Author Archives: Paul
She married a Frenchman and fled to Hong Kong.
She was quite posh, lived in Fulham and was never really my girlfriend. But we used to go out occasionally and always to places she didn’t usually go. I took her to QPR, I took her late night shopping for soul CDs at Tower Records which was open till midnight then on for even later-night […]

- 45 years.1st Sep 2015
- Ivan the terr...31st Aug 2015
- Ronnie and Re...30th Aug 2015
- Shock News! W...29th Aug 2015
- You only have...28th Aug 2015
- My wife bough...26th Aug 2015
- Hotlegs? One...23rd Aug 2015
- Happy Birthda...19th Aug 2015
- Why Andy Burn...17th Aug 2015
- What is it wi...16th Aug 2015
- I hate you, B...14th Aug 2015
- Sara Cox pres...13th Aug 2015
- Billy, Ronnie...12th Aug 2015
- Corbynmania.10th Aug 2015
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Happy Birthday to Ringo Starr.
74 today. Which means he was 33 when he had a big hit with this. Everybody loved it, big singalong favourite. Ringo of course, is not guilty of doing anything untoward. But given what’s come to light about other 1970s celebrities, it now sounds slightly wrong for a 33 year-old man to be singing “You […]

- 45 years.1st Sep 2015
- Ivan the terr...31st Aug 2015
- Ronnie and Re...30th Aug 2015
- Shock News! W...29th Aug 2015
- You only have...28th Aug 2015
- My wife bough...26th Aug 2015
- Hotlegs? One...23rd Aug 2015
- Happy Birthda...19th Aug 2015
- Why Andy Burn...17th Aug 2015
- What is it wi...16th Aug 2015
- I hate you, B...14th Aug 2015
- Sara Cox pres...13th Aug 2015
- Billy, Ronnie...12th Aug 2015
- Corbynmania.10th Aug 2015
- Whatever happ...9th Aug 2015 prev next
Only one place to be this afternoon.
Frith Street, celebrating the 65th birthday of Bar Italia, the greatest coffee bar in the world. A wonderfully unchanged piece of old Soho and the forerunner of 21st Century independent coffee culture. There’s going to be a street party – Ray Gelato will of course be performing. As will Suggs and other patrons of 22 […]

- 45 years.1st Sep 2015
- Ivan the terr...31st Aug 2015
- Ronnie and Re...30th Aug 2015
- Shock News! W...29th Aug 2015
- You only have...28th Aug 2015
- My wife bough...26th Aug 2015
- Hotlegs? One...23rd Aug 2015
- Happy Birthda...19th Aug 2015
- Why Andy Burn...17th Aug 2015
- What is it wi...16th Aug 2015
- I hate you, B...14th Aug 2015
- Sara Cox pres...13th Aug 2015
- Billy, Ronnie...12th Aug 2015
- Corbynmania.10th Aug 2015
- Whatever happ...9th Aug 2015 prev next
My God, isn’t she posh?
I’m talking about Lily Allen, who was on Desert Island Discs this morning. I always knew she was more refined in real life than she pretends to be on record but I hadn’t realised just how “mock” her mockney accent was. Why do so many middle-class people do this? Not content with being privileged, they […]

- 45 years.1st Sep 2015
- Ivan the terr...31st Aug 2015
- Ronnie and Re...30th Aug 2015
- Shock News! W...29th Aug 2015
- You only have...28th Aug 2015
- My wife bough...26th Aug 2015
- Hotlegs? One...23rd Aug 2015
- Happy Birthda...19th Aug 2015
- Why Andy Burn...17th Aug 2015
- What is it wi...16th Aug 2015
- I hate you, B...14th Aug 2015
- Sara Cox pres...13th Aug 2015
- Billy, Ronnie...12th Aug 2015
- Corbynmania.10th Aug 2015
- Whatever happ...9th Aug 2015 prev next
It’s my birthday. (Again).
And I love it. I may have an slightly unfortunate surname but I really lucked out with my birthday. Right in the middle of the year so never more than six months without a gift. The weather’s always good and this year it’s glorious. Despite my advancing years, I find myself still wearing shorts, riding […]

- 45 years.1st Sep 2015
- Ivan the terr...31st Aug 2015
- Ronnie and Re...30th Aug 2015
- Shock News! W...29th Aug 2015
- You only have...28th Aug 2015
- My wife bough...26th Aug 2015
- Hotlegs? One...23rd Aug 2015
- Happy Birthda...19th Aug 2015
- Why Andy Burn...17th Aug 2015
- What is it wi...16th Aug 2015
- I hate you, B...14th Aug 2015
- Sara Cox pres...13th Aug 2015
- Billy, Ronnie...12th Aug 2015
- Corbynmania.10th Aug 2015
- Whatever happ...9th Aug 2015 prev next
I’ll even forgive them for calling it “soccer”.
Because I loved the buccaneering style with which the USA played Belgium last night, battling to the very last minute of extra time. They were cheered on by a proud nation, some becoming enthralled by what we call “football” for the very first time. My friend Tom Morton watched the match in New York City […]

