Author Archives: Paul
RIP Charles Kennedy.
Shocked and upset to hear of the death of Charles Kennedy, former leader of the Lib Dems at just 55. He was that rare thing – a politician genuinely loved and respected on all sides of the House. Back in the 90s, I got to know him quite well. I was going out with a […]

- 45 years.1st Sep 2015
- Ivan the terr...31st Aug 2015
- Ronnie and Re...30th Aug 2015
- Shock News! W...29th Aug 2015
- You only have...28th Aug 2015
- My wife bough...26th Aug 2015
- Hotlegs? One...23rd Aug 2015
- Happy Birthda...19th Aug 2015
- Why Andy Burn...17th Aug 2015
- What is it wi...16th Aug 2015
- I hate you, B...14th Aug 2015
- Sara Cox pres...13th Aug 2015
- Billy, Ronnie...12th Aug 2015
- Corbynmania.10th Aug 2015
- Whatever happ...9th Aug 2015 prev next
Arsenal win the FA Cup.
Chelsea have already won the Premier League title and the League Cup, so this season London teams have won all three domestic competitions. This never used to happen. The North West was always the powerhouse of English football. But Manchester United, like Liverpool before them, are nothing like the force they once were. And despite […]

- 45 years.1st Sep 2015
- Ivan the terr...31st Aug 2015
- Ronnie and Re...30th Aug 2015
- Shock News! W...29th Aug 2015
- You only have...28th Aug 2015
- My wife bough...26th Aug 2015
- Hotlegs? One...23rd Aug 2015
- Happy Birthda...19th Aug 2015
- Why Andy Burn...17th Aug 2015
- What is it wi...16th Aug 2015
- I hate you, B...14th Aug 2015
- Sara Cox pres...13th Aug 2015
- Billy, Ronnie...12th Aug 2015
- Corbynmania.10th Aug 2015
- Whatever happ...9th Aug 2015 prev next
Coffee and cake with a Brummie scumbag.
Make that “former Brummie scumbag” for my old friend Frazer Jelleyman is a reformed character. After years abroad pursuing a successful career as a creative director, he is now a picture of urbane civility. He arrived in an elegant hand-tailored jacket which I’d have nicked if he’d left it unattended on his chair. All a […]

- 45 years.1st Sep 2015
- Ivan the terr...31st Aug 2015
- Ronnie and Re...30th Aug 2015
- Shock News! W...29th Aug 2015
- You only have...28th Aug 2015
- My wife bough...26th Aug 2015
- Hotlegs? One...23rd Aug 2015
- Happy Birthda...19th Aug 2015
- Why Andy Burn...17th Aug 2015
- What is it wi...16th Aug 2015
- I hate you, B...14th Aug 2015
- Sara Cox pres...13th Aug 2015
- Billy, Ronnie...12th Aug 2015
- Corbynmania.10th Aug 2015
- Whatever happ...9th Aug 2015 prev next
My daughter turns seventeen today.
So I want to wish her many happy returns. My 17th was my favourite birthday, the day I could drive a car and she’s exactly the same. Part of me will be sad when she passes her test. Much of the last seventeen years has been spent driving all over London, dropping her off and […]

- 45 years.1st Sep 2015
- Ivan the terr...31st Aug 2015
- Ronnie and Re...30th Aug 2015
- Shock News! W...29th Aug 2015
- You only have...28th Aug 2015
- My wife bough...26th Aug 2015
- Hotlegs? One...23rd Aug 2015
- Happy Birthda...19th Aug 2015
- Why Andy Burn...17th Aug 2015
- What is it wi...16th Aug 2015
- I hate you, B...14th Aug 2015
- Sara Cox pres...13th Aug 2015
- Billy, Ronnie...12th Aug 2015
- Corbynmania.10th Aug 2015
- Whatever happ...9th Aug 2015 prev next
It’ll never happen again.
The First Division title decided with the last kick in the last second of the last game of the season. Yet 26 years ago tonight, that’s exactly what happened. Arsenal needed to beat the mighty Liverpool at Anfield by two clear goals. It was 1-0 with just seconds to go when Michael Thomas scored Arsenal’s […]

- 45 years.1st Sep 2015
- Ivan the terr...31st Aug 2015
- Ronnie and Re...30th Aug 2015
- Shock News! W...29th Aug 2015
- You only have...28th Aug 2015
- My wife bough...26th Aug 2015
- Hotlegs? One...23rd Aug 2015
- Happy Birthda...19th Aug 2015
- Why Andy Burn...17th Aug 2015
- What is it wi...16th Aug 2015
- I hate you, B...14th Aug 2015
- Sara Cox pres...13th Aug 2015
- Billy, Ronnie...12th Aug 2015
- Corbynmania.10th Aug 2015
- Whatever happ...9th Aug 2015 prev next
“Peter Kay’s” Car Share.
Without question, the BBC’s best and most successful new sitcom in years. Peter Kay is a phenomenal talent – as a comedian, actor and writer. And now in Car Share – sorry, Peter Kay’s Car Share (for that’s its official title), director too. And that’s what I’ve always found slightly odd. Why does someone so […]

