Author Archives: Paul
Well, it’s got a lot of Catholics in it.
I’ve just finished my first screenplay and I’m searching for parallels between my script and Mario Puzo’s. It’s very Catholic but there the similarity ends. To even think that mine will ever even make it to the screen is wildly optimistic. So I may as well aim stupidly high and dream that it’s as critically […]

- The North-Sou...7th Dec 2016
- Very silly ga...4th Dec 2016
- John Peel, To...1st Dec 2016
- "Half of bitt...30th Nov 2016
- Date night.28th Nov 2016
- My favourite ...27th Nov 2016
- RIH Fidel Cas...26th Nov 2016
- Thanksgiving.24th Nov 2016
- The trouble w...18th Nov 2016
- "I'll swing f...17th Nov 2016
- My son had no...16th Nov 2016
- But the theme...14th Nov 2016
- The death of ...13th Nov 2016
- President Tru...9th Nov 2016
- Trump effigie...5th Nov 2016 prev next
I love chocolate more than almost anyone I know.
But only the good stuff. I have no interest in Cadbury’s or Galaxy. Green & Black’s is the minimum standard and Ameila Rope or Paul A Young if I can get it. I’m not shy about spending good money on good chocolate but even I now think the world’s gone mad. A shop called Mast […]

- The North-Sou...7th Dec 2016
- Very silly ga...4th Dec 2016
- John Peel, To...1st Dec 2016
- "Half of bitt...30th Nov 2016
- Date night.28th Nov 2016
- My favourite ...27th Nov 2016
- RIH Fidel Cas...26th Nov 2016
- Thanksgiving.24th Nov 2016
- The trouble w...18th Nov 2016
- "I'll swing f...17th Nov 2016
- My son had no...16th Nov 2016
- But the theme...14th Nov 2016
- The death of ...13th Nov 2016
- President Tru...9th Nov 2016
- Trump effigie...5th Nov 2016 prev next
Best double album ever?
There have been quite a few shouts lately for Led Zeppelin’s Physical Graffiti which was released 40 years ago this week. But for me, it would have to be the double album that will celebrate that milestone towards the end of next year. The word “genius” is now bandied around far too easily but when […]

- The North-Sou...7th Dec 2016
- Very silly ga...4th Dec 2016
- John Peel, To...1st Dec 2016
- "Half of bitt...30th Nov 2016
- Date night.28th Nov 2016
- My favourite ...27th Nov 2016
- RIH Fidel Cas...26th Nov 2016
- Thanksgiving.24th Nov 2016
- The trouble w...18th Nov 2016
- "I'll swing f...17th Nov 2016
- My son had no...16th Nov 2016
- But the theme...14th Nov 2016
- The death of ...13th Nov 2016
- President Tru...9th Nov 2016
- Trump effigie...5th Nov 2016 prev next
I’ve never seen star trek.
Never. I’ve always loathed science fiction, so I was happy to let the Starship Enterprise boldly go on its endless voyage without me. Obviously I knew who Mr. Spock was and Leonard Nimoy, the man who played him, died today aged 83. Despite the universal phenomenon of Star Trek, I remember Leonard Nimoy best for […]

- The North-Sou...7th Dec 2016
- Very silly ga...4th Dec 2016
- John Peel, To...1st Dec 2016
- "Half of bitt...30th Nov 2016
- Date night.28th Nov 2016
- My favourite ...27th Nov 2016
- RIH Fidel Cas...26th Nov 2016
- Thanksgiving.24th Nov 2016
- The trouble w...18th Nov 2016
- "I'll swing f...17th Nov 2016
- My son had no...16th Nov 2016
- But the theme...14th Nov 2016
- The death of ...13th Nov 2016
- President Tru...9th Nov 2016
- Trump effigie...5th Nov 2016 prev next
Are you a triple noer?
My son is. So is my friend Sara. They never say “No”. They always say “No, no, no”. Now I’ve pointed this out you’ll suddenly notice that a surprising number of your family and friends are triple noers too. Which brings us to the this fabulous version of a famous hit. Dawn Penn, Bounty Killer, […]

- The North-Sou...7th Dec 2016
- Very silly ga...4th Dec 2016
- John Peel, To...1st Dec 2016
- "Half of bitt...30th Nov 2016
- Date night.28th Nov 2016
- My favourite ...27th Nov 2016
- RIH Fidel Cas...26th Nov 2016
- Thanksgiving.24th Nov 2016
- The trouble w...18th Nov 2016
- "I'll swing f...17th Nov 2016
- My son had no...16th Nov 2016
- But the theme...14th Nov 2016
- The death of ...13th Nov 2016
- President Tru...9th Nov 2016
- Trump effigie...5th Nov 2016 prev next
Loz Newton on Radio 4.
There’s a sentence I never thought I’d write. I was at school with Loz and still see him now and again. I enjoy his company but – or maybe because – he was always a bit of a handful. Loz came from a a big Irish family, hardly unusual at my school. He had a […]

