Author Archives: Paul
My son is home from university.
It took him 15 minutes on the tube. He could have gone to Durham, Edinburgh, Trinity College Dublin or Girton College, Cambridge but no, he just couldn’t leave our capital city and now resides in the UCL halls just off Tottenham Court Road. He may not have got his brains from me, but he’s certainly […]

- John Cooper-C...26th Jul 2019
- I should have...24th Jul 2019
- Fifty years s...18th Jul 2019
- Normally, I'd...16th Jul 2019
- If only I had...15th Jul 2019
- I've run out ...10th Jul 2019
- Rock'n'Roll b...7th Jul 2019
- Cockles and w...6th Jul 2019
- Another lovel...3rd Jul 2019
- The perfect a...30th Jun 2019
- I couldn't be...28th Jun 2019
- Shame about R...24th Jun 2019
- Music on your...23rd Jun 2019
- ITV bans all-...21st Jun 2019
- Rocketman and...17th Jun 2019 next
The first posh person I ever met….
…was Jeremy Miles. I met him on my first day at my first job and I liked him immediately. The people I’d thitherto thought were posh were just suburban strivers from Pinner and Northwood who played golf and polished their Ford Granadas on a Sunday morning. But Jeremy was the real deal – flat in […]

- John Cooper-C...26th Jul 2019
- I should have...24th Jul 2019
- Fifty years s...18th Jul 2019
- Normally, I'd...16th Jul 2019
- If only I had...15th Jul 2019
- I've run out ...10th Jul 2019
- Rock'n'Roll b...7th Jul 2019
- Cockles and w...6th Jul 2019
- Another lovel...3rd Jul 2019
- The perfect a...30th Jun 2019
- I couldn't be...28th Jun 2019
- Shame about R...24th Jun 2019
- Music on your...23rd Jun 2019
- ITV bans all-...21st Jun 2019
- Rocketman and...17th Jun 2019 next
Gareth Thomas has just published his autobiography.
So he’s been giving quite a few interviews. He was, of course, the first high-profile rugby player to come out as gay. I truly admire his courage and his candour. But I cannot understand why anyone is surprised that a rugby player might be gay. When I was a DJ, I played many a rugby […]

- John Cooper-C...26th Jul 2019
- I should have...24th Jul 2019
- Fifty years s...18th Jul 2019
- Normally, I'd...16th Jul 2019
- If only I had...15th Jul 2019
- I've run out ...10th Jul 2019
- Rock'n'Roll b...7th Jul 2019
- Cockles and w...6th Jul 2019
- Another lovel...3rd Jul 2019
- The perfect a...30th Jun 2019
- I couldn't be...28th Jun 2019
- Shame about R...24th Jun 2019
- Music on your...23rd Jun 2019
- ITV bans all-...21st Jun 2019
- Rocketman and...17th Jun 2019 next
Possibly the worst record ever made.
We all have our “favourites” for this dubious honour and this is certainly one of mine. Novelty records like Mr.Blobby don’t count, neither does stuff like Napalm Death which is deliberately and self-consciously extreme. No, it has to be something that’s reasonably popular but that you personally detest. I despise this record. Banal, repetitive, musically […]

- John Cooper-C...26th Jul 2019
- I should have...24th Jul 2019
- Fifty years s...18th Jul 2019
- Normally, I'd...16th Jul 2019
- If only I had...15th Jul 2019
- I've run out ...10th Jul 2019
- Rock'n'Roll b...7th Jul 2019
- Cockles and w...6th Jul 2019
- Another lovel...3rd Jul 2019
- The perfect a...30th Jun 2019
- I couldn't be...28th Jun 2019
- Shame about R...24th Jun 2019
- Music on your...23rd Jun 2019
- ITV bans all-...21st Jun 2019
- Rocketman and...17th Jun 2019 next
The first star I had ever had a crush on….
….was Lynsey de Paul – petite, beautiful and immensely talented. So I was saddened today to hear of her sudden death. When she sang this on Top of the Pops, I remember thinking “Blimey, I’d dance with you”. Though I’m not sure a frizzy-haired kid, still at primary school, was the “somebody’ she had in […]

- John Cooper-C...26th Jul 2019
- I should have...24th Jul 2019
- Fifty years s...18th Jul 2019
- Normally, I'd...16th Jul 2019
- If only I had...15th Jul 2019
- I've run out ...10th Jul 2019
- Rock'n'Roll b...7th Jul 2019
- Cockles and w...6th Jul 2019
- Another lovel...3rd Jul 2019
- The perfect a...30th Jun 2019
- I couldn't be...28th Jun 2019
- Shame about R...24th Jun 2019
- Music on your...23rd Jun 2019
- ITV bans all-...21st Jun 2019
- Rocketman and...17th Jun 2019 next
I never liked him.
Cheesy, over-matey, artificial and smug, Neil Fox embodied all that’s wrong with commercial radio in this country. He called himself “Doctor” Fox. On his Twitter account he describes himself as “Media bloke, telly fella and bike rider”. The bike is, of course, a Harley. Whenever I saw this short, stout, middle-aged “fella” riding around the […]

