Author Archives: Paul
I wull hont you doyne and I wull kull you.
So said Liam Neeson in that famous speech from Taken. Neeson is now in big trouble for remarks he made while displaying a similar desire for vengeance in real life. He revealed that, armed with a cosh, he went looking for any “black bastard” because a man with dark skin had raped a friend of […]

- The man who c...29th Jul 2017
- Ever been out...24th Jul 2017
- A trip to the...22nd Jul 2017
- Are you a mat...17th Jul 2017
- Roger Federer...16th Jul 2017
- Almost exactl...15th Jul 2017
- When you went...12th Jul 2017
- I went to mas...11th Jul 2017
- My first role...9th Jul 2017
- Happy Birthda...3rd Jul 2017
- RIP Barry Nor...2nd Jul 2017
- The deal with...26th Jun 2017
- Do you rememb...25th Jun 2017
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The day the music died.
Was sixty years ago yesterday when Buddy Holly perished in an air crash aged just 22. At an age when most kids are just leaving “uni”, he’d pretty much invented popular music and become the most influential artist of all time. The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, The Who and Led Zeppelin all cite […]

- The man who c...29th Jul 2017
- Ever been out...24th Jul 2017
- A trip to the...22nd Jul 2017
- Are you a mat...17th Jul 2017
- Roger Federer...16th Jul 2017
- Almost exactl...15th Jul 2017
- When you went...12th Jul 2017
- I went to mas...11th Jul 2017
- My first role...9th Jul 2017
- Happy Birthda...3rd Jul 2017
- RIP Barry Nor...2nd Jul 2017
- The deal with...26th Jun 2017
- Do you rememb...25th Jun 2017
- Ed Miliband o...23rd Jun 2017
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Too much? Too old?
A huge fuss is being made about The Specials releasing their first new album for 37 years. I loved The Specials. They were the original 2-Tone band, ska revivalists who defined a young, fresh, multi-racial, predominantly working-class scene in the late 70s and 80s. But I’m not quite sure why they’ve done this. The new […]

- The man who c...29th Jul 2017
- Ever been out...24th Jul 2017
- A trip to the...22nd Jul 2017
- Are you a mat...17th Jul 2017
- Roger Federer...16th Jul 2017
- Almost exactl...15th Jul 2017
- When you went...12th Jul 2017
- I went to mas...11th Jul 2017
- My first role...9th Jul 2017
- Happy Birthda...3rd Jul 2017
- RIP Barry Nor...2nd Jul 2017
- The deal with...26th Jun 2017
- Do you rememb...25th Jun 2017
- Ed Miliband o...23rd Jun 2017
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How to feel really old.
Bring to mind your earliest memory of Top of the Pops: The Beatles doing Get Back on the roof of the Apple Building in Savile Row. Be reminded all week that this impromptu gig took place exactly fifty years ago. Think about Paul McCartney having been one of the most famous people in the world […]

- The man who c...29th Jul 2017
- Ever been out...24th Jul 2017
- A trip to the...22nd Jul 2017
- Are you a mat...17th Jul 2017
- Roger Federer...16th Jul 2017
- Almost exactl...15th Jul 2017
- When you went...12th Jul 2017
- I went to mas...11th Jul 2017
- My first role...9th Jul 2017
- Happy Birthda...3rd Jul 2017
- RIP Barry Nor...2nd Jul 2017
- The deal with...26th Jun 2017
- Do you rememb...25th Jun 2017
- Ed Miliband o...23rd Jun 2017
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Springsteen on Broadway.
I love Bruce Springsteen. But paradoxically, I’ve never liked his music. I know that sounds odd but I bet I’m not alone. He is, without question, a genuine rock icon and a phenomenal live performer. However, I was always put off going to see him by his cult-like fans, treating every gig like a quasi-religious […]

- The man who c...29th Jul 2017
- Ever been out...24th Jul 2017
- A trip to the...22nd Jul 2017
- Are you a mat...17th Jul 2017
- Roger Federer...16th Jul 2017
- Almost exactl...15th Jul 2017
- When you went...12th Jul 2017
- I went to mas...11th Jul 2017
- My first role...9th Jul 2017
- Happy Birthda...3rd Jul 2017
- RIP Barry Nor...2nd Jul 2017
- The deal with...26th Jun 2017
- Do you rememb...25th Jun 2017
- Ed Miliband o...23rd Jun 2017
- Finsbury Park.22nd Jun 2017 prev next
Uncle Jim.
At school, I often told more gullible classmates that James Burke was my uncle. A household name in the 1970s, he presented Tomorrow’s World and was a leading authority on all things scientific or technological. Given the enormous gulf between his intellect and mine, the only people who ever believed me were even thicker than […]