- The North-Sou...7th Dec 2016
- Very silly ga...4th Dec 2016
- John Peel, To...1st Dec 2016
- "Half of bitt...30th Nov 2016
- Date night.28th Nov 2016
- My favourite ...27th Nov 2016
- RIH Fidel Cas...26th Nov 2016
- Thanksgiving.24th Nov 2016
- The trouble w...18th Nov 2016
- "I'll swing f...17th Nov 2016
- My son had no...16th Nov 2016
- But the theme...14th Nov 2016
- The death of ...13th Nov 2016
- President Tru...9th Nov 2016
- Trump effigie...5th Nov 2016 prev next
I once had a serious addiction.
To the Motoring section of the Exchange & Mart. I just had to see it and, within seconds, I’d be be scouring those classifieds for an automotive gem. Nothing classic – though they would be now – and never more than about £600, I bought all sorts of cars from a Morris Minor to an […]

- The North-Sou...7th Dec 2016
- Very silly ga...4th Dec 2016
- John Peel, To...1st Dec 2016
- "Half of bitt...30th Nov 2016
- Date night.28th Nov 2016
- My favourite ...27th Nov 2016
- RIH Fidel Cas...26th Nov 2016
- Thanksgiving.24th Nov 2016
- The trouble w...18th Nov 2016
- "I'll swing f...17th Nov 2016
- My son had no...16th Nov 2016
- But the theme...14th Nov 2016
- The death of ...13th Nov 2016
- President Tru...9th Nov 2016
- Trump effigie...5th Nov 2016 prev next
Eddie Redmayne wins the oscar for Best Actor.
And rightly so. His portrayal of Stephen Hawking in The Theory of Everything was…I was going to say incredible but it was actually the opposite: completely credible. You felt you were watching the professor himself, not an actor pretending. So unlike, say, Michael Caine where you feel you’re watching Michael Caine first and whatever character […]

- The North-Sou...7th Dec 2016
- Very silly ga...4th Dec 2016
- John Peel, To...1st Dec 2016
- "Half of bitt...30th Nov 2016
- Date night.28th Nov 2016
- My favourite ...27th Nov 2016
- RIH Fidel Cas...26th Nov 2016
- Thanksgiving.24th Nov 2016
- The trouble w...18th Nov 2016
- "I'll swing f...17th Nov 2016
- My son had no...16th Nov 2016
- But the theme...14th Nov 2016
- The death of ...13th Nov 2016
- President Tru...9th Nov 2016
- Trump effigie...5th Nov 2016 prev next
新年快樂
Or if you’re Chinese, Happy New Year. Apparently, it’s the Year of the Sheep. Or is it the Year the Ram? Or the Year of the Goat? Nobody seems quite sure. So just to enjoy this old 70s classic, let’s declare 2015 the Year of the Cat.

- The North-Sou...7th Dec 2016
- Very silly ga...4th Dec 2016
- John Peel, To...1st Dec 2016
- "Half of bitt...30th Nov 2016
- Date night.28th Nov 2016
- My favourite ...27th Nov 2016
- RIH Fidel Cas...26th Nov 2016
- Thanksgiving.24th Nov 2016
- The trouble w...18th Nov 2016
- "I'll swing f...17th Nov 2016
- My son had no...16th Nov 2016
- But the theme...14th Nov 2016
- The death of ...13th Nov 2016
- President Tru...9th Nov 2016
- Trump effigie...5th Nov 2016 prev next
Any excuse for a party.
I do love Vanessa Feltz. Highly intelligent, hugely exuberant and boy does she love a party. Some of the most lavish bashes I’ve ever been to have been at her house in St. John’s Wood and I’m going to another one tonight. Vanessa is celebrating her recent induction into the Radio Academy Hall of Fame […]

- The North-Sou...7th Dec 2016
- Very silly ga...4th Dec 2016
- John Peel, To...1st Dec 2016
- "Half of bitt...30th Nov 2016
- Date night.28th Nov 2016
- My favourite ...27th Nov 2016
- RIH Fidel Cas...26th Nov 2016
- Thanksgiving.24th Nov 2016
- The trouble w...18th Nov 2016
- "I'll swing f...17th Nov 2016
- My son had no...16th Nov 2016
- But the theme...14th Nov 2016
- The death of ...13th Nov 2016
- President Tru...9th Nov 2016
- Trump effigie...5th Nov 2016 prev next