Author Archives: Paul
She married a Frenchman and fled to Hong Kong.
She was quite posh, lived in Fulham and was never really my girlfriend. But we used to go out occasionally and always to places she didn’t usually go. I took her to QPR, I took her late night shopping for soul CDs at Tower Records which was open till midnight then on for even later-night […]

- Happy birthda...22nd Mar 2015
- Why did the I...17th Mar 2015
- I was startin...16th Mar 2015
- It's Laetare ...15th Mar 2015
- The last fare...13th Mar 2015
- So, Jeremy Cl...12th Mar 2015
- I'm queer.11th Mar 2015
- Dame Jenni Mu...10th Mar 2015
- It's internat...8th Mar 2015
- A third year ...7th Mar 2015
- The Radio 2 Y...6th Mar 2015
- To the Bush t...4th Mar 2015
- Literary refe...3rd Mar 2015
- Well, it's go...2nd Mar 2015
- I love chocol...1st Mar 2015 prev next
Happy Birthday to Ringo Starr.
74 today. Which means he was 33 when he had a big hit with this. Everybody loved it, big singalong favourite. Ringo of course, is not guilty of doing anything untoward. But given what’s come to light about other 1970s celebrities, it now sounds slightly wrong for a 33 year-old man to be singing “You […]

- Happy birthda...22nd Mar 2015
- Why did the I...17th Mar 2015
- I was startin...16th Mar 2015
- It's Laetare ...15th Mar 2015
- The last fare...13th Mar 2015
- So, Jeremy Cl...12th Mar 2015
- I'm queer.11th Mar 2015
- Dame Jenni Mu...10th Mar 2015
- It's internat...8th Mar 2015
- A third year ...7th Mar 2015
- The Radio 2 Y...6th Mar 2015
- To the Bush t...4th Mar 2015
- Literary refe...3rd Mar 2015
- Well, it's go...2nd Mar 2015
- I love chocol...1st Mar 2015 prev next
Only one place to be this afternoon.
Frith Street, celebrating the 65th birthday of Bar Italia, the greatest coffee bar in the world. A wonderfully unchanged piece of old Soho and the forerunner of 21st Century independent coffee culture. There’s going to be a street party – Ray Gelato will of course be performing. As will Suggs and other patrons of 22 […]

- Happy birthda...22nd Mar 2015
- Why did the I...17th Mar 2015
- I was startin...16th Mar 2015
- It's Laetare ...15th Mar 2015
- The last fare...13th Mar 2015
- So, Jeremy Cl...12th Mar 2015
- I'm queer.11th Mar 2015
- Dame Jenni Mu...10th Mar 2015
- It's internat...8th Mar 2015
- A third year ...7th Mar 2015
- The Radio 2 Y...6th Mar 2015
- To the Bush t...4th Mar 2015
- Literary refe...3rd Mar 2015
- Well, it's go...2nd Mar 2015
- I love chocol...1st Mar 2015 prev next
My God, isn’t she posh?
I’m talking about Lily Allen, who was on Desert Island Discs this morning. I always knew she was more refined in real life than she pretends to be on record but I hadn’t realised just how “mock” her mockney accent was. Why do so many middle-class people do this? Not content with being privileged, they […]

- Happy birthda...22nd Mar 2015
- Why did the I...17th Mar 2015
- I was startin...16th Mar 2015
- It's Laetare ...15th Mar 2015
- The last fare...13th Mar 2015
- So, Jeremy Cl...12th Mar 2015
- I'm queer.11th Mar 2015
- Dame Jenni Mu...10th Mar 2015
- It's internat...8th Mar 2015
- A third year ...7th Mar 2015
- The Radio 2 Y...6th Mar 2015
- To the Bush t...4th Mar 2015
- Literary refe...3rd Mar 2015
- Well, it's go...2nd Mar 2015
- I love chocol...1st Mar 2015 prev next
It’s my birthday. (Again).
And I love it. I may have an slightly unfortunate surname but I really lucked out with my birthday. Right in the middle of the year so never more than six months without a gift. The weather’s always good and this year it’s glorious. Despite my advancing years, I find myself still wearing shorts, riding […]

- Happy birthda...22nd Mar 2015
- Why did the I...17th Mar 2015
- I was startin...16th Mar 2015
- It's Laetare ...15th Mar 2015
- The last fare...13th Mar 2015
- So, Jeremy Cl...12th Mar 2015
- I'm queer.11th Mar 2015
- Dame Jenni Mu...10th Mar 2015
- It's internat...8th Mar 2015
- A third year ...7th Mar 2015
- The Radio 2 Y...6th Mar 2015
- To the Bush t...4th Mar 2015
- Literary refe...3rd Mar 2015
- Well, it's go...2nd Mar 2015
- I love chocol...1st Mar 2015 prev next
I’ll even forgive them for calling it “soccer”.
Because I loved the buccaneering style with which the USA played Belgium last night, battling to the very last minute of extra time. They were cheered on by a proud nation, some becoming enthralled by what we call “football” for the very first time. My friend Tom Morton watched the match in New York City […]