- The man who c...29th Jul 2017
- Ever been out...24th Jul 2017
- A trip to the...22nd Jul 2017
- Are you a mat...17th Jul 2017
- Roger Federer...16th Jul 2017
- Almost exactl...15th Jul 2017
- When you went...12th Jul 2017
- I went to mas...11th Jul 2017
- My first role...9th Jul 2017
- Happy Birthda...3rd Jul 2017
- RIP Barry Nor...2nd Jul 2017
- The deal with...26th Jun 2017
- Do you rememb...25th Jun 2017
- Ed Miliband o...23rd Jun 2017
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It Ain’t Half “Inappropriate”, Mum.
Windsor Davies died yesterday, aged 88. Hugely famous back in the 70s for his starring role in It Ain’t Half Hot Mum. A sitcom so popular that it spawned this No.1 hit, though it has since fallen out of favour. This is because Windsor Davies’s co-star Michael Bates “browned up” to play an Indian character. […]

- The man who c...29th Jul 2017
- Ever been out...24th Jul 2017
- A trip to the...22nd Jul 2017
- Are you a mat...17th Jul 2017
- Roger Federer...16th Jul 2017
- Almost exactl...15th Jul 2017
- When you went...12th Jul 2017
- I went to mas...11th Jul 2017
- My first role...9th Jul 2017
- Happy Birthda...3rd Jul 2017
- RIP Barry Nor...2nd Jul 2017
- The deal with...26th Jun 2017
- Do you rememb...25th Jun 2017
- Ed Miliband o...23rd Jun 2017
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Brian and Brian.
As my friend Brian Jones pointed out, this record was released 40 years ago yesterday. There were two 7″ special editions: one on white vinyl (Milk) and another on brown vinyl (Alcohol). I had another mate called Brian Rowan who worked in a record shop in Wembley. He always kept any special editions – coloured […]

- The man who c...29th Jul 2017
- Ever been out...24th Jul 2017
- A trip to the...22nd Jul 2017
- Are you a mat...17th Jul 2017
- Roger Federer...16th Jul 2017
- Almost exactl...15th Jul 2017
- When you went...12th Jul 2017
- I went to mas...11th Jul 2017
- My first role...9th Jul 2017
- Happy Birthda...3rd Jul 2017
- RIP Barry Nor...2nd Jul 2017
- The deal with...26th Jun 2017
- Do you rememb...25th Jun 2017
- Ed Miliband o...23rd Jun 2017
- Finsbury Park.22nd Jun 2017 prev next
Ten years on and we’re still mourning.
Don’t worry, I’m not talking about a loved one. Though in a sense I am. Woolworth’s was a much-loved feature of the UK high street, and it’s ten years since the final stores closed. We all have great memories of our local store, so I’m wondering if anyone else did this: Remove school blazer and […]

- The man who c...29th Jul 2017
- Ever been out...24th Jul 2017
- A trip to the...22nd Jul 2017
- Are you a mat...17th Jul 2017
- Roger Federer...16th Jul 2017
- Almost exactl...15th Jul 2017
- When you went...12th Jul 2017
- I went to mas...11th Jul 2017
- My first role...9th Jul 2017
- Happy Birthda...3rd Jul 2017
- RIP Barry Nor...2nd Jul 2017
- The deal with...26th Jun 2017
- Do you rememb...25th Jun 2017
- Ed Miliband o...23rd Jun 2017
- Finsbury Park.22nd Jun 2017 prev next
New Year’s Resolution 1989…
…..was to learn to play a musical instrument. And since the harmonica is supposedly the easiest, I walked down to Blank’s Music Shop on Kilburn High Road and bought one. This tune was my inspiration – that’s Elton John on piano, by the way – and I resolved to be able to play it within […]

- The man who c...29th Jul 2017
- Ever been out...24th Jul 2017
- A trip to the...22nd Jul 2017
- Are you a mat...17th Jul 2017
- Roger Federer...16th Jul 2017
- Almost exactl...15th Jul 2017
- When you went...12th Jul 2017
- I went to mas...11th Jul 2017
- My first role...9th Jul 2017
- Happy Birthda...3rd Jul 2017
- RIP Barry Nor...2nd Jul 2017
- The deal with...26th Jun 2017
- Do you rememb...25th Jun 2017
- Ed Miliband o...23rd Jun 2017
- Finsbury Park.22nd Jun 2017 prev next