Author Archives: Paul
My son is home from university.
It took him 15 minutes on the tube. He could have gone to Durham, Edinburgh, Trinity College Dublin or Girton College, Cambridge but no, he just couldn’t leave our capital city and now resides in the UCL halls just off Tottenham Court Road. He may not have got his brains from me, but he’s certainly […]

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The first posh person I ever met….
…was Jeremy Miles. I met him on my first day at my first job and I liked him immediately. The people I’d thitherto thought were posh were just suburban strivers from Pinner and Northwood who played golf and polished their Ford Granadas on a Sunday morning. But Jeremy was the real deal – flat in […]

- There are ver...27th Oct 2013
- I know this m...26th Oct 2013
- My career as ...25th Oct 2013
- Finally finis...24th Oct 2013
- Who'd have th...23rd Oct 2013
- You may not h...22nd Oct 2013
- Feck....shoot...21st Oct 2013
- Everyone has ...20th Oct 2013
- Ladies and ge...19th Oct 2013
- My mate Brian...18th Oct 2013
- I was told it...17th Oct 2013
- All hail Mr. ...16th Oct 2013
- Should there ...15th Oct 2013
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Gareth Thomas has just published his autobiography.
So he’s been giving quite a few interviews. He was, of course, the first high-profile rugby player to come out as gay. I truly admire his courage and his candour. But I cannot understand why anyone is surprised that a rugby player might be gay. When I was a DJ, I played many a rugby […]

- There are ver...27th Oct 2013
- I know this m...26th Oct 2013
- My career as ...25th Oct 2013
- Finally finis...24th Oct 2013
- Who'd have th...23rd Oct 2013
- You may not h...22nd Oct 2013
- Feck....shoot...21st Oct 2013
- Everyone has ...20th Oct 2013
- Ladies and ge...19th Oct 2013
- My mate Brian...18th Oct 2013
- I was told it...17th Oct 2013
- All hail Mr. ...16th Oct 2013
- Should there ...15th Oct 2013
- In praise of ...14th Oct 2013
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Possibly the worst record ever made.
We all have our “favourites” for this dubious honour and this is certainly one of mine. Novelty records like Mr.Blobby don’t count, neither does stuff like Napalm Death which is deliberately and self-consciously extreme. No, it has to be something that’s reasonably popular but that you personally detest. I despise this record. Banal, repetitive, musically […]

- There are ver...27th Oct 2013
- I know this m...26th Oct 2013
- My career as ...25th Oct 2013
- Finally finis...24th Oct 2013
- Who'd have th...23rd Oct 2013
- You may not h...22nd Oct 2013
- Feck....shoot...21st Oct 2013
- Everyone has ...20th Oct 2013
- Ladies and ge...19th Oct 2013
- My mate Brian...18th Oct 2013
- I was told it...17th Oct 2013
- All hail Mr. ...16th Oct 2013
- Should there ...15th Oct 2013
- In praise of ...14th Oct 2013
- Why are rock ...13th Oct 2013 prev next
The first star I had ever had a crush on….
….was Lynsey de Paul – petite, beautiful and immensely talented. So I was saddened today to hear of her sudden death. When she sang this on Top of the Pops, I remember thinking “Blimey, I’d dance with you”. Though I’m not sure a frizzy-haired kid, still at primary school, was the “somebody’ she had in […]

- There are ver...27th Oct 2013
- I know this m...26th Oct 2013
- My career as ...25th Oct 2013
- Finally finis...24th Oct 2013
- Who'd have th...23rd Oct 2013
- You may not h...22nd Oct 2013
- Feck....shoot...21st Oct 2013
- Everyone has ...20th Oct 2013
- Ladies and ge...19th Oct 2013
- My mate Brian...18th Oct 2013
- I was told it...17th Oct 2013
- All hail Mr. ...16th Oct 2013
- Should there ...15th Oct 2013
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I never liked him.
Cheesy, over-matey, artificial and smug, Neil Fox embodied all that’s wrong with commercial radio in this country. He called himself “Doctor” Fox. On his Twitter account he describes himself as “Media bloke, telly fella and bike rider”. The bike is, of course, a Harley. Whenever I saw this short, stout, middle-aged “fella” riding around the […]

