Author Archives: Paul
Eel Pie Island.
I went to a party there on Saturday at what’s now the Richmond Boat Club. I sort of knew where it was – in the middle of the Thames near Twickenham – but I’d never actually been there. In the 60s, Eel Pie Island had the one of the most famous jazz and blues clubs […]

- Columbia Road...7th May 2017
- I suppose it'...6th May 2017
- The local cou...5th May 2017
- The Duke of E...4th May 2017
- I always thou...3rd May 2017
- Another four ...2nd May 2017
- The sport to ...30th Apr 2017
- Quick drink w...28th Apr 2017
- The only thin...26th Apr 2017
- You know you'...22nd Apr 2017
- I'm not suppo...21st Apr 2017
- If you think ...20th Apr 2017
- Snap election...19th Apr 2017
- I'll never be...18th Apr 2017
- One more reas...17th Apr 2017 prev next
50 Years of Radio 1.
This weekend sees the 50th anniversary of Radio 1. In its 1970s heyday it was huge, the only place where new records could be heard, so practically every teenager in the UK tuned in. DJs like Tony Blackburn, Noel Edmonds and Mike Read were proper supermarket-opening stars. But in 2017, I can’t imagine who listens […]

- Columbia Road...7th May 2017
- I suppose it'...6th May 2017
- The local cou...5th May 2017
- The Duke of E...4th May 2017
- I always thou...3rd May 2017
- Another four ...2nd May 2017
- The sport to ...30th Apr 2017
- Quick drink w...28th Apr 2017
- The only thin...26th Apr 2017
- You know you'...22nd Apr 2017
- I'm not suppo...21st Apr 2017
- If you think ...20th Apr 2017
- Snap election...19th Apr 2017
- I'll never be...18th Apr 2017
- One more reas...17th Apr 2017 prev next
The Prince of Soho.
Soho came to a standstill yesterday for the funeral of Bernie Katz, the “Prince of Soho”. For more than twenty years, this tiny, flamboyant and hugely charismatic man was front of house at the Groucho Club. Bernie was perhaps the most recognisable character in a area chock-full of recognisable characters. And they all turned out […]

- Columbia Road...7th May 2017
- I suppose it'...6th May 2017
- The local cou...5th May 2017
- The Duke of E...4th May 2017
- I always thou...3rd May 2017
- Another four ...2nd May 2017
- The sport to ...30th Apr 2017
- Quick drink w...28th Apr 2017
- The only thin...26th Apr 2017
- You know you'...22nd Apr 2017
- I'm not suppo...21st Apr 2017
- If you think ...20th Apr 2017
- Snap election...19th Apr 2017
- I'll never be...18th Apr 2017
- One more reas...17th Apr 2017 prev next
Result.
All football fans know the story of AFC Wimbledon. In 2002, Wimbledon FC was cynically re-located to Milton Keynes and renamed MK Dons to attract a larger fanbase. So fans of the original club decided to form a new team, holding trials on Wimbledon Common for anyone who wanted to play. They began in the […]

- Columbia Road...7th May 2017
- I suppose it'...6th May 2017
- The local cou...5th May 2017
- The Duke of E...4th May 2017
- I always thou...3rd May 2017
- Another four ...2nd May 2017
- The sport to ...30th Apr 2017
- Quick drink w...28th Apr 2017
- The only thin...26th Apr 2017
- You know you'...22nd Apr 2017
- I'm not suppo...21st Apr 2017
- If you think ...20th Apr 2017
- Snap election...19th Apr 2017
- I'll never be...18th Apr 2017
- One more reas...17th Apr 2017 prev next
My favourite clergyman.
Is the Rev. Richard Coles, co-host of Radio 4’s Saturday Live and contestant in the new series of Strictly. No stranger to stardom, he was once one half of The Communards, and this was biggest-selling single of 1986. A few years ago, I used him as a voiceover because he sounds very similar to Stephen […]

