Author Archives: Paul
The only other person I heard say “Gertcha”.
Was my Grandad. I remember him saying it whenever his displeasure was incurred. Which was quite often. My sister remembers him uttering some other words, mostly beginning with F when she was with him on the No.52 bus and he forgot to ring the bell. His vocabulary could be quite mysterious. At bedtime I remember […]

- New York? Ye...4th May 2014
- Happy Birthda...3rd May 2014
- I don't like ...2nd May 2014
- RIP Bob Hoski...30th Apr 2014
- The one good ...30th Apr 2014
- At least nine...29th Apr 2014
- Your chance t...28th Apr 2014
- What exactly ...27th Apr 2014
- Take one sque...26th Apr 2014
- My son comes ...25th Apr 2014
- The last supp...24th Apr 2014
- It's St.Georg...23rd Apr 2014
- First we hear...22nd Apr 2014
- Would you hav...21st Apr 2014
- Oh my word, h...20th Apr 2014 prev next
Chris Evans to leave Radio 2.
Why on earth would he do that? He has the biggest radio show in Europe with nearly ten million listeners. Why would he go to Virgin Radio, a tiny digital-only station with about 5% of that listenership? There is, of course, this mischievous and completely baseless conspiracy theory. Virgin Radio is owned by News International […]

- New York? Ye...4th May 2014
- Happy Birthda...3rd May 2014
- I don't like ...2nd May 2014
- RIP Bob Hoski...30th Apr 2014
- The one good ...30th Apr 2014
- At least nine...29th Apr 2014
- Your chance t...28th Apr 2014
- What exactly ...27th Apr 2014
- Take one sque...26th Apr 2014
- My son comes ...25th Apr 2014
- The last supp...24th Apr 2014
- It's St.Georg...23rd Apr 2014
- First we hear...22nd Apr 2014
- Would you hav...21st Apr 2014
- Oh my word, h...20th Apr 2014 prev next
No, thanks. I’d just like to eat it.
I had a free voucher for the Wall’s Magnum pop-up shop by Sloane Square. You create your own Magnum from a choice of milk, dark or white chocolate and three sprinkly toppings. The young girl who served me held up the finished article and asked if I wanted to film it. When I said no, […]

- New York? Ye...4th May 2014
- Happy Birthda...3rd May 2014
- I don't like ...2nd May 2014
- RIP Bob Hoski...30th Apr 2014
- The one good ...30th Apr 2014
- At least nine...29th Apr 2014
- Your chance t...28th Apr 2014
- What exactly ...27th Apr 2014
- Take one sque...26th Apr 2014
- My son comes ...25th Apr 2014
- The last supp...24th Apr 2014
- It's St.Georg...23rd Apr 2014
- First we hear...22nd Apr 2014
- Would you hav...21st Apr 2014
- Oh my word, h...20th Apr 2014 prev next
How I spent Saturday mornings in the early 90s.
Taking my mum to Holloway Prison to visit her friend Ivy. Ivy’s son Rusty was already in Pentonville for smuggling drugs from Jamaica, and when the police raided Ivy’s house, they found quite a few kilos of merchandise. They reasoned that Ivy must have been involved because her other son, known as “Yardie Ron” was […]

- New York? Ye...4th May 2014
- Happy Birthda...3rd May 2014
- I don't like ...2nd May 2014
- RIP Bob Hoski...30th Apr 2014
- The one good ...30th Apr 2014
- At least nine...29th Apr 2014
- Your chance t...28th Apr 2014
- What exactly ...27th Apr 2014
- Take one sque...26th Apr 2014
- My son comes ...25th Apr 2014
- The last supp...24th Apr 2014
- It's St.Georg...23rd Apr 2014
- First we hear...22nd Apr 2014
- Would you hav...21st Apr 2014
- Oh my word, h...20th Apr 2014 prev next
He’d have been 60 today.
Michael Jackson, that is. I have nothing to add except to agree with pretty much everyone’s assessment of him as one of the most talented performers the world has ever seen. We’ve all heard most of his music many times – but this track is rarely played. It was a big hit for Eric Clapton […]

- New York? Ye...4th May 2014
- Happy Birthda...3rd May 2014
- I don't like ...2nd May 2014
- RIP Bob Hoski...30th Apr 2014
- The one good ...30th Apr 2014
- At least nine...29th Apr 2014
- Your chance t...28th Apr 2014
- What exactly ...27th Apr 2014
- Take one sque...26th Apr 2014
- My son comes ...25th Apr 2014
- The last supp...24th Apr 2014
- It's St.Georg...23rd Apr 2014
- First we hear...22nd Apr 2014
- Would you hav...21st Apr 2014
- Oh my word, h...20th Apr 2014 prev next
Most gripping BBC drama for years but…..
….it’s drawn quite a few complaints. I’m talking about Bodyguard. It’s sensationally good but there have been innumerable objections to the casting. The Home Secretary, the senior police officer, the two police snipers, the senior train guard, the bomb-disposal expert and the head of the anti-terrorism squad are all women. In the words of one […]

