Author Archives: Paul
Why Andy Burnham will never be Prime Minister.
Simply because he’s calls himself “Andy”. Some abbreviations are fine for politicians – Tony, Bill, Chris, Tom. Others are not. Which is why we didn’t have Dave Cameron, Johnny Major or Jamie Callaghan. The British electorate are a fickle bunch and, while they may well have voted for Andrew Burnham, they won’t be voting for […]

- Happy Birthda...16th Aug 2014
- I always like...14th Aug 2014
- The Railway i...12th Aug 2014
- The British o...11th Aug 2014
- John Bishop o...10th Aug 2014
- The Black Alb...9th Aug 2014
- The second fr...8th Aug 2014
- The day the p...6th Aug 2014
- 100 years sin...5th Aug 2014
- I went to see...4th Aug 2014
- RIP Mike Smith.3rd Aug 2014
- To Paul Conwa...2nd Aug 2014
- One of the gr...1st Aug 2014
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What is it with hairdressers and chip shops?
They can’t resist a pun for a name and the more excruciating, the more I like them: British Hairways, Sherlock Combs, Curl Up & Dye and Barber Streisand are just a few of my favourites. The chip shops aren’t far behind. Chip & Fin, The Codfather, The Frying Squad and Oh My Cod! immediately spring […]

- Happy Birthda...16th Aug 2014
- I always like...14th Aug 2014
- The Railway i...12th Aug 2014
- The British o...11th Aug 2014
- John Bishop o...10th Aug 2014
- The Black Alb...9th Aug 2014
- The second fr...8th Aug 2014
- The day the p...6th Aug 2014
- 100 years sin...5th Aug 2014
- I went to see...4th Aug 2014
- RIP Mike Smith.3rd Aug 2014
- To Paul Conwa...2nd Aug 2014
- One of the gr...1st Aug 2014
- Enjoy this so...30th Jul 2014
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I hate you, Butler.
Stephen Lewis died yesterday, aged 88. In the 1970s, he was a household name. Or rather his character from On The Buses was. Lewis played Blakey, the hapless inspector whose famous catchphrase made him a gift for impressionists. On The Buses was one of most popular sitcoms ever seen on British television. Especially in our […]

- Happy Birthda...16th Aug 2014
- I always like...14th Aug 2014
- The Railway i...12th Aug 2014
- The British o...11th Aug 2014
- John Bishop o...10th Aug 2014
- The Black Alb...9th Aug 2014
- The second fr...8th Aug 2014
- The day the p...6th Aug 2014
- 100 years sin...5th Aug 2014
- I went to see...4th Aug 2014
- RIP Mike Smith.3rd Aug 2014
- To Paul Conwa...2nd Aug 2014
- One of the gr...1st Aug 2014
- Enjoy this so...30th Jul 2014
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Sara Cox presenting Sounds of the 80s?
Brian Matthew presents Sounds of the 60s on Radio 2 because that decade was his heyday as a radio presenter. For the same reason, Johnnie Walker presents Sounds of the 70s. But Sounds of the 80s is presented by Sara Cox. Why? She didn’t join Radio 1 until 2000 and has no connection with the […]

- Happy Birthda...16th Aug 2014
- I always like...14th Aug 2014
- The Railway i...12th Aug 2014
- The British o...11th Aug 2014
- John Bishop o...10th Aug 2014
- The Black Alb...9th Aug 2014
- The second fr...8th Aug 2014
- The day the p...6th Aug 2014
- 100 years sin...5th Aug 2014
- I went to see...4th Aug 2014
- RIP Mike Smith.3rd Aug 2014
- To Paul Conwa...2nd Aug 2014
- One of the gr...1st Aug 2014
- Enjoy this so...30th Jul 2014
- Written about...29th Jul 2014 prev next
Billy, Ronnie and Bob.
…were three Indian boys who worked at the cinema where I had a part time job. These weren’t their real names and I was reminded of this when listening to a documentary on Radio 4 about Asian immigrants who came to this country in the 60s and 70s. One interviewee talked about how he and […]

- Happy Birthda...16th Aug 2014
- I always like...14th Aug 2014
- The Railway i...12th Aug 2014
- The British o...11th Aug 2014
- John Bishop o...10th Aug 2014
- The Black Alb...9th Aug 2014
- The second fr...8th Aug 2014
- The day the p...6th Aug 2014
- 100 years sin...5th Aug 2014
- I went to see...4th Aug 2014
- RIP Mike Smith.3rd Aug 2014
- To Paul Conwa...2nd Aug 2014
- One of the gr...1st Aug 2014
- Enjoy this so...30th Jul 2014
- Written about...29th Jul 2014 prev next
Corbynmania.
It started as a bit of a jape. The Labour leadership candidates were all so dull that veteran left-winger Jeremy Corbyn was persuaded to stand too. Nobody expected him to win, but now it looks very much as though he might. An unlikely coalition of left-wing activists and right-wing Tories have joined the Labour Party […]

