Author Archives: Paul
Can you name them?
No.1 hits (excluding instrumentals) where the title of the song is never sung? Bohemian Rhapsody, Space Oddity, Unchained Melody. Good. The Ballad of John & Yoko, The Ballad of Bonnie & Clyde. Obviously. Getting harder now. Annie’s Song, The Ketchup Song, The Hindu Times, Killer, Double Barrel. Not forgetting of course that Rod Stewart never […]

- Coffee and ca...29th May 2015
- My daughter t...28th May 2015
- It'll never h...26th May 2015
- "Peter Kay's"...24th May 2015
- For Denis….23rd May 2015
- My wife was c...22nd May 2015
- The worst sor...17th May 2015
- Chuka chucks ...16th May 2015
- I never go to...15th May 2015
- 70th annivers...10th May 2015
- Tories win th...9th May 2015
- Look…..7th May 2015
- RIP Errol Bro...6th May 2015
- Isn't he drea...3rd May 2015
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Do you remember waterproof Walkmans?
I was out last night with my friend Micky. He never changes. Still rail-thin with rock star hair and Ray-Bans, Mick’s led the sort of life that makes you feel you haven’t lived at all. He had a mate who was a serious drug dealer. Not only that but this bloke was own best customer. […]

- Coffee and ca...29th May 2015
- My daughter t...28th May 2015
- It'll never h...26th May 2015
- "Peter Kay's"...24th May 2015
- For Denis….23rd May 2015
- My wife was c...22nd May 2015
- The worst sor...17th May 2015
- Chuka chucks ...16th May 2015
- I never go to...15th May 2015
- 70th annivers...10th May 2015
- Tories win th...9th May 2015
- Look…..7th May 2015
- RIP Errol Bro...6th May 2015
- Isn't he drea...3rd May 2015
- All Hail The ...28th Apr 2015 prev next
Ever heard of Rodney Crowell?
Possibly not. But you’ve definitely heard of his father-in-law, Johnny Cash. Which is why you’ll recognise the chorus of this wonderful track and the voice of the man singing it. Apparently, it’s Rodney Crowell’s 62nd birthday today. That’s all the excuse I need.

- Coffee and ca...29th May 2015
- My daughter t...28th May 2015
- It'll never h...26th May 2015
- "Peter Kay's"...24th May 2015
- For Denis….23rd May 2015
- My wife was c...22nd May 2015
- The worst sor...17th May 2015
- Chuka chucks ...16th May 2015
- I never go to...15th May 2015
- 70th annivers...10th May 2015
- Tories win th...9th May 2015
- Look…..7th May 2015
- RIP Errol Bro...6th May 2015
- Isn't he drea...3rd May 2015
- All Hail The ...28th Apr 2015 prev next
Shouldn’t work but it does………
Take some good quality vanilla ice cream, drizzle on a little extra virgin olive oil then add a couple of pinches of Maldon rock salt. Trust me, sublime. Now take a couple of English folkies doing an acoustic version of a full-on, very American summer staple. The result is equally surprising. At some point today, […]

- Coffee and ca...29th May 2015
- My daughter t...28th May 2015
- It'll never h...26th May 2015
- "Peter Kay's"...24th May 2015
- For Denis….23rd May 2015
- My wife was c...22nd May 2015
- The worst sor...17th May 2015
- Chuka chucks ...16th May 2015
- I never go to...15th May 2015
- 70th annivers...10th May 2015
- Tories win th...9th May 2015
- Look…..7th May 2015
- RIP Errol Bro...6th May 2015
- Isn't he drea...3rd May 2015
- All Hail The ...28th Apr 2015 prev next
I’m sure Peter Capaldi will make an excellent Dr.Who…..
………though I’m not likely to find out. I’ve never watched it. Not even as a kid. I just cannot get on with science fiction. Star Wars? Star Trek? Lost in Space? Lost on me. So when I saw the name “Capaldi” all over the news this morning, I naturally thought of Jim Capaldi, ex-drummer of […]

- Coffee and ca...29th May 2015
- My daughter t...28th May 2015
- It'll never h...26th May 2015
- "Peter Kay's"...24th May 2015
- For Denis….23rd May 2015
- My wife was c...22nd May 2015
- The worst sor...17th May 2015
- Chuka chucks ...16th May 2015
- I never go to...15th May 2015
- 70th annivers...10th May 2015
- Tories win th...9th May 2015
- Look…..7th May 2015
- RIP Errol Bro...6th May 2015
- Isn't he drea...3rd May 2015
- All Hail The ...28th Apr 2015 prev next
I came out of retirement last night……..
…..to DJ at a surprise party. No one was more surprised than me. I’d forgotten how much I used to love it. The sheer joy of filling a dance floor and being the reason people are having a good time. Oh God, it’s gone straight to my head and this is not good. It can […]

