Author Archives: Paul
The 70s was a decade obsessed by the 50s
It was. Films like Grease, American Graffiti and That’ll be The Day were huge. Even bigger was Happy Days on TV. There were more teds in the 70s than there were in the 50s and no matter what revisionist documentaries try to tell you, in the 70s you’d see far more teds than punks. The […]

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- Mass exodus.26th Aug 2018
- Why you don't...25th Aug 2018
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Of course…….but maybe…..
The comedian Louis CK does a great routine in which he presents a point of view with which it would seem wrong to disagree: “Of course…..” then presents the opposing view, saying things we’re not even supposed to think: “But maybe….” So I wonder what he’d have made of the firemen protesting outside Clerkenwell Fire […]

- Chris Evans t...6th Sep 2018
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- How I spent S...1st Sep 2018
- He'd have bee...29th Aug 2018
- Most gripping...28th Aug 2018
- Football, box...27th Aug 2018
- Mass exodus.26th Aug 2018
- Why you don't...25th Aug 2018
- I thought I w...21st Aug 2018
- The 2018 Brit...20th Aug 2018
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I’ve had a rather severe haircut….
I blame my son. He works part-time at Murdock, probably the coolest of the new breed of old-style barber shops that have sprung up in the parts of London where hipsters hang. He texted the young barber with precise instructions on how to shear my frothy, Lionel Blairfro into something very short and contemporary. It’s […]

- Chris Evans t...6th Sep 2018
- No, thanks. I...2nd Sep 2018
- How I spent S...1st Sep 2018
- He'd have bee...29th Aug 2018
- Most gripping...28th Aug 2018
- Football, box...27th Aug 2018
- Mass exodus.26th Aug 2018
- Why you don't...25th Aug 2018
- I thought I w...21st Aug 2018
- The 2018 Brit...20th Aug 2018
- Pointless.19th Aug 2018
- Bindon.18th Aug 2018
- The Queen of ...17th Aug 2018
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I must have spent a third of my recent life picking my kids up…
…..particularly my daughter. And the areas can vary hugely. It could be a posh party in Hampstead or a dance class in a rough part of Hackney. When I go to one of the rough areas, this is the track that often accompanies me. Yes, I really do pretend I’m a gangsta cruising the streets […]

- Chris Evans t...6th Sep 2018
- No, thanks. I...2nd Sep 2018
- How I spent S...1st Sep 2018
- He'd have bee...29th Aug 2018
- Most gripping...28th Aug 2018
- Football, box...27th Aug 2018
- Mass exodus.26th Aug 2018
- Why you don't...25th Aug 2018
- I thought I w...21st Aug 2018
- The 2018 Brit...20th Aug 2018
- Pointless.19th Aug 2018
- Bindon.18th Aug 2018
- The Queen of ...17th Aug 2018
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You know that tune that’s been going round and round in your head for years?
You’ve no idea what it is or who it’s by. It’s been played on the radio every now and again ever since you can remember. Now you’ve got Shazam on your iPhone, you’ll be able to identify it the next time it comes on. But typically, it hasn’t come on. Not for years. Is it […]

- Chris Evans t...6th Sep 2018
- No, thanks. I...2nd Sep 2018
- How I spent S...1st Sep 2018
- He'd have bee...29th Aug 2018
- Most gripping...28th Aug 2018
- Football, box...27th Aug 2018
- Mass exodus.26th Aug 2018
- Why you don't...25th Aug 2018
- I thought I w...21st Aug 2018
- The 2018 Brit...20th Aug 2018
- Pointless.19th Aug 2018
- Bindon.18th Aug 2018
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What are we going to do about “Sunday Drivers”?
Slow, selfish and inconsiderate, they cause misery and delays wherever they go. They used to favour the Morris Minor or Austin 1100 but now it’s more likely to be a Honda Jazz or Kia Picanto. Whatever – they still show no regard for anyone but themselves but I think I’ve come up with a solution. […]

