Author Archives: Paul
Farewell to Upton Park.
Tonight against Manchester United, West Ham play their last ever game at the famous old ground. Back in the 90s, I had a memorable trip to see that very fixture at that very ground. At the time, I was friendly with a photographers’ agent called Denise Chapman whose brother Lee was playing up front for […]

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- Another lovel...3rd Jul 2019
- The perfect a...30th Jun 2019
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Happy Birthday to Sir David Attenborough.
90 today and a truly great man. I have nothing to add to the tributes that have been pouring in all day from every corner of the globe. Except to say that the lyrics of this classic song could have been written about him. And that, although Nat King Cole has been dead for more […]

- John Cooper-C...26th Jul 2019
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- Normally, I'd...16th Jul 2019
- If only I had...15th Jul 2019
- I've run out ...10th Jul 2019
- Rock'n'Roll b...7th Jul 2019
- Cockles and w...6th Jul 2019
- Another lovel...3rd Jul 2019
- The perfect a...30th Jun 2019
- I couldn't be...28th Jun 2019
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Why no jazz fan ever saw Miles Davis.
I finally got to see Don Cheadle’s superb performance as Miles Davis in the biopic Miles Ahead last night. But jazz buffs aren’t like the rest of us. You don’t go and “see” a jazz band, you go and “hear” them. A rock concert will have all sorts of visual elements but at Ronnie Scott’s […]

- John Cooper-C...26th Jul 2019
- I should have...24th Jul 2019
- Fifty years s...18th Jul 2019
- Normally, I'd...16th Jul 2019
- If only I had...15th Jul 2019
- I've run out ...10th Jul 2019
- Rock'n'Roll b...7th Jul 2019
- Cockles and w...6th Jul 2019
- Another lovel...3rd Jul 2019
- The perfect a...30th Jun 2019
- I couldn't be...28th Jun 2019
- Shame about R...24th Jun 2019
- Music on your...23rd Jun 2019
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Oh God. I should have stood for mayor.
I’ll never get a better chance of winning. London votes for its new mayor today but it’s hard to imagine two less inspiring candidates than Zac Goldsmith and Sadiq Khan. One, the son of a billionaire, comes over as aloof, privileged and out of touch. The other, the son of a bus conductor, seems to […]

- John Cooper-C...26th Jul 2019
- I should have...24th Jul 2019
- Fifty years s...18th Jul 2019
- Normally, I'd...16th Jul 2019
- If only I had...15th Jul 2019
- I've run out ...10th Jul 2019
- Rock'n'Roll b...7th Jul 2019
- Cockles and w...6th Jul 2019
- Another lovel...3rd Jul 2019
- The perfect a...30th Jun 2019
- I couldn't be...28th Jun 2019
- Shame about R...24th Jun 2019
- Music on your...23rd Jun 2019
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Leicester City win the Premier League.
There’s a sentence I never thought I – or anyone else – would ever write. It’s quite simply the greatest sporting story of all time. Leicester, as everybody knows, were 5,000-1 outsiders at the start of the season. As recently as November, they were still 1,500-1 so for once, the bookies are having to pay […]

- John Cooper-C...26th Jul 2019
- I should have...24th Jul 2019
- Fifty years s...18th Jul 2019
- Normally, I'd...16th Jul 2019
- If only I had...15th Jul 2019
- I've run out ...10th Jul 2019
- Rock'n'Roll b...7th Jul 2019
- Cockles and w...6th Jul 2019
- Another lovel...3rd Jul 2019
- The perfect a...30th Jun 2019
- I couldn't be...28th Jun 2019
- Shame about R...24th Jun 2019
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A death you may have missed.
RIP Billy Paul. He died last week, aged 81, but with the media frenzy surrounding Prince’s death, Billy’s passing went largely unnoticed. He was Philly’s answer to Marvin Gaye and one of the greatest soul singers of all time. He’s most famous for Me & Mrs. Jones but I’ve always loved his version of this. […]

