Author Archives: Paul
I saw a grown man riding a Raleigh Chopper yesterday……
…..it was Norman Jay MBE which made me think of my old friend Julian Dyer. A great writer and true renegade, Julian was the first person I ever heard use the phrase “Rare Groove” to describe old soul tunes that were rare and….well…groovy. This led me to listen to Norman Jay’s Original Rare Groove Show […]

- I knew I'd se...10th Apr 2016
- 19719th Apr 2016
- The ill-manne...2nd Apr 2016
- The best Two ...1st Apr 2016
- Geek Chic.31st Mar 2016
- Frank Skinner...30th Mar 2016
- I'm not going...29th Mar 2016
- The Imaginati...28th Mar 2016
- This one's fo...27th Mar 2016
- Bad Friday.26th Mar 2016
- What I liked ...25th Mar 2016
- The First Lad...24th Mar 2016
- I think we'll...22nd Mar 2016
- England win t...20th Mar 2016
- I liked him.18th Mar 2016 prev next
Sooner or later, I’m going to run one of them over…..
……the tourists who congregate daily, photographing each other on that famous zebra crossing on Abbey Road. It’s not far from where I live so I’m always narrowly avoiding oblivious people with cameras. They seem unaware that they’re on a busy road in St. John’s Wood, not at Madame Tussaud’s or the British Museum. Abbey Road […]

- I knew I'd se...10th Apr 2016
- 19719th Apr 2016
- The ill-manne...2nd Apr 2016
- The best Two ...1st Apr 2016
- Geek Chic.31st Mar 2016
- Frank Skinner...30th Mar 2016
- I'm not going...29th Mar 2016
- The Imaginati...28th Mar 2016
- This one's fo...27th Mar 2016
- Bad Friday.26th Mar 2016
- What I liked ...25th Mar 2016
- The First Lad...24th Mar 2016
- I think we'll...22nd Mar 2016
- England win t...20th Mar 2016
- I liked him.18th Mar 2016 prev next
So farewell then, Tim Westwood…..
….whose Radio 1 rap show is to be axed after 20 years. Can you imagine how relieved he must be? Many regard Westwood as a preposterous human being. An ageing phoney from Suffolk dressing and talking like a gangsta from Compton but I love him. He is a true pioneer and his genuine passion for […]

- I knew I'd se...10th Apr 2016
- 19719th Apr 2016
- The ill-manne...2nd Apr 2016
- The best Two ...1st Apr 2016
- Geek Chic.31st Mar 2016
- Frank Skinner...30th Mar 2016
- I'm not going...29th Mar 2016
- The Imaginati...28th Mar 2016
- This one's fo...27th Mar 2016
- Bad Friday.26th Mar 2016
- What I liked ...25th Mar 2016
- The First Lad...24th Mar 2016
- I think we'll...22nd Mar 2016
- England win t...20th Mar 2016
- I liked him.18th Mar 2016 prev next
Missing person…….
…….Not very long ago, this man was a big star. Very talented actor, writer, singer and musician. He should be a national treasure or at the very least a “celeb”. The autobiography should have been written and its subject interviewed on countless TV sofas. But no, nothing. Not even a well-publicised “battle” with alcohol or […]

- I knew I'd se...10th Apr 2016
- 19719th Apr 2016
- The ill-manne...2nd Apr 2016
- The best Two ...1st Apr 2016
- Geek Chic.31st Mar 2016
- Frank Skinner...30th Mar 2016
- I'm not going...29th Mar 2016
- The Imaginati...28th Mar 2016
- This one's fo...27th Mar 2016
- Bad Friday.26th Mar 2016
- What I liked ...25th Mar 2016
- The First Lad...24th Mar 2016
- I think we'll...22nd Mar 2016
- England win t...20th Mar 2016
- I liked him.18th Mar 2016 prev next
If you grew up in North London, surfing was not an option…..
………and if you’re as graceless and clumsy as I am, it certainly wasn’t. Any attempts at skateboarding, windsurfing and waterskiing all ended in……well, you can imagine. So I could only ever pretend I was going to Surf City. I’ll be pretending today. And yes, I always thought this was The Beach Boys too.

- I knew I'd se...10th Apr 2016
- 19719th Apr 2016
- The ill-manne...2nd Apr 2016
- The best Two ...1st Apr 2016
- Geek Chic.31st Mar 2016
- Frank Skinner...30th Mar 2016
- I'm not going...29th Mar 2016
- The Imaginati...28th Mar 2016
- This one's fo...27th Mar 2016
- Bad Friday.26th Mar 2016
- What I liked ...25th Mar 2016
- The First Lad...24th Mar 2016
- I think we'll...22nd Mar 2016
- England win t...20th Mar 2016
- I liked him.18th Mar 2016 prev next
When they said on the news last night………
…….that Prince George would one day “wear the crown”, this majestic 12″ single, seldom heard since the 80s, started going round and round in my head. A timely reminder that rap wasn’t always about bitches, guns and hoes. And a cameo from Stevie Wonder too. What’s not to love?

