Author Archives: Paul
“I’ll swing for you”
Lunch with my friend Dean Webb the other day. Dean is a talented and hugely knowledgeable writer who always tells me things I never knew. His tastes in food are very plain, so we always meet in one of London’s dwindling stock of greasy spoons. This time it was Speedy’s, a little place he’d found […]

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- So farewell t...28th Aug 2016
- The (not quit...27th Aug 2016
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- The new Lasse...21st Aug 2016
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My son had no idea what I meant.
Spain scored twice in the last two minutes of the friendly at Wembley last night to grab a 2-2 draw when England had looked certain to win 2-0. “Well”, I said referring to England’s 3-0 victory over Scotland on Friday, “At least we beat the Jocks”. Jocks? My son is 21 and has obviously been […]

- White man wit...11th Sep 2016
- Madness in mo...10th Sep 2016
- Showbusiness ...4th Sep 2016
- RIP Willy Won...30th Aug 2016
- Berlin. At l...29th Aug 2016
- So farewell t...28th Aug 2016
- The (not quit...27th Aug 2016
- It's been mor...26th Aug 2016
- The new Lasse...21st Aug 2016
- Why I knew I'...16th Aug 2016
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But the theme tune lives on.
Robert Vaughn died this week. He was best known for playing Napoleon Solo in The Man from UNCLE in the 1960s but even I don’t remember that. Though I do remember him in the 1970s playing Harry Rule in The Protectors. No idea what it was about but it all seemed seductively glamorous. Probably rubbish […]

- White man wit...11th Sep 2016
- Madness in mo...10th Sep 2016
- Showbusiness ...4th Sep 2016
- RIP Willy Won...30th Aug 2016
- Berlin. At l...29th Aug 2016
- So farewell t...28th Aug 2016
- The (not quit...27th Aug 2016
- It's been mor...26th Aug 2016
- The new Lasse...21st Aug 2016
- Why I knew I'...16th Aug 2016
- Usain Bolt an...15th Aug 2016
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The death of Leonard Cohen.
The great man died on Thursday and my bohemian elder sister was a big fan. When I was still at primary school, she lived with about eight other people who wore beads and kaftans in a big shabby flat in Belsize Park. And that’s where I first heard Leonard Cohen. I was intrigued by the […]

- White man wit...11th Sep 2016
- Madness in mo...10th Sep 2016
- Showbusiness ...4th Sep 2016
- RIP Willy Won...30th Aug 2016
- Berlin. At l...29th Aug 2016
- So farewell t...28th Aug 2016
- The (not quit...27th Aug 2016
- It's been mor...26th Aug 2016
- The new Lasse...21st Aug 2016
- Why I knew I'...16th Aug 2016
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President Trump.
Donald Trump is to be President of the United States. Who’d have thought it? Well – and I’m not just saying this – I did. Not because I like him. I loathe him. I think he’s horrible, boorish and unfit for office. But I just knew Hillary Clinton would never win. How useless a candidate […]

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- Madness in mo...10th Sep 2016
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- RIP Willy Won...30th Aug 2016
- Berlin. At l...29th Aug 2016
- So farewell t...28th Aug 2016
- The (not quit...27th Aug 2016
- It's been mor...26th Aug 2016
- The new Lasse...21st Aug 2016
- Why I knew I'...16th Aug 2016
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He was older than the BBC.
RIP Jimmy Young, who died yesterday aged 95. “JY” was one of the most famous broadcasters this country has ever produced. A British institution and host of Radio 2’s mid morning show from 1973 until 20002. Broadcasting was, of course, his second career. He’d already enjoyed great fame as crooner in the 1950s. It’s well […]

- White man wit...11th Sep 2016
- Madness in mo...10th Sep 2016
- Showbusiness ...4th Sep 2016
- RIP Willy Won...30th Aug 2016
- Berlin. At l...29th Aug 2016
- So farewell t...28th Aug 2016
- The (not quit...27th Aug 2016
- It's been mor...26th Aug 2016
- The new Lasse...21st Aug 2016
- Why I knew I'...16th Aug 2016
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Trump effigies on bonfires tonight.
Hilarious, eh? The sneering glee with which “liberal” people will set fire to everything Donald Trump represents. We’ve been here before. When Boris Johnson stood as London Mayor, he was dismissed as a “buffoon”. In the General Election, those not voting Labour were denounced as “Tory Scum”. This year, people wanting to leave the EU […]

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- RIP Willy Won...30th Aug 2016
- Berlin. At l...29th Aug 2016
- So farewell t...28th Aug 2016
- The (not quit...27th Aug 2016
- It's been mor...26th Aug 2016
- The new Lasse...21st Aug 2016
- Why I knew I'...16th Aug 2016
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She’s a night mayor.
Though she’d prefer to be known as London’s “Night Czar” for obvious reasons. Congratulations to Amy Lame for being the first person appointed to this role. This honey-voiced American who’s lived here more than half her life is a very welcome appointment. Amy is a funny, fabulous luxuriantly lipsticked lesbian, who founded the riotous Duckie […]

- White man wit...11th Sep 2016
- Madness in mo...10th Sep 2016
- Showbusiness ...4th Sep 2016
- RIP Willy Won...30th Aug 2016
- Berlin. At l...29th Aug 2016
- So farewell t...28th Aug 2016
- The (not quit...27th Aug 2016
- It's been mor...26th Aug 2016
- The new Lasse...21st Aug 2016
- Why I knew I'...16th Aug 2016
- Usain Bolt an...15th Aug 2016
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Birmingham.
I’ve always loved the Brummies. To me, they’re the most English of English people – situated, as they are in the heart of this sceptred isle. I was up there today and I loved it. A thriving, diverse and vibrant city – a million miles from the much-maligned Birmingham of old: the Bullring, British Leyland […]

- White man wit...11th Sep 2016
- Madness in mo...10th Sep 2016
- Showbusiness ...4th Sep 2016
- RIP Willy Won...30th Aug 2016
- Berlin. At l...29th Aug 2016
- So farewell t...28th Aug 2016
- The (not quit...27th Aug 2016
- It's been mor...26th Aug 2016
- The new Lasse...21st Aug 2016
- Why I knew I'...16th Aug 2016
- Usain Bolt an...15th Aug 2016
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There goes the neighbourhood.
Literally. There’s a rather grim stretch of the Harrow Road, not far from where I grew up, that was always known as “Prince of Wales”. Like Swiss Cottage and the Elephant & Castle, it was a neighbourhood named after a pub. And quite a horrible pub. This is where the rough end of Maida Vale […]

- White man wit...11th Sep 2016
- Madness in mo...10th Sep 2016
- Showbusiness ...4th Sep 2016
- RIP Willy Won...30th Aug 2016
- Berlin. At l...29th Aug 2016
- So farewell t...28th Aug 2016
- The (not quit...27th Aug 2016
- It's been mor...26th Aug 2016
- The new Lasse...21st Aug 2016
- Why I knew I'...16th Aug 2016
- Usain Bolt an...15th Aug 2016
- On 11th Augus...11th Aug 2016
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