- John Cooper-C...26th Jul 2019
- I should have...24th Jul 2019
- Fifty years s...18th Jul 2019
- Normally, I'd...16th Jul 2019
- If only I had...15th Jul 2019
- I've run out ...10th Jul 2019
- Rock'n'Roll b...7th Jul 2019
- Cockles and w...6th Jul 2019
- Another lovel...3rd Jul 2019
- The perfect a...30th Jun 2019
- I couldn't be...28th Jun 2019
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To the paint shop.
We’re having the house painted. I’m useless at any practical chore but can just about be trusted to visit Chris Stevens on the Holloway Road to buy the paint. It’s where the trade go and it’s where I pretend I’m one of them. My dad worked on building sites and most of my schoolmates went […]

- John Cooper-C...26th Jul 2019
- I should have...24th Jul 2019
- Fifty years s...18th Jul 2019
- Normally, I'd...16th Jul 2019
- If only I had...15th Jul 2019
- I've run out ...10th Jul 2019
- Rock'n'Roll b...7th Jul 2019
- Cockles and w...6th Jul 2019
- Another lovel...3rd Jul 2019
- The perfect a...30th Jun 2019
- I couldn't be...28th Jun 2019
- Shame about R...24th Jun 2019
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The Bard.
You can’t switch on the BBC at the moment without encountering references to Shakespeare and the fact that it’s the 400th anniversary of his death. Am I allowed to say this? I don’t really like Shakespeare. Yes, of course, I recognise the brilliance of his writing, the breadth of his vocabulary, his peerless use of […]

- John Cooper-C...26th Jul 2019
- I should have...24th Jul 2019
- Fifty years s...18th Jul 2019
- Normally, I'd...16th Jul 2019
- If only I had...15th Jul 2019
- I've run out ...10th Jul 2019
- Rock'n'Roll b...7th Jul 2019
- Cockles and w...6th Jul 2019
- Another lovel...3rd Jul 2019
- The perfect a...30th Jun 2019
- I couldn't be...28th Jun 2019
- Shame about R...24th Jun 2019
- Music on your...23rd Jun 2019
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The London Marathon.
It takes place today. It’s a wonderful tradition and raises millions for good causes. We all know people who’ve done it in the past or are doing it today. Just one question: Are they young, lithe and in peak condition? Or balding, desperate to prove they’re still fit but almost old enough to remember this […]

- John Cooper-C...26th Jul 2019
- I should have...24th Jul 2019
- Fifty years s...18th Jul 2019
- Normally, I'd...16th Jul 2019
- If only I had...15th Jul 2019
- I've run out ...10th Jul 2019
- Rock'n'Roll b...7th Jul 2019
- Cockles and w...6th Jul 2019
- Another lovel...3rd Jul 2019
- The perfect a...30th Jun 2019
- I couldn't be...28th Jun 2019
- Shame about R...24th Jun 2019
- Music on your...23rd Jun 2019
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The Man who owes his knighthood to Prince.
In 1988, Tom Jones was washed-up. A permatanned medallion man whose late 60s heyday was way behind him. Regarded as a bit of a joke, he’d spent years belting out the back catalogue in Vegas. But one TV appearance changed all that. Channel 4 had a new chat show called The Last Resort, hosted by […]

- John Cooper-C...26th Jul 2019
- I should have...24th Jul 2019
- Fifty years s...18th Jul 2019
- Normally, I'd...16th Jul 2019
- If only I had...15th Jul 2019
- I've run out ...10th Jul 2019
- Rock'n'Roll b...7th Jul 2019
- Cockles and w...6th Jul 2019
- Another lovel...3rd Jul 2019
- The perfect a...30th Jun 2019
- I couldn't be...28th Jun 2019
- Shame about R...24th Jun 2019
- Music on your...23rd Jun 2019
- ITV bans all-...21st Jun 2019
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