- 45 years.1st Sep 2015
- Ivan the terr...31st Aug 2015
- Ronnie and Re...30th Aug 2015
- Shock News! W...29th Aug 2015
- You only have...28th Aug 2015
- My wife bough...26th Aug 2015
- Hotlegs? One...23rd Aug 2015
- Happy Birthda...19th Aug 2015
- Why Andy Burn...17th Aug 2015
- What is it wi...16th Aug 2015
- I hate you, B...14th Aug 2015
- Sara Cox pres...13th Aug 2015
- Billy, Ronnie...12th Aug 2015
- Corbynmania.10th Aug 2015
- Whatever happ...9th Aug 2015 prev next
The thing you’re not allowed to say about the Bee Gees.
But I’m going to say it. Fantastic songwriters but other people generally sang their songs way better than they did. How Can You Mend A Broken Heart? You’d go for the Al Green version every time. Heartbreaker? Dionne Warwick. Chain Reaction? Diana Ross. Nights on Broadway? Candi Staton. The list goes on. As for this […]

- 45 years.1st Sep 2015
- Ivan the terr...31st Aug 2015
- Ronnie and Re...30th Aug 2015
- Shock News! W...29th Aug 2015
- You only have...28th Aug 2015
- My wife bough...26th Aug 2015
- Hotlegs? One...23rd Aug 2015
- Happy Birthda...19th Aug 2015
- Why Andy Burn...17th Aug 2015
- What is it wi...16th Aug 2015
- I hate you, B...14th Aug 2015
- Sara Cox pres...13th Aug 2015
- Billy, Ronnie...12th Aug 2015
- Corbynmania.10th Aug 2015
- Whatever happ...9th Aug 2015 prev next
London Pride.
Two words that have taken on a whole new meaning. For the last hundred years, London Pride has meant a premium ale produced at the Fuller’s Brewery in Chiswick. But lately it’s become a way of describing Pride in London, the annual gay-themed festival that flaunted its way through the West End yesterday. I am […]

- 45 years.1st Sep 2015
- Ivan the terr...31st Aug 2015
- Ronnie and Re...30th Aug 2015
- Shock News! W...29th Aug 2015
- You only have...28th Aug 2015
- My wife bough...26th Aug 2015
- Hotlegs? One...23rd Aug 2015
- Happy Birthda...19th Aug 2015
- Why Andy Burn...17th Aug 2015
- What is it wi...16th Aug 2015
- I hate you, B...14th Aug 2015
- Sara Cox pres...13th Aug 2015
- Billy, Ronnie...12th Aug 2015
- Corbynmania.10th Aug 2015
- Whatever happ...9th Aug 2015 prev next
RIP Bobby Womack.
I was a big fan. As were people far more famous than me. The likes of Ronnie Wood, Peter Gabriel and Damon Albarn have all acknowledged their musical debt to this true soul legend. He was a fantastic songwriter and session musician but I just loved his voice – that gravelly emotive baritone that put […]

- 45 years.1st Sep 2015
- Ivan the terr...31st Aug 2015
- Ronnie and Re...30th Aug 2015
- Shock News! W...29th Aug 2015
- You only have...28th Aug 2015
- My wife bough...26th Aug 2015
- Hotlegs? One...23rd Aug 2015
- Happy Birthda...19th Aug 2015
- Why Andy Burn...17th Aug 2015
- What is it wi...16th Aug 2015
- I hate you, B...14th Aug 2015
- Sara Cox pres...13th Aug 2015
- Billy, Ronnie...12th Aug 2015
- Corbynmania.10th Aug 2015
- Whatever happ...9th Aug 2015 prev next
When was the last time you played knock down ginger?
For me, it was a very long time ago. My mate Bugsy and I had hours of fun racing through the streets of Willesden, hammering on people’s doors and running away. Last night there was an extremely loud party in the next street that was still loud at 2am. I couldn’t be bothered to get […]

- 45 years.1st Sep 2015
- Ivan the terr...31st Aug 2015
- Ronnie and Re...30th Aug 2015
- Shock News! W...29th Aug 2015
- You only have...28th Aug 2015
- My wife bough...26th Aug 2015
- Hotlegs? One...23rd Aug 2015
- Happy Birthda...19th Aug 2015
- Why Andy Burn...17th Aug 2015
- What is it wi...16th Aug 2015
- I hate you, B...14th Aug 2015
- Sara Cox pres...13th Aug 2015
- Billy, Ronnie...12th Aug 2015
- Corbynmania.10th Aug 2015
- Whatever happ...9th Aug 2015 prev next