Author Archives: Paul
Didn’t you think Jimmy Carter was dead?
But no. The former US president and Georgia’s most famous son is 92 today. He entered the White House almost forty years ago and only lasted one term, so it’s understandable to assume that he may no longer be with us. Carter’s presidency was not a great success. America was in recession and he was […]

- FCK.24th Feb 2018
- Jukebox Jimmy.17th Feb 2018
- A new job at ...15th Feb 2018
- Finest hour.30th Jan 2018
- Australia Day...27th Jan 2018
- The Fallen.25th Jan 2018
- Arms and the ...22nd Jan 2018
- Nice one, Cyr...21st Jan 2018
- Short Stories.20th Jan 2018
- Funerals are ...9th Jan 2018
- John, Paul an...8th Jan 2018
- For this alon...7th Jan 2018
- A Grandmother...24th Nov 2017
- The greatest ...22nd Nov 2017
- The differenc...19th Nov 2017 prev next
Greed is the only sin.
Practically every other sin is a variation on it. People are mean because they’re greedy, they steal and have affairs because they’re greedy. The most unpleasant right-wing capitalists and left-wing trade unionists are invariably motivated by greed. But greed’s one redeeming feature is that it tends to bring down those who are most susceptible to […]

- FCK.24th Feb 2018
- Jukebox Jimmy.17th Feb 2018
- A new job at ...15th Feb 2018
- Finest hour.30th Jan 2018
- Australia Day...27th Jan 2018
- The Fallen.25th Jan 2018
- Arms and the ...22nd Jan 2018
- Nice one, Cyr...21st Jan 2018
- Short Stories.20th Jan 2018
- Funerals are ...9th Jan 2018
- John, Paul an...8th Jan 2018
- For this alon...7th Jan 2018
- A Grandmother...24th Nov 2017
- The greatest ...22nd Nov 2017
- The differenc...19th Nov 2017 prev next
We’ve now officially brought up two children.
The elder is in his final year at UCL and living in Camden. The younger has just gone off to Cambridge. And after twenty odd years of bringing up, it suddenly feels a bit weird. Still, I’m free. To do what I want. Any old time. Whenever I feel like it, I can now go […]

- FCK.24th Feb 2018
- Jukebox Jimmy.17th Feb 2018
- A new job at ...15th Feb 2018
- Finest hour.30th Jan 2018
- Australia Day...27th Jan 2018
- The Fallen.25th Jan 2018
- Arms and the ...22nd Jan 2018
- Nice one, Cyr...21st Jan 2018
- Short Stories.20th Jan 2018
- Funerals are ...9th Jan 2018
- John, Paul an...8th Jan 2018
- For this alon...7th Jan 2018
- A Grandmother...24th Nov 2017
- The greatest ...22nd Nov 2017
- The differenc...19th Nov 2017 prev next
Have they finished yet?
I’m talking about the Paralympics. Okay, I’ll admit it – the whole concept makes me feel slightly uncomfortable. Firstly, what constitutes “disabled”? How disabled do the athletes have to be? How do we know it’s a fair and level playing field? And Channel 4’s descriptor of the athletes – “The Superhumans”. Whilst their levels of […]

- FCK.24th Feb 2018
- Jukebox Jimmy.17th Feb 2018
- A new job at ...15th Feb 2018
- Finest hour.30th Jan 2018
- Australia Day...27th Jan 2018
- The Fallen.25th Jan 2018
- Arms and the ...22nd Jan 2018
- Nice one, Cyr...21st Jan 2018
- Short Stories.20th Jan 2018
- Funerals are ...9th Jan 2018
- John, Paul an...8th Jan 2018
- For this alon...7th Jan 2018
- A Grandmother...24th Nov 2017
- The greatest ...22nd Nov 2017
- The differenc...19th Nov 2017 prev next
Oh Lucky Man.
I went with my friend Brian Jones to see Hunter Davies giving a talk about – what else – The Beatles. In 1967, as a young journalist with The Sunday Times, Hunter was commissioned to write their authorised biography. And he’s earned a handsome living from this association ever since. He was granted unfettered access […]

- FCK.24th Feb 2018
- Jukebox Jimmy.17th Feb 2018
- A new job at ...15th Feb 2018
- Finest hour.30th Jan 2018
- Australia Day...27th Jan 2018
- The Fallen.25th Jan 2018
- Arms and the ...22nd Jan 2018
- Nice one, Cyr...21st Jan 2018
- Short Stories.20th Jan 2018
- Funerals are ...9th Jan 2018
- John, Paul an...8th Jan 2018
- For this alon...7th Jan 2018
- A Grandmother...24th Nov 2017
- The greatest ...22nd Nov 2017
- The differenc...19th Nov 2017 prev next
The tube was unusually empty this morning.
Is it a national holiday because it’s my 20th wedding anniversary? Or is it simply because everyone knew it was going to be 31 degrees today which is almost unheard of for mid-September? Almost but not quite. The weather was just as beautiful in Islington 20 years ago when I married my current wife. Whatever […]