- Chris Evans t...6th Sep 2018
- No, thanks. I...2nd Sep 2018
- How I spent S...1st Sep 2018
- He'd have bee...29th Aug 2018
- Most gripping...28th Aug 2018
- Football, box...27th Aug 2018
- Mass exodus.26th Aug 2018
- Why you don't...25th Aug 2018
- I thought I w...21st Aug 2018
- The 2018 Brit...20th Aug 2018
- Pointless.19th Aug 2018
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Very few songs feature dates….
….but this one does. And today’s date is sung very clearly in the first line. It’s my wife’s birthday and yet she has never noticed the rare honour has been bestowed upon her. She sings to her own tune and Earth, Wind & Fire have never really been on her radar or repertoire. Musical theatre […]

- Chris Evans t...6th Sep 2018
- No, thanks. I...2nd Sep 2018
- How I spent S...1st Sep 2018
- He'd have bee...29th Aug 2018
- Most gripping...28th Aug 2018
- Football, box...27th Aug 2018
- Mass exodus.26th Aug 2018
- Why you don't...25th Aug 2018
- I thought I w...21st Aug 2018
- The 2018 Brit...20th Aug 2018
- Pointless.19th Aug 2018
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Happy Birthday to a bloke I went to school with…..
…….who went on to become one of the greatest cultural influences this country has ever seen. Rusty Egan was DJ at the Blitz Club and the music he played created the “New Romantic” scene and pretty much set the tone for an entire decade. He introduced clubbers to sounds – by which I don’t mean […]

- Chris Evans t...6th Sep 2018
- No, thanks. I...2nd Sep 2018
- How I spent S...1st Sep 2018
- He'd have bee...29th Aug 2018
- Most gripping...28th Aug 2018
- Football, box...27th Aug 2018
- Mass exodus.26th Aug 2018
- Why you don't...25th Aug 2018
- I thought I w...21st Aug 2018
- The 2018 Brit...20th Aug 2018
- Pointless.19th Aug 2018
- Bindon.18th Aug 2018
- The Queen of ...17th Aug 2018
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Beethoven, Bach….. Barry?
I think so. Because “classical music” doesn’t have to be composed in the 18th century by a German or Austrian. It can be composed in the 1990s by a bloke from Leeds, as this magnificent (and very short) piece was. Purists may opine that, because of its lush arrangement and memorable melody, it’s a bit […]

- Chris Evans t...6th Sep 2018
- No, thanks. I...2nd Sep 2018
- How I spent S...1st Sep 2018
- He'd have bee...29th Aug 2018
- Most gripping...28th Aug 2018
- Football, box...27th Aug 2018
- Mass exodus.26th Aug 2018
- Why you don't...25th Aug 2018
- I thought I w...21st Aug 2018
- The 2018 Brit...20th Aug 2018
- Pointless.19th Aug 2018
- Bindon.18th Aug 2018
- The Queen of ...17th Aug 2018
- First and for...16th Aug 2018
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QPR are at home tonight
Which, at one time, would have meant meeting my mate Scott after work and heading to W12. But now I’ve come to regard my beloved team more like a pub or a restaurant. If the food, service and miserable landlord were as bad as what we had to endure last season, why on earth would […]

- Chris Evans t...6th Sep 2018
- No, thanks. I...2nd Sep 2018
- How I spent S...1st Sep 2018
- He'd have bee...29th Aug 2018
- Most gripping...28th Aug 2018
- Football, box...27th Aug 2018
- Mass exodus.26th Aug 2018
- Why you don't...25th Aug 2018
- I thought I w...21st Aug 2018
- The 2018 Brit...20th Aug 2018
- Pointless.19th Aug 2018
- Bindon.18th Aug 2018
- The Queen of ...17th Aug 2018
- First and for...16th Aug 2018
- That's what J...13th Aug 2018 prev next