Author Archives: Paul
Oh God, I saw Paul Weller again yesterday…..
……. It’s the third time in about ten days. The first time was behind Selfridges. I stared for a moment, he caught my eye so I smiled and said “Big fan of your work”. The second time, two days later, I felt a bit awkward and said nothing. Yesterday in Notting Hill I thought, “Oh […]

- I knew I'd se...10th Apr 2016
- 19719th Apr 2016
- The ill-manne...2nd Apr 2016
- The best Two ...1st Apr 2016
- Geek Chic.31st Mar 2016
- Frank Skinner...30th Mar 2016
- I'm not going...29th Mar 2016
- The Imaginati...28th Mar 2016
- This one's fo...27th Mar 2016
- Bad Friday.26th Mar 2016
- What I liked ...25th Mar 2016
- The First Lad...24th Mar 2016
- I think we'll...22nd Mar 2016
- England win t...20th Mar 2016
- I liked him.18th Mar 2016 prev next
My friend Sophie Ritchie has a simple rule….
…….when the sun comes out, so does the reggae. Today, this is all you’ll need to turn Kingston, Surrey into Kingston, Jamaica.

- I knew I'd se...10th Apr 2016
- 19719th Apr 2016
- The ill-manne...2nd Apr 2016
- The best Two ...1st Apr 2016
- Geek Chic.31st Mar 2016
- Frank Skinner...30th Mar 2016
- I'm not going...29th Mar 2016
- The Imaginati...28th Mar 2016
- This one's fo...27th Mar 2016
- Bad Friday.26th Mar 2016
- What I liked ...25th Mar 2016
- The First Lad...24th Mar 2016
- I think we'll...22nd Mar 2016
- England win t...20th Mar 2016
- I liked him.18th Mar 2016 prev next
Truly historic sporting moment yesterday…….
…….and in today’s glorious sunshine, with our first Wimbledon Men’s Singles Champion in 77 years, this sunny 90s gem is going to sound perfect. Except, of course, for the title. But I couldn’t anything called “I Love Your Expression of Grim Determination And Focus”

- I knew I'd se...10th Apr 2016
- 19719th Apr 2016
- The ill-manne...2nd Apr 2016
- The best Two ...1st Apr 2016
- Geek Chic.31st Mar 2016
- Frank Skinner...30th Mar 2016
- I'm not going...29th Mar 2016
- The Imaginati...28th Mar 2016
- This one's fo...27th Mar 2016
- Bad Friday.26th Mar 2016
- What I liked ...25th Mar 2016
- The First Lad...24th Mar 2016
- I think we'll...22nd Mar 2016
- England win t...20th Mar 2016
- I liked him.18th Mar 2016 prev next
I don’t do karaoke but if I did…….
…..I’d do Lazy Sunday. In fact, I’ve been doing it already this morning and I sound exactly like Steve Marriott. Well, for the first half anyway. Until he turns into arguably the greatest white blues singer this country has ever produced. And if you want to see what influenced Blur and Madness, look no further […]

- I knew I'd se...10th Apr 2016
- 19719th Apr 2016
- The ill-manne...2nd Apr 2016
- The best Two ...1st Apr 2016
- Geek Chic.31st Mar 2016
- Frank Skinner...30th Mar 2016
- I'm not going...29th Mar 2016
- The Imaginati...28th Mar 2016
- This one's fo...27th Mar 2016
- Bad Friday.26th Mar 2016
- What I liked ...25th Mar 2016
- The First Lad...24th Mar 2016
- I think we'll...22nd Mar 2016
- England win t...20th Mar 2016
- I liked him.18th Mar 2016 prev next
On this gorgeous day……
……..you may be going for a picnic. So as you lie back in the warmth and sunshine, having had a little too much of everything, make sure you have this going round and round in your head…..