- Happy Birthda...16th Aug 2014
- I always like...14th Aug 2014
- The Railway i...12th Aug 2014
- The British o...11th Aug 2014
- John Bishop o...10th Aug 2014
- The Black Alb...9th Aug 2014
- The second fr...8th Aug 2014
- The day the p...6th Aug 2014
- 100 years sin...5th Aug 2014
- I went to see...4th Aug 2014
- RIP Mike Smith.3rd Aug 2014
- To Paul Conwa...2nd Aug 2014
- One of the gr...1st Aug 2014
- Enjoy this so...30th Jul 2014
- Written about...29th Jul 2014 prev next
Whatever happened to the great british bachelor?
The posthumous allegations surrounding Ted Heath have again raised the eyebrows of suspicion at older men who have chosen not to marry. This is all very different from the way they were once regarded. Bachelors were viewed as more masculine than married men, not less so. Bachelors had rooms, landladies and lives filled with glamour […]

- Happy Birthda...16th Aug 2014
- I always like...14th Aug 2014
- The Railway i...12th Aug 2014
- The British o...11th Aug 2014
- John Bishop o...10th Aug 2014
- The Black Alb...9th Aug 2014
- The second fr...8th Aug 2014
- The day the p...6th Aug 2014
- 100 years sin...5th Aug 2014
- I went to see...4th Aug 2014
- RIP Mike Smith.3rd Aug 2014
- To Paul Conwa...2nd Aug 2014
- One of the gr...1st Aug 2014
- Enjoy this so...30th Jul 2014
- Written about...29th Jul 2014 prev next
We really thought we might die.
This week saw the 70th anniversary of the dropping of the first atomic bomb on Hiroshima. But anyone who grew up over the ensuing four decades feared that it would happen again. Though Ronald Reagan had other ideas. History is already being kinder to Reagan. When he was President, he was widely dismissed as either […]

- Happy Birthda...16th Aug 2014
- I always like...14th Aug 2014
- The Railway i...12th Aug 2014
- The British o...11th Aug 2014
- John Bishop o...10th Aug 2014
- The Black Alb...9th Aug 2014
- The second fr...8th Aug 2014
- The day the p...6th Aug 2014
- 100 years sin...5th Aug 2014
- I went to see...4th Aug 2014
- RIP Mike Smith.3rd Aug 2014
- To Paul Conwa...2nd Aug 2014
- One of the gr...1st Aug 2014
- Enjoy this so...30th Jul 2014
- Written about...29th Jul 2014 prev next
RIP George Cole.
The veteran actor died this morning aged 90, taking with him Arthur Daley, one of British television’s greatest creations. This role in Minder made him hugely famous in the autumn of his career. The word “minder” is now commonplace but when Minder came out, very few people knew what it meant. And what’s often forgotten […]

- Happy Birthda...16th Aug 2014
- I always like...14th Aug 2014
- The Railway i...12th Aug 2014
- The British o...11th Aug 2014
- John Bishop o...10th Aug 2014
- The Black Alb...9th Aug 2014
- The second fr...8th Aug 2014
- The day the p...6th Aug 2014
- 100 years sin...5th Aug 2014
- I went to see...4th Aug 2014
- RIP Mike Smith.3rd Aug 2014
- To Paul Conwa...2nd Aug 2014
- One of the gr...1st Aug 2014
- Enjoy this so...30th Jul 2014
- Written about...29th Jul 2014 prev next
How come Barack Obama is “black” and Shirley Bassey isn’t?
Both were born of white mothers and African fathers but no one ever refers to Dame Shirley as black. But of course, it would be naive to suggest that they’re not very different cases. Given America’s history of segregation and the ongoing struggle for civil rights, the election of its first non-white president was hugely […]

- Happy Birthda...16th Aug 2014
- I always like...14th Aug 2014
- The Railway i...12th Aug 2014
- The British o...11th Aug 2014
- John Bishop o...10th Aug 2014
- The Black Alb...9th Aug 2014
- The second fr...8th Aug 2014
- The day the p...6th Aug 2014
- 100 years sin...5th Aug 2014
- I went to see...4th Aug 2014
- RIP Mike Smith.3rd Aug 2014
- To Paul Conwa...2nd Aug 2014
- One of the gr...1st Aug 2014
- Enjoy this so...30th Jul 2014
- Written about...29th Jul 2014 prev next