- 45 years.1st Sep 2015
- Ivan the terr...31st Aug 2015
- Ronnie and Re...30th Aug 2015
- Shock News! W...29th Aug 2015
- You only have...28th Aug 2015
- My wife bough...26th Aug 2015
- Hotlegs? One...23rd Aug 2015
- Happy Birthda...19th Aug 2015
- Why Andy Burn...17th Aug 2015
- What is it wi...16th Aug 2015
- I hate you, B...14th Aug 2015
- Sara Cox pres...13th Aug 2015
- Billy, Ronnie...12th Aug 2015
- Corbynmania.10th Aug 2015
- Whatever happ...9th Aug 2015 prev next
For Denis….
Denis Moran turned up in our kitchen one day. My sister Caroline had brought him home from school. He was about fourteen and had just arrived from Ireland. Denis was very camp, very charming and he practically lived at our house. As he got older, he developed that winning combination of campness and apparent heterosexuality […]

- 45 years.1st Sep 2015
- Ivan the terr...31st Aug 2015
- Ronnie and Re...30th Aug 2015
- Shock News! W...29th Aug 2015
- You only have...28th Aug 2015
- My wife bough...26th Aug 2015
- Hotlegs? One...23rd Aug 2015
- Happy Birthda...19th Aug 2015
- Why Andy Burn...17th Aug 2015
- What is it wi...16th Aug 2015
- I hate you, B...14th Aug 2015
- Sara Cox pres...13th Aug 2015
- Billy, Ronnie...12th Aug 2015
- Corbynmania.10th Aug 2015
- Whatever happ...9th Aug 2015 prev next
My wife was chatting to Pat and Connie, nice couple from Islington….
…. a few years ago on holiday. I recognised “Pat” immediately. Patsy Adams, one of the Adams Family – the most fearsome criminal fraternity Britain has ever known. My wife had no idea. So when I said I was taking our kids to the waterslides, she kindly volunteered me to take their little girl too. […]

- 45 years.1st Sep 2015
- Ivan the terr...31st Aug 2015
- Ronnie and Re...30th Aug 2015
- Shock News! W...29th Aug 2015
- You only have...28th Aug 2015
- My wife bough...26th Aug 2015
- Hotlegs? One...23rd Aug 2015
- Happy Birthda...19th Aug 2015
- Why Andy Burn...17th Aug 2015
- What is it wi...16th Aug 2015
- I hate you, B...14th Aug 2015
- Sara Cox pres...13th Aug 2015
- Billy, Ronnie...12th Aug 2015
- Corbynmania.10th Aug 2015
- Whatever happ...9th Aug 2015 prev next
The worst sort of relationship.
Imagine you’d been going out with a girl (or boy) for years. And in all that time, this person had treated you with either casual indifference or outright contempt. You’d given everything – love, passion and unswerving loyalty in the hope that things would improve. But if anything, they got worse until the inevitable happened […]

- 45 years.1st Sep 2015
- Ivan the terr...31st Aug 2015
- Ronnie and Re...30th Aug 2015
- Shock News! W...29th Aug 2015
- You only have...28th Aug 2015
- My wife bough...26th Aug 2015
- Hotlegs? One...23rd Aug 2015
- Happy Birthda...19th Aug 2015
- Why Andy Burn...17th Aug 2015
- What is it wi...16th Aug 2015
- I hate you, B...14th Aug 2015
- Sara Cox pres...13th Aug 2015
- Billy, Ronnie...12th Aug 2015
- Corbynmania.10th Aug 2015
- Whatever happ...9th Aug 2015 prev next
Chuka chucks in the towel.
Good opposition is almost as important as good government and one reason that Margaret Thatcher and Tony Blair got away with so much was the lack of effective opposition. So it’s vital that Labour appoints a credible new leader. And soon. But so far, that quest isn’t going terribly well. Chuka Umanna, one of the […]

- 45 years.1st Sep 2015
- Ivan the terr...31st Aug 2015
- Ronnie and Re...30th Aug 2015
- Shock News! W...29th Aug 2015
- You only have...28th Aug 2015
- My wife bough...26th Aug 2015
- Hotlegs? One...23rd Aug 2015
- Happy Birthda...19th Aug 2015
- Why Andy Burn...17th Aug 2015
- What is it wi...16th Aug 2015
- I hate you, B...14th Aug 2015
- Sara Cox pres...13th Aug 2015
- Billy, Ronnie...12th Aug 2015
- Corbynmania.10th Aug 2015
- Whatever happ...9th Aug 2015 prev next