- There are ver...27th Oct 2013
- I know this m...26th Oct 2013
- My career as ...25th Oct 2013
- Finally finis...24th Oct 2013
- Who'd have th...23rd Oct 2013
- You may not h...22nd Oct 2013
- Feck....shoot...21st Oct 2013
- Everyone has ...20th Oct 2013
- Ladies and ge...19th Oct 2013
- My mate Brian...18th Oct 2013
- I was told it...17th Oct 2013
- All hail Mr. ...16th Oct 2013
- Should there ...15th Oct 2013
- In praise of ...14th Oct 2013
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If you really like a record, don’t buy it.
Because if you do, you’ll play it to death and risk killing your love for it in the process. There may be some truth in this but no real music fan would ever be able to show such self-restraint. Except maybe by accident. I bought this single in Dub Vendor in Ladbroke Grove, played it […]

- There are ver...27th Oct 2013
- I know this m...26th Oct 2013
- My career as ...25th Oct 2013
- Finally finis...24th Oct 2013
- Who'd have th...23rd Oct 2013
- You may not h...22nd Oct 2013
- Feck....shoot...21st Oct 2013
- Everyone has ...20th Oct 2013
- Ladies and ge...19th Oct 2013
- My mate Brian...18th Oct 2013
- I was told it...17th Oct 2013
- All hail Mr. ...16th Oct 2013
- Should there ...15th Oct 2013
- In praise of ...14th Oct 2013
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Goodness gracious, he’s still alive!
And he’s 79 today. Happy Birthday to Jerry Lee Lewis whose music still sounds as wild and exciting as it must have done in 1958. By this time, he was already on the third of his seven marriages. Wife No.3 was his 13-year old cousin and when the couple arrived in Britain that year, the […]

- There are ver...27th Oct 2013
- I know this m...26th Oct 2013
- My career as ...25th Oct 2013
- Finally finis...24th Oct 2013
- Who'd have th...23rd Oct 2013
- You may not h...22nd Oct 2013
- Feck....shoot...21st Oct 2013
- Everyone has ...20th Oct 2013
- Ladies and ge...19th Oct 2013
- My mate Brian...18th Oct 2013
- I was told it...17th Oct 2013
- All hail Mr. ...16th Oct 2013
- Should there ...15th Oct 2013
- In praise of ...14th Oct 2013
- Why are rock ...13th Oct 2013 prev next
I never go to Tesco any more.
I used to go all the time because they had the “One in Front” policy. If there was more than one person in front of you at the check out, they’d open another one. It was genius. The food and prices at all the big supermarkets were pretty much the same, but customers always preferred […]

- There are ver...27th Oct 2013
- I know this m...26th Oct 2013
- My career as ...25th Oct 2013
- Finally finis...24th Oct 2013
- Who'd have th...23rd Oct 2013
- You may not h...22nd Oct 2013
- Feck....shoot...21st Oct 2013
- Everyone has ...20th Oct 2013
- Ladies and ge...19th Oct 2013
- My mate Brian...18th Oct 2013
- I was told it...17th Oct 2013
- All hail Mr. ...16th Oct 2013
- Should there ...15th Oct 2013
- In praise of ...14th Oct 2013
- Why are rock ...13th Oct 2013 prev next
It’s been over a week.
After never wanting to hear another Scottish accent as long as I live, I think I can just about cope with hearing one again.

- There are ver...27th Oct 2013
- I know this m...26th Oct 2013
- My career as ...25th Oct 2013
- Finally finis...24th Oct 2013
- Who'd have th...23rd Oct 2013
- You may not h...22nd Oct 2013
- Feck....shoot...21st Oct 2013
- Everyone has ...20th Oct 2013
- Ladies and ge...19th Oct 2013
- My mate Brian...18th Oct 2013
- I was told it...17th Oct 2013
- All hail Mr. ...16th Oct 2013
- Should there ...15th Oct 2013
- In praise of ...14th Oct 2013
- Why are rock ...13th Oct 2013 prev next