- Columbia Road...7th May 2017
- I suppose it'...6th May 2017
- The local cou...5th May 2017
- The Duke of E...4th May 2017
- I always thou...3rd May 2017
- Another four ...2nd May 2017
- The sport to ...30th Apr 2017
- Quick drink w...28th Apr 2017
- The only thin...26th Apr 2017
- You know you'...22nd Apr 2017
- I'm not suppo...21st Apr 2017
- If you think ...20th Apr 2017
- Snap election...19th Apr 2017
- I'll never be...18th Apr 2017
- One more reas...17th Apr 2017 prev next
School uniforms everywhere.
Kids are now back at school and I can’t help noticing that more of them seem to be in uniform than ever before. School uniform is now back in vogue because it gives pupils a sense of equality and identity. It removes worry about what to wear to school and the bullying of those whose […]

- Columbia Road...7th May 2017
- I suppose it'...6th May 2017
- The local cou...5th May 2017
- The Duke of E...4th May 2017
- I always thou...3rd May 2017
- Another four ...2nd May 2017
- The sport to ...30th Apr 2017
- Quick drink w...28th Apr 2017
- The only thin...26th Apr 2017
- You know you'...22nd Apr 2017
- I'm not suppo...21st Apr 2017
- If you think ...20th Apr 2017
- Snap election...19th Apr 2017
- I'll never be...18th Apr 2017
- One more reas...17th Apr 2017 prev next
There’s nothing like a toupee
A comedy staple for as long as most of us can remember. Though not so much now. It’s quite rare to see a rug but the other day, I was sitting behind a man sporting a beauty. Not jet black and comically obvious, it was its near perfection that gave it away. It was authentically […]

- Columbia Road...7th May 2017
- I suppose it'...6th May 2017
- The local cou...5th May 2017
- The Duke of E...4th May 2017
- I always thou...3rd May 2017
- Another four ...2nd May 2017
- The sport to ...30th Apr 2017
- Quick drink w...28th Apr 2017
- The only thin...26th Apr 2017
- You know you'...22nd Apr 2017
- I'm not suppo...21st Apr 2017
- If you think ...20th Apr 2017
- Snap election...19th Apr 2017
- I'll never be...18th Apr 2017
- One more reas...17th Apr 2017 prev next
The Graduate.
To my son’s graduation ceremony at University College London on Friday to see him wear a cap and gown and collect a degree in Classics from one of the finest universities in the world. So proud to have a son who’s a graduate though of course, I can’t see that word without thinking of Dustin […]

- Columbia Road...7th May 2017
- I suppose it'...6th May 2017
- The local cou...5th May 2017
- The Duke of E...4th May 2017
- I always thou...3rd May 2017
- Another four ...2nd May 2017
- The sport to ...30th Apr 2017
- Quick drink w...28th Apr 2017
- The only thin...26th Apr 2017
- You know you'...22nd Apr 2017
- I'm not suppo...21st Apr 2017
- If you think ...20th Apr 2017
- Snap election...19th Apr 2017
- I'll never be...18th Apr 2017
- One more reas...17th Apr 2017 prev next
True story.
Today we commemorate 20th anniversary of the death of Princess Diana. I met her once in the late 80s. The Hammersmith Palais had been refurbished and re-launched as “Le Palais”. Bit glitzy, bit naff, so of course I was the DJ on the opening night. All proceeds were going to the Prince’s Trust so Charles […]

- Columbia Road...7th May 2017
- I suppose it'...6th May 2017
- The local cou...5th May 2017
- The Duke of E...4th May 2017
- I always thou...3rd May 2017
- Another four ...2nd May 2017
- The sport to ...30th Apr 2017
- Quick drink w...28th Apr 2017
- The only thin...26th Apr 2017
- You know you'...22nd Apr 2017
- I'm not suppo...21st Apr 2017
- If you think ...20th Apr 2017
- Snap election...19th Apr 2017
- I'll never be...18th Apr 2017
- One more reas...17th Apr 2017 prev next
Would Robert Mitchum have gone to the Notting Hill Carnival?
If this calypso album he made back in 1957 is anything to go by, the answer is almost certainly yes.

- Columbia Road...7th May 2017
- I suppose it'...6th May 2017
- The local cou...5th May 2017
- The Duke of E...4th May 2017
- I always thou...3rd May 2017
- Another four ...2nd May 2017
- The sport to ...30th Apr 2017
- Quick drink w...28th Apr 2017
- The only thin...26th Apr 2017
- You know you'...22nd Apr 2017
- I'm not suppo...21st Apr 2017
- If you think ...20th Apr 2017
- Snap election...19th Apr 2017
- I'll never be...18th Apr 2017
- One more reas...17th Apr 2017 prev next