- I knew I'd se...10th Apr 2016
- 19719th Apr 2016
- The ill-manne...2nd Apr 2016
- The best Two ...1st Apr 2016
- Geek Chic.31st Mar 2016
- Frank Skinner...30th Mar 2016
- I'm not going...29th Mar 2016
- The Imaginati...28th Mar 2016
- This one's fo...27th Mar 2016
- Bad Friday.26th Mar 2016
- What I liked ...25th Mar 2016
- The First Lad...24th Mar 2016
- I think we'll...22nd Mar 2016
- England win t...20th Mar 2016
- I liked him.18th Mar 2016 prev next
With shaven head, burly presence and famed ability…..
……to “handle a row”, my friend Jon Harrison doesn’t immediately strike you (good job too) as the artistic type. Oh, but he is. Jon is a truly gifted illustrator, cartoonist and web designer. Do you like the illustrations on this site? Every one of them hand drawn by Jon. And this morning, there’ll be dancing […]

- I knew I'd se...10th Apr 2016
- 19719th Apr 2016
- The ill-manne...2nd Apr 2016
- The best Two ...1st Apr 2016
- Geek Chic.31st Mar 2016
- Frank Skinner...30th Mar 2016
- I'm not going...29th Mar 2016
- The Imaginati...28th Mar 2016
- This one's fo...27th Mar 2016
- Bad Friday.26th Mar 2016
- What I liked ...25th Mar 2016
- The First Lad...24th Mar 2016
- I think we'll...22nd Mar 2016
- England win t...20th Mar 2016
- I liked him.18th Mar 2016 prev next
4th July….
American Independence Day. We could have “The Boss” bellowing “Born in the USA” but we’re not going to. I love America but like a lot of Brits, I’ve only really been to the East Coast, the West Coast and Florida. Hank Snow, on the other hand…..

- I knew I'd se...10th Apr 2016
- 19719th Apr 2016
- The ill-manne...2nd Apr 2016
- The best Two ...1st Apr 2016
- Geek Chic.31st Mar 2016
- Frank Skinner...30th Mar 2016
- I'm not going...29th Mar 2016
- The Imaginati...28th Mar 2016
- This one's fo...27th Mar 2016
- Bad Friday.26th Mar 2016
- What I liked ...25th Mar 2016
- The First Lad...24th Mar 2016
- I think we'll...22nd Mar 2016
- England win t...20th Mar 2016
- I liked him.18th Mar 2016 prev next
Today is my birthday…..
And what was No.1 when I emerged into a back bedroom in London NW2? A week earlier, it would have been Elvis. A week later, Ray Charles. But no, Pick of the Pops that week was this “humorous” ditty by an unknown cockney actor called Mike Sarne, accompanied by a young Wendy Richard who was […]

- I knew I'd se...10th Apr 2016
- 19719th Apr 2016
- The ill-manne...2nd Apr 2016
- The best Two ...1st Apr 2016
- Geek Chic.31st Mar 2016
- Frank Skinner...30th Mar 2016
- I'm not going...29th Mar 2016
- The Imaginati...28th Mar 2016
- This one's fo...27th Mar 2016
- Bad Friday.26th Mar 2016
- What I liked ...25th Mar 2016
- The First Lad...24th Mar 2016
- I think we'll...22nd Mar 2016
- England win t...20th Mar 2016
- I liked him.18th Mar 2016 prev next
We’ve all got one….
A naff record, only made naffer by the video of those performing it that, for no reason you will ever be able to explain, you absolutely adore. This, I’m afraid, is mine…..

- I knew I'd se...10th Apr 2016
- 19719th Apr 2016
- The ill-manne...2nd Apr 2016
- The best Two ...1st Apr 2016
- Geek Chic.31st Mar 2016
- Frank Skinner...30th Mar 2016
- I'm not going...29th Mar 2016
- The Imaginati...28th Mar 2016
- This one's fo...27th Mar 2016
- Bad Friday.26th Mar 2016
- What I liked ...25th Mar 2016
- The First Lad...24th Mar 2016
- I think we'll...22nd Mar 2016
- England win t...20th Mar 2016
- I liked him.18th Mar 2016 prev next
The Stones at Glastonbury…..
It’s unbelievable – literally unbelievable – that they’re still the biggest band in the world. Of course they’re fantastic but wouldn’t you rather remember them from the last time they had a hit record and were officially “any good”?

- I knew I'd se...10th Apr 2016
- 19719th Apr 2016
- The ill-manne...2nd Apr 2016
- The best Two ...1st Apr 2016
- Geek Chic.31st Mar 2016
- Frank Skinner...30th Mar 2016
- I'm not going...29th Mar 2016
- The Imaginati...28th Mar 2016
- This one's fo...27th Mar 2016
- Bad Friday.26th Mar 2016
- What I liked ...25th Mar 2016
- The First Lad...24th Mar 2016
- I think we'll...22nd Mar 2016
- England win t...20th Mar 2016
- I liked him.18th Mar 2016 prev next