- Coffee and ca...29th May 2015
- My daughter t...28th May 2015
- It'll never h...26th May 2015
- "Peter Kay's"...24th May 2015
- For Denis….23rd May 2015
- My wife was c...22nd May 2015
- The worst sor...17th May 2015
- Chuka chucks ...16th May 2015
- I never go to...15th May 2015
- 70th annivers...10th May 2015
- Tories win th...9th May 2015
- Look…..7th May 2015
- RIP Errol Bro...6th May 2015
- Isn't he drea...3rd May 2015
- All Hail The ...28th Apr 2015 prev next
Having a barbecue tonight? Me neither.
What is it about blokes and barbecues? They never normally go near the kitchen but give them raw meat, an open grill and a comedy apron and suddenly they’re Jamie Oliver. Except they’re not, are they? How many times have you only eaten charred chicken and burnt burgers because Barbecue Man has taken so long […]

- Coffee and ca...29th May 2015
- My daughter t...28th May 2015
- It'll never h...26th May 2015
- "Peter Kay's"...24th May 2015
- For Denis….23rd May 2015
- My wife was c...22nd May 2015
- The worst sor...17th May 2015
- Chuka chucks ...16th May 2015
- I never go to...15th May 2015
- 70th annivers...10th May 2015
- Tories win th...9th May 2015
- Look…..7th May 2015
- RIP Errol Bro...6th May 2015
- Isn't he drea...3rd May 2015
- All Hail The ...28th Apr 2015 prev next
Sometimes I just wake up feeling Irish…..
……for no apparent reason. Actually, there are lots of reasons. My dad was Irish. As were 90% of my friends’ parents at my very Catholic school. I spent much of my young life in Kilburn and Cricklewood. Since then, the Emerald Isle has played practically no part in my adult life. My children have not […]

- Coffee and ca...29th May 2015
- My daughter t...28th May 2015
- It'll never h...26th May 2015
- "Peter Kay's"...24th May 2015
- For Denis….23rd May 2015
- My wife was c...22nd May 2015
- The worst sor...17th May 2015
- Chuka chucks ...16th May 2015
- I never go to...15th May 2015
- 70th annivers...10th May 2015
- Tories win th...9th May 2015
- Look…..7th May 2015
- RIP Errol Bro...6th May 2015
- Isn't he drea...3rd May 2015
- All Hail The ...28th Apr 2015 prev next
These people had never been to California…….
……they weren’t even a real band, just a bunch of session musicians who wrote this song in a flat in South London. Yet it’s a masterpiece of summer harmonies and orchestration that somehow retains the flavour of 1970s British bubblegum pop. This lovely combination says “Californian sunshine but right here in Britain” and that’s exactly […]

- Coffee and ca...29th May 2015
- My daughter t...28th May 2015
- It'll never h...26th May 2015
- "Peter Kay's"...24th May 2015
- For Denis….23rd May 2015
- My wife was c...22nd May 2015
- The worst sor...17th May 2015
- Chuka chucks ...16th May 2015
- I never go to...15th May 2015
- 70th annivers...10th May 2015
- Tories win th...9th May 2015
- Look…..7th May 2015
- RIP Errol Bro...6th May 2015
- Isn't he drea...3rd May 2015
- All Hail The ...28th Apr 2015 prev next
The film “Notting Hill” had just come out……..
…….when I walked into a steam room in that very locale. Three people were sitting in silence, towels around their waists. Elvis Costello, Dave Allen and Peter Mandelson. I sat down and heard myself say “Blimey, I’m the only one I’ve never heard of” and we began to talk. We’d all enjoyed the film, particularly […]

- Coffee and ca...29th May 2015
- My daughter t...28th May 2015
- It'll never h...26th May 2015
- "Peter Kay's"...24th May 2015
- For Denis….23rd May 2015
- My wife was c...22nd May 2015
- The worst sor...17th May 2015
- Chuka chucks ...16th May 2015
- I never go to...15th May 2015
- 70th annivers...10th May 2015
- Tories win th...9th May 2015
- Look…..7th May 2015
- RIP Errol Bro...6th May 2015
- Isn't he drea...3rd May 2015
- All Hail The ...28th Apr 2015 prev next