- New York? Ye...4th May 2014
- Happy Birthda...3rd May 2014
- I don't like ...2nd May 2014
- RIP Bob Hoski...30th Apr 2014
- The one good ...30th Apr 2014
- At least nine...29th Apr 2014
- Your chance t...28th Apr 2014
- What exactly ...27th Apr 2014
- Take one sque...26th Apr 2014
- My son comes ...25th Apr 2014
- The last supp...24th Apr 2014
- It's St.Georg...23rd Apr 2014
- First we hear...22nd Apr 2014
- Would you hav...21st Apr 2014
- Oh my word, h...20th Apr 2014 prev next
Football, boxing and Bilko.
I loved my dad. He was kind, quiet and devoutly Catholic so, as you can imagine, we didn’t have much in common. We did, however, share a fondness for football, boxing and random repeats of Sgt. Bilko. Many of them were written by Neil Simon who died yesterday, aged 91. At school, I worked part-time […]

- New York? Ye...4th May 2014
- Happy Birthda...3rd May 2014
- I don't like ...2nd May 2014
- RIP Bob Hoski...30th Apr 2014
- The one good ...30th Apr 2014
- At least nine...29th Apr 2014
- Your chance t...28th Apr 2014
- What exactly ...27th Apr 2014
- Take one sque...26th Apr 2014
- My son comes ...25th Apr 2014
- The last supp...24th Apr 2014
- It's St.Georg...23rd Apr 2014
- First we hear...22nd Apr 2014
- Would you hav...21st Apr 2014
- Oh my word, h...20th Apr 2014 prev next
Mass exodus.
Pope Francis is in Dublin today and 500,000 people are expected in Phoenix Park to hear him say mass. The last papal visit to Ireland in 1979, and Pope John Paul II said mass in Phoenix Park, more than a million people were there. It’s not hard to see why mass attendances have fallen in […]

- New York? Ye...4th May 2014
- Happy Birthda...3rd May 2014
- I don't like ...2nd May 2014
- RIP Bob Hoski...30th Apr 2014
- The one good ...30th Apr 2014
- At least nine...29th Apr 2014
- Your chance t...28th Apr 2014
- What exactly ...27th Apr 2014
- Take one sque...26th Apr 2014
- My son comes ...25th Apr 2014
- The last supp...24th Apr 2014
- It's St.Georg...23rd Apr 2014
- First we hear...22nd Apr 2014
- Would you hav...21st Apr 2014
- Oh my word, h...20th Apr 2014 prev next
Why you don’t hear many Scottish voiceovers any more.
There was once a belief that on TV commercials, a Scottish voice was more “trustworthy”. Particularly for financial services. Then scandals at RBS, HBOS and Gordon Brown’s handling of the UK economy rather damaged the Scots’ reputation for fiscal probity. But what really did for them was the independence referendum. Clients based south of the […]

- New York? Ye...4th May 2014
- Happy Birthda...3rd May 2014
- I don't like ...2nd May 2014
- RIP Bob Hoski...30th Apr 2014
- The one good ...30th Apr 2014
- At least nine...29th Apr 2014
- Your chance t...28th Apr 2014
- What exactly ...27th Apr 2014
- Take one sque...26th Apr 2014
- My son comes ...25th Apr 2014
- The last supp...24th Apr 2014
- It's St.Georg...23rd Apr 2014
- First we hear...22nd Apr 2014
- Would you hav...21st Apr 2014
- Oh my word, h...20th Apr 2014 prev next
I thought I was special.
I love this record. Always have. It never made the charts over here and Cracked Rear View, the album from which it’s taken, didn’t sell particularly well in the UK either. Therefore that made me a true connoisseur whose eclectic tastes embrace music from outside the mainstream. This morning I discovered that Cracked Rear View […]

- New York? Ye...4th May 2014
- Happy Birthda...3rd May 2014
- I don't like ...2nd May 2014
- RIP Bob Hoski...30th Apr 2014
- The one good ...30th Apr 2014
- At least nine...29th Apr 2014
- Your chance t...28th Apr 2014
- What exactly ...27th Apr 2014
- Take one sque...26th Apr 2014
- My son comes ...25th Apr 2014
- The last supp...24th Apr 2014
- It's St.Georg...23rd Apr 2014
- First we hear...22nd Apr 2014
- Would you hav...21st Apr 2014
- Oh my word, h...20th Apr 2014 prev next