- To Pellicci's...18th Jun 2014
- Is this the r...16th Jun 2014
- It's father's...15th Jun 2014
- For so many r...14th Jun 2014
- Friday the 13...13th Jun 2014
- Always hailed...12th Jun 2014
- Back to Burnt...11th Jun 2014
- He's 93!!10th Jun 2014
- RIP RIk Mayall.9th Jun 2014
- My wife think...8th Jun 2014
- I seldom feel...7th Jun 2014
- It's the 70th...6th Jun 2014
- I'm wearing w...5th Jun 2014 prev next
How I spent Saturday mornings in the early 90s.
Taking my mum to Holloway Prison to visit her friend Ivy. Ivy’s son Rusty was already in Pentonville for smuggling drugs from Jamaica, and when the police raided Ivy’s house, they found quite a few kilos of merchandise. They reasoned that Ivy must have been involved because her other son, known as “Yardie Ron” was […]

- Going out ton...20th Jun 2014
- Could Dave Be...19th Jun 2014
- To Pellicci's...18th Jun 2014
- Is this the r...16th Jun 2014
- It's father's...15th Jun 2014
- For so many r...14th Jun 2014
- Friday the 13...13th Jun 2014
- Always hailed...12th Jun 2014
- Back to Burnt...11th Jun 2014
- He's 93!!10th Jun 2014
- RIP RIk Mayall.9th Jun 2014
- My wife think...8th Jun 2014
- I seldom feel...7th Jun 2014
- It's the 70th...6th Jun 2014
- I'm wearing w...5th Jun 2014 prev next
He’d have been 60 today.
Michael Jackson, that is. I have nothing to add except to agree with pretty much everyone’s assessment of him as one of the most talented performers the world has ever seen. We’ve all heard most of his music many times – but this track is rarely played. It was a big hit for Eric Clapton […]

- Going out ton...20th Jun 2014
- Could Dave Be...19th Jun 2014
- To Pellicci's...18th Jun 2014
- Is this the r...16th Jun 2014
- It's father's...15th Jun 2014
- For so many r...14th Jun 2014
- Friday the 13...13th Jun 2014
- Always hailed...12th Jun 2014
- Back to Burnt...11th Jun 2014
- He's 93!!10th Jun 2014
- RIP RIk Mayall.9th Jun 2014
- My wife think...8th Jun 2014
- I seldom feel...7th Jun 2014
- It's the 70th...6th Jun 2014
- I'm wearing w...5th Jun 2014 prev next
Most gripping BBC drama for years but…..
….it’s drawn quite a few complaints. I’m talking about Bodyguard. It’s sensationally good but there have been innumerable objections to the casting. The Home Secretary, the senior police officer, the two police snipers, the senior train guard, the bomb-disposal expert and the head of the anti-terrorism squad are all women. In the words of one […]

- Going out ton...20th Jun 2014
- Could Dave Be...19th Jun 2014
- To Pellicci's...18th Jun 2014
- Is this the r...16th Jun 2014
- It's father's...15th Jun 2014
- For so many r...14th Jun 2014
- Friday the 13...13th Jun 2014
- Always hailed...12th Jun 2014
- Back to Burnt...11th Jun 2014
- He's 93!!10th Jun 2014
- RIP RIk Mayall.9th Jun 2014
- My wife think...8th Jun 2014
- I seldom feel...7th Jun 2014
- It's the 70th...6th Jun 2014
- I'm wearing w...5th Jun 2014 prev next
Football, boxing and Bilko.
I loved my dad. He was kind, quiet and devoutly Catholic so, as you can imagine, we didn’t have much in common. We did, however, share a fondness for football, boxing and random repeats of Sgt. Bilko. Many of them were written by Neil Simon who died yesterday, aged 91. At school, I worked part-time […]

- Going out ton...20th Jun 2014
- Could Dave Be...19th Jun 2014
- To Pellicci's...18th Jun 2014
- Is this the r...16th Jun 2014
- It's father's...15th Jun 2014
- For so many r...14th Jun 2014
- Friday the 13...13th Jun 2014
- Always hailed...12th Jun 2014
- Back to Burnt...11th Jun 2014
- He's 93!!10th Jun 2014
- RIP RIk Mayall.9th Jun 2014
- My wife think...8th Jun 2014
- I seldom feel...7th Jun 2014
- It's the 70th...6th Jun 2014
- I'm wearing w...5th Jun 2014 prev next
Mass exodus.
Pope Francis is in Dublin today and 500,000 people are expected in Phoenix Park to hear him say mass. The last papal visit to Ireland in 1979, and Pope John Paul II said mass in Phoenix Park, more than a million people were there. It’s not hard to see why mass attendances have fallen in […]

- Going out ton...20th Jun 2014
- Could Dave Be...19th Jun 2014
- To Pellicci's...18th Jun 2014
- Is this the r...16th Jun 2014
- It's father's...15th Jun 2014
- For so many r...14th Jun 2014
- Friday the 13...13th Jun 2014
- Always hailed...12th Jun 2014
- Back to Burnt...11th Jun 2014
- He's 93!!10th Jun 2014
- RIP RIk Mayall.9th Jun 2014
- My wife think...8th Jun 2014
- I seldom feel...7th Jun 2014
- It's the 70th...6th Jun 2014
- I'm wearing w...5th Jun 2014 prev next
Why you don’t hear many Scottish voiceovers any more.
There was once a belief that on TV commercials, a Scottish voice was more “trustworthy”. Particularly for financial services. Then scandals at RBS, HBOS and Gordon Brown’s handling of the UK economy rather damaged the Scots’ reputation for fiscal probity. But what really did for them was the independence referendum. Clients based south of the […]

- Going out ton...20th Jun 2014
- Could Dave Be...19th Jun 2014
- To Pellicci's...18th Jun 2014
- Is this the r...16th Jun 2014
- It's father's...15th Jun 2014
- For so many r...14th Jun 2014
- Friday the 13...13th Jun 2014
- Always hailed...12th Jun 2014
- Back to Burnt...11th Jun 2014
- He's 93!!10th Jun 2014
- RIP RIk Mayall.9th Jun 2014
- My wife think...8th Jun 2014
- I seldom feel...7th Jun 2014
- It's the 70th...6th Jun 2014
- I'm wearing w...5th Jun 2014 prev next
I thought I was special.
I love this record. Always have. It never made the charts over here and Cracked Rear View, the album from which it’s taken, didn’t sell particularly well in the UK either. Therefore that made me a true connoisseur whose eclectic tastes embrace music from outside the mainstream. This morning I discovered that Cracked Rear View […]

- Going out ton...20th Jun 2014
- Could Dave Be...19th Jun 2014
- To Pellicci's...18th Jun 2014
- Is this the r...16th Jun 2014
- It's father's...15th Jun 2014
- For so many r...14th Jun 2014
- Friday the 13...13th Jun 2014
- Always hailed...12th Jun 2014
- Back to Burnt...11th Jun 2014
- He's 93!!10th Jun 2014
- RIP RIk Mayall.9th Jun 2014
- My wife think...8th Jun 2014
- I seldom feel...7th Jun 2014
- It's the 70th...6th Jun 2014
- I'm wearing w...5th Jun 2014 prev next