- FCK.24th Feb 2018
- Jukebox Jimmy.17th Feb 2018
- A new job at ...15th Feb 2018
- Finest hour.30th Jan 2018
- Australia Day...27th Jan 2018
- The Fallen.25th Jan 2018
- Arms and the ...22nd Jan 2018
- Nice one, Cyr...21st Jan 2018
- Short Stories.20th Jan 2018
- Funerals are ...9th Jan 2018
- John, Paul an...8th Jan 2018
- For this alon...7th Jan 2018
- A Grandmother...24th Nov 2017
- The greatest ...22nd Nov 2017
- The differenc...19th Nov 2017 prev next
My stag night.
Was exactly 20 years ago. And it was far from traditional. No paintballing, no pub crawl, no weekend in Estonia, enjoying cheap vodka and even cheaper prostitutes. Nothing. Within a year of meeting my then girlfriend, we’d had a baby. Six months later we bought a wreck of a house and a year after that, […]

- FCK.24th Feb 2018
- Jukebox Jimmy.17th Feb 2018
- A new job at ...15th Feb 2018
- Finest hour.30th Jan 2018
- Australia Day...27th Jan 2018
- The Fallen.25th Jan 2018
- Arms and the ...22nd Jan 2018
- Nice one, Cyr...21st Jan 2018
- Short Stories.20th Jan 2018
- Funerals are ...9th Jan 2018
- John, Paul an...8th Jan 2018
- For this alon...7th Jan 2018
- A Grandmother...24th Nov 2017
- The greatest ...22nd Nov 2017
- The differenc...19th Nov 2017 prev next
White man with dreadlocks.
I’ve only met two and I’m a big admirer of both. One is Victor Lewis-Smith and the other is Gordon Mac. I went along to my friend John Quinn’s big birthday bash last night and Gordon was behind the decks. South London soulboy turned successful entrepreneur, Gordon founded Kiss FM and it’s hard to think […]

- FCK.24th Feb 2018
- Jukebox Jimmy.17th Feb 2018
- A new job at ...15th Feb 2018
- Finest hour.30th Jan 2018
- Australia Day...27th Jan 2018
- The Fallen.25th Jan 2018
- Arms and the ...22nd Jan 2018
- Nice one, Cyr...21st Jan 2018
- Short Stories.20th Jan 2018
- Funerals are ...9th Jan 2018
- John, Paul an...8th Jan 2018
- For this alon...7th Jan 2018
- A Grandmother...24th Nov 2017
- The greatest ...22nd Nov 2017
- The differenc...19th Nov 2017 prev next
Madness in mourning.
Jamaican ska pioneer Prince Buster died on Thursday aged 78, and I imagine Suggsy and co have all respectfully removed their pork pie hats, acknowledging the depth of their debt to him. They named their band after one of his hits and their own first hit, The Prince, was a paean to Prince Buster. Their […]

- FCK.24th Feb 2018
- Jukebox Jimmy.17th Feb 2018
- A new job at ...15th Feb 2018
- Finest hour.30th Jan 2018
- Australia Day...27th Jan 2018
- The Fallen.25th Jan 2018
- Arms and the ...22nd Jan 2018
- Nice one, Cyr...21st Jan 2018
- Short Stories.20th Jan 2018
- Funerals are ...9th Jan 2018
- John, Paul an...8th Jan 2018
- For this alon...7th Jan 2018
- A Grandmother...24th Nov 2017
- The greatest ...22nd Nov 2017
- The differenc...19th Nov 2017 prev next
Showbusiness for Ugly people.
Is a famously apt description for politics, and never more so than today. First we had Ann Widdecombe making a fool of herself on Strictly, and now we have Ed Balls doing the same. Ann Widdecombe can almost be forgiven. She and her views have always been, shall we say, “eccentric” but Balls touted himself […]

- FCK.24th Feb 2018
- Jukebox Jimmy.17th Feb 2018
- A new job at ...15th Feb 2018
- Finest hour.30th Jan 2018
- Australia Day...27th Jan 2018
- The Fallen.25th Jan 2018
- Arms and the ...22nd Jan 2018
- Nice one, Cyr...21st Jan 2018
- Short Stories.20th Jan 2018
- Funerals are ...9th Jan 2018
- John, Paul an...8th Jan 2018
- For this alon...7th Jan 2018
- A Grandmother...24th Nov 2017
- The greatest ...22nd Nov 2017
- The differenc...19th Nov 2017 prev next