- I knew I'd se...10th Apr 2016
- 19719th Apr 2016
- The ill-manne...2nd Apr 2016
- The best Two ...1st Apr 2016
- Geek Chic.31st Mar 2016
- Frank Skinner...30th Mar 2016
- I'm not going...29th Mar 2016
- The Imaginati...28th Mar 2016
- This one's fo...27th Mar 2016
- Bad Friday.26th Mar 2016
- What I liked ...25th Mar 2016
- The First Lad...24th Mar 2016
- I think we'll...22nd Mar 2016
- England win t...20th Mar 2016
- I liked him.18th Mar 2016 prev next
I’m in Bruges……
……so I thought we should salute Belgium’s contribution to the UK charts. Hmmm. I know what you’re thinking. Wonderful beers? Yes. Gorgeous chocolates? Certainly. Popular music? Possibly not.

- I knew I'd se...10th Apr 2016
- 19719th Apr 2016
- The ill-manne...2nd Apr 2016
- The best Two ...1st Apr 2016
- Geek Chic.31st Mar 2016
- Frank Skinner...30th Mar 2016
- I'm not going...29th Mar 2016
- The Imaginati...28th Mar 2016
- This one's fo...27th Mar 2016
- Bad Friday.26th Mar 2016
- What I liked ...25th Mar 2016
- The First Lad...24th Mar 2016
- I think we'll...22nd Mar 2016
- England win t...20th Mar 2016
- I liked him.18th Mar 2016 prev next
Oh, sod it….
……..I could try to ignore today’s big news story. I could try to be sneeringly republican about it. I could try being a bit arch and playing Shine On You Crazy Diamond for the other, departed, “Prince of Cambridge”. But why bother? It’s the birth of a child, a joyous occasion, a moment in history. […]

- I knew I'd se...10th Apr 2016
- 19719th Apr 2016
- The ill-manne...2nd Apr 2016
- The best Two ...1st Apr 2016
- Geek Chic.31st Mar 2016
- Frank Skinner...30th Mar 2016
- I'm not going...29th Mar 2016
- The Imaginati...28th Mar 2016
- This one's fo...27th Mar 2016
- Bad Friday.26th Mar 2016
- What I liked ...25th Mar 2016
- The First Lad...24th Mar 2016
- I think we'll...22nd Mar 2016
- England win t...20th Mar 2016
- I liked him.18th Mar 2016 prev next
Ironic, isn’t it?
This track. It’s not about a beautiful day – quite the opposite. But the sneeringly ironic lyrics are forgotten because it has such a strong and memorable chorus that makes it the perfect backdrop for a beautiful day. God damn right, that’s ironic.

- I knew I'd se...10th Apr 2016
- 19719th Apr 2016
- The ill-manne...2nd Apr 2016
- The best Two ...1st Apr 2016
- Geek Chic.31st Mar 2016
- Frank Skinner...30th Mar 2016
- I'm not going...29th Mar 2016
- The Imaginati...28th Mar 2016
- This one's fo...27th Mar 2016
- Bad Friday.26th Mar 2016
- What I liked ...25th Mar 2016
- The First Lad...24th Mar 2016
- I think we'll...22nd Mar 2016
- England win t...20th Mar 2016
- I liked him.18th Mar 2016 prev next
London has turned inside out…..
……places like Islington and Notting Hill were once rough, whereas suburbs like Harrow and Croydon were not. Now it’s the other way round. The first poor part of London to make the turn was Fulham, childhood home of my old friend Brian Jones. We try to out-working class each other with nostalgic tales about poverty, […]

- I knew I'd se...10th Apr 2016
- 19719th Apr 2016
- The ill-manne...2nd Apr 2016
- The best Two ...1st Apr 2016
- Geek Chic.31st Mar 2016
- Frank Skinner...30th Mar 2016
- I'm not going...29th Mar 2016
- The Imaginati...28th Mar 2016
- This one's fo...27th Mar 2016
- Bad Friday.26th Mar 2016
- What I liked ...25th Mar 2016
- The First Lad...24th Mar 2016
- I think we'll...22nd Mar 2016
- England win t...20th Mar 2016
- I liked him.18th Mar 2016 prev next