- Happy birthda...22nd Mar 2015
- Why did the I...17th Mar 2015
- I was startin...16th Mar 2015
- It's Laetare ...15th Mar 2015
- The last fare...13th Mar 2015
- So, Jeremy Cl...12th Mar 2015
- I'm queer.11th Mar 2015
- Dame Jenni Mu...10th Mar 2015
- It's internat...8th Mar 2015
- A third year ...7th Mar 2015
- The Radio 2 Y...6th Mar 2015
- To the Bush t...4th Mar 2015
- Literary refe...3rd Mar 2015
- Well, it's go...2nd Mar 2015
- I love chocol...1st Mar 2015 prev next
The thing you’re not allowed to say about the Bee Gees.
But I’m going to say it. Fantastic songwriters but other people generally sang their songs way better than they did. How Can You Mend A Broken Heart? You’d go for the Al Green version every time. Heartbreaker? Dionne Warwick. Chain Reaction? Diana Ross. Nights on Broadway? Candi Staton. The list goes on. As for this […]

- Happy birthda...22nd Mar 2015
- Why did the I...17th Mar 2015
- I was startin...16th Mar 2015
- It's Laetare ...15th Mar 2015
- The last fare...13th Mar 2015
- So, Jeremy Cl...12th Mar 2015
- I'm queer.11th Mar 2015
- Dame Jenni Mu...10th Mar 2015
- It's internat...8th Mar 2015
- A third year ...7th Mar 2015
- The Radio 2 Y...6th Mar 2015
- To the Bush t...4th Mar 2015
- Literary refe...3rd Mar 2015
- Well, it's go...2nd Mar 2015
- I love chocol...1st Mar 2015 prev next
London Pride.
Two words that have taken on a whole new meaning. For the last hundred years, London Pride has meant a premium ale produced at the Fuller’s Brewery in Chiswick. But lately it’s become a way of describing Pride in London, the annual gay-themed festival that flaunted its way through the West End yesterday. I am […]

- Happy birthda...22nd Mar 2015
- Why did the I...17th Mar 2015
- I was startin...16th Mar 2015
- It's Laetare ...15th Mar 2015
- The last fare...13th Mar 2015
- So, Jeremy Cl...12th Mar 2015
- I'm queer.11th Mar 2015
- Dame Jenni Mu...10th Mar 2015
- It's internat...8th Mar 2015
- A third year ...7th Mar 2015
- The Radio 2 Y...6th Mar 2015
- To the Bush t...4th Mar 2015
- Literary refe...3rd Mar 2015
- Well, it's go...2nd Mar 2015
- I love chocol...1st Mar 2015 prev next
RIP Bobby Womack.
I was a big fan. As were people far more famous than me. The likes of Ronnie Wood, Peter Gabriel and Damon Albarn have all acknowledged their musical debt to this true soul legend. He was a fantastic songwriter and session musician but I just loved his voice – that gravelly emotive baritone that put […]

- Happy birthda...22nd Mar 2015
- Why did the I...17th Mar 2015
- I was startin...16th Mar 2015
- It's Laetare ...15th Mar 2015
- The last fare...13th Mar 2015
- So, Jeremy Cl...12th Mar 2015
- I'm queer.11th Mar 2015
- Dame Jenni Mu...10th Mar 2015
- It's internat...8th Mar 2015
- A third year ...7th Mar 2015
- The Radio 2 Y...6th Mar 2015
- To the Bush t...4th Mar 2015
- Literary refe...3rd Mar 2015
- Well, it's go...2nd Mar 2015
- I love chocol...1st Mar 2015 prev next
When was the last time you played knock down ginger?
For me, it was a very long time ago. My mate Bugsy and I had hours of fun racing through the streets of Willesden, hammering on people’s doors and running away. Last night there was an extremely loud party in the next street that was still loud at 2am. I couldn’t be bothered to get […]

- Happy birthda...22nd Mar 2015
- Why did the I...17th Mar 2015
- I was startin...16th Mar 2015
- It's Laetare ...15th Mar 2015
- The last fare...13th Mar 2015
- So, Jeremy Cl...12th Mar 2015
- I'm queer.11th Mar 2015
- Dame Jenni Mu...10th Mar 2015
- It's internat...8th Mar 2015
- A third year ...7th Mar 2015
- The Radio 2 Y...6th Mar 2015
- To the Bush t...4th Mar 2015
- Literary refe...3rd Mar 2015
- Well, it's go...2nd Mar 2015
- I love chocol...1st Mar 2015 prev next