- John Cooper-C...26th Jul 2019
- I should have...24th Jul 2019
- Fifty years s...18th Jul 2019
- Normally, I'd...16th Jul 2019
- If only I had...15th Jul 2019
- I've run out ...10th Jul 2019
- Rock'n'Roll b...7th Jul 2019
- Cockles and w...6th Jul 2019
- Another lovel...3rd Jul 2019
- The perfect a...30th Jun 2019
- I couldn't be...28th Jun 2019
- Shame about R...24th Jun 2019
- Music on your...23rd Jun 2019
- ITV bans all-...21st Jun 2019
- Rocketman and...17th Jun 2019 next
If you really like a record, don’t buy it.
Because if you do, you’ll play it to death and risk killing your love for it in the process. There may be some truth in this but no real music fan would ever be able to show such self-restraint. Except maybe by accident. I bought this single in Dub Vendor in Ladbroke Grove, played it […]

- John Cooper-C...26th Jul 2019
- I should have...24th Jul 2019
- Fifty years s...18th Jul 2019
- Normally, I'd...16th Jul 2019
- If only I had...15th Jul 2019
- I've run out ...10th Jul 2019
- Rock'n'Roll b...7th Jul 2019
- Cockles and w...6th Jul 2019
- Another lovel...3rd Jul 2019
- The perfect a...30th Jun 2019
- I couldn't be...28th Jun 2019
- Shame about R...24th Jun 2019
- Music on your...23rd Jun 2019
- ITV bans all-...21st Jun 2019
- Rocketman and...17th Jun 2019 next
Goodness gracious, he’s still alive!
And he’s 79 today. Happy Birthday to Jerry Lee Lewis whose music still sounds as wild and exciting as it must have done in 1958. By this time, he was already on the third of his seven marriages. Wife No.3 was his 13-year old cousin and when the couple arrived in Britain that year, the […]

- John Cooper-C...26th Jul 2019
- I should have...24th Jul 2019
- Fifty years s...18th Jul 2019
- Normally, I'd...16th Jul 2019
- If only I had...15th Jul 2019
- I've run out ...10th Jul 2019
- Rock'n'Roll b...7th Jul 2019
- Cockles and w...6th Jul 2019
- Another lovel...3rd Jul 2019
- The perfect a...30th Jun 2019
- I couldn't be...28th Jun 2019
- Shame about R...24th Jun 2019
- Music on your...23rd Jun 2019
- ITV bans all-...21st Jun 2019
- Rocketman and...17th Jun 2019 next
I never go to Tesco any more.
I used to go all the time because they had the “One in Front” policy. If there was more than one person in front of you at the check out, they’d open another one. It was genius. The food and prices at all the big supermarkets were pretty much the same, but customers always preferred […]

- John Cooper-C...26th Jul 2019
- I should have...24th Jul 2019
- Fifty years s...18th Jul 2019
- Normally, I'd...16th Jul 2019
- If only I had...15th Jul 2019
- I've run out ...10th Jul 2019
- Rock'n'Roll b...7th Jul 2019
- Cockles and w...6th Jul 2019
- Another lovel...3rd Jul 2019
- The perfect a...30th Jun 2019
- I couldn't be...28th Jun 2019
- Shame about R...24th Jun 2019
- Music on your...23rd Jun 2019
- ITV bans all-...21st Jun 2019
- Rocketman and...17th Jun 2019 next
It’s been over a week.
After never wanting to hear another Scottish accent as long as I live, I think I can just about cope with hearing one again.

- John Cooper-C...26th Jul 2019
- I should have...24th Jul 2019
- Fifty years s...18th Jul 2019
- Normally, I'd...16th Jul 2019
- If only I had...15th Jul 2019
- I've run out ...10th Jul 2019
- Rock'n'Roll b...7th Jul 2019
- Cockles and w...6th Jul 2019
- Another lovel...3rd Jul 2019
- The perfect a...30th Jun 2019
- I couldn't be...28th Jun 2019
- Shame about R...24th Jun 2019
- Music on your...23rd Jun 2019
- ITV bans all-...21st Jun 2019
- Rocketman and...17th Jun 2019 next