Author Archives: Paul
Warning: 80s pop trivia alert…..
Four Top Ten hits from 1985: Who were the artists? One Vision? Easy, that was Queen. Love and Pride? Bit more difficult but it was King. 1999? Well, Prince obviously. And this one: Say I’m Your Number One? Princess. So that’s King, Queen, Prince and Princess all in the Top Ten, all in the same […]

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- Almost exactl...15th Jul 2017
- When you went...12th Jul 2017
- I went to mas...11th Jul 2017
- My first role...9th Jul 2017
- Happy Birthda...3rd Jul 2017
- RIP Barry Nor...2nd Jul 2017
- The deal with...26th Jun 2017
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Wouldn’t it be nice, just once, to have Vic without Bob?
I love Vic Reeves but am I the only one who’s always found Bob Mortimer slightly surplus to requirements? Vic is a true original, a flawed comedy genius. But Bob? He just does what Vic does. Beneath the anarchic veneer, Bob seems very shrewd, sensible and ambitious. He trained as a lawyer and was in […]

- The man who c...29th Jul 2017
- Ever been out...24th Jul 2017
- A trip to the...22nd Jul 2017
- Are you a mat...17th Jul 2017
- Roger Federer...16th Jul 2017
- Almost exactl...15th Jul 2017
- When you went...12th Jul 2017
- I went to mas...11th Jul 2017
- My first role...9th Jul 2017
- Happy Birthda...3rd Jul 2017
- RIP Barry Nor...2nd Jul 2017
- The deal with...26th Jun 2017
- Do you rememb...25th Jun 2017
- Ed Miliband o...23rd Jun 2017
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Good news from the Colonies.
My old friend Tom Upstone is coming over. Before he emigrated to Australia many years ago, I used to hang out with him a lot. Real music buff, Tom embraced every genre and I remember him raving about this obscure 1950s Nina Simone track – “You’ve got to hear it”. Back then, that was easier […]

- The man who c...29th Jul 2017
- Ever been out...24th Jul 2017
- A trip to the...22nd Jul 2017
- Are you a mat...17th Jul 2017
- Roger Federer...16th Jul 2017
- Almost exactl...15th Jul 2017
- When you went...12th Jul 2017
- I went to mas...11th Jul 2017
- My first role...9th Jul 2017
- Happy Birthda...3rd Jul 2017
- RIP Barry Nor...2nd Jul 2017
- The deal with...26th Jun 2017
- Do you rememb...25th Jun 2017
- Ed Miliband o...23rd Jun 2017
- Finsbury Park.22nd Jun 2017 prev next
The feminist anthem that didn’t start out as one.
Aretha Franklin’s version is far more famous but this is the original. Aretha took the song and re-did it from the standpoint of a strong, independent woman demanding R-E-S-P-E-C-T from her man. But in Otis Redding’s version, “Respect” is just a euphemism for sex. That’s what he’s pleading for when he gets home. I do […]

- The man who c...29th Jul 2017
- Ever been out...24th Jul 2017
- A trip to the...22nd Jul 2017
- Are you a mat...17th Jul 2017
- Roger Federer...16th Jul 2017
- Almost exactl...15th Jul 2017
- When you went...12th Jul 2017
- I went to mas...11th Jul 2017
- My first role...9th Jul 2017
- Happy Birthda...3rd Jul 2017
- RIP Barry Nor...2nd Jul 2017
- The deal with...26th Jun 2017
- Do you rememb...25th Jun 2017
- Ed Miliband o...23rd Jun 2017
- Finsbury Park.22nd Jun 2017 prev next
No, no, I’ve got nothing against John Lennon
On the contrary. I think he was a genius and one of the most important cultural figures the world has ever known. But what I liked best about John Lennon was just a fantastic rock ‘n’ roll singer. It was his raw, rasping vocals that made The Beatles such a brilliant live band in the […]

- The man who c...29th Jul 2017
- Ever been out...24th Jul 2017
- A trip to the...22nd Jul 2017
- Are you a mat...17th Jul 2017
- Roger Federer...16th Jul 2017
- Almost exactl...15th Jul 2017
- When you went...12th Jul 2017
- I went to mas...11th Jul 2017
- My first role...9th Jul 2017
- Happy Birthda...3rd Jul 2017
- RIP Barry Nor...2nd Jul 2017
- The deal with...26th Jun 2017
- Do you rememb...25th Jun 2017
- Ed Miliband o...23rd Jun 2017
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Fed up with everyone talking about the rain?
Me too. Maybe because London has been spared the worst of the current freak weather, we can’t fully appreciate how bad it’s been elsewhere. It has, however, been extremely windy. Well actually, it hasn’t. Not compared with other parts of the country. Nonetheless, this track seems very appropriate this morning. It’s an aural antidote to […]

- The man who c...29th Jul 2017
- Ever been out...24th Jul 2017
- A trip to the...22nd Jul 2017
- Are you a mat...17th Jul 2017
- Roger Federer...16th Jul 2017
- Almost exactl...15th Jul 2017
- When you went...12th Jul 2017
- I went to mas...11th Jul 2017
- My first role...9th Jul 2017
- Happy Birthda...3rd Jul 2017
- RIP Barry Nor...2nd Jul 2017
- The deal with...26th Jun 2017
- Do you rememb...25th Jun 2017
- Ed Miliband o...23rd Jun 2017
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Ladies and gentlemen, the bride and groom…
As the DJ at countless weddings, this is what I had to say as the bride and groom took to the floor for their first dance as man and wife. It was usually something awful and predictable like Unchained Melody or Lady in Red. Another old chestnut was It Must be Love. Not only predictable […]

- The man who c...29th Jul 2017
- Ever been out...24th Jul 2017
- A trip to the...22nd Jul 2017
- Are you a mat...17th Jul 2017
- Roger Federer...16th Jul 2017
- Almost exactl...15th Jul 2017
- When you went...12th Jul 2017
- I went to mas...11th Jul 2017
- My first role...9th Jul 2017
- Happy Birthda...3rd Jul 2017
- RIP Barry Nor...2nd Jul 2017
- The deal with...26th Jun 2017
- Do you rememb...25th Jun 2017
- Ed Miliband o...23rd Jun 2017
- Finsbury Park.22nd Jun 2017 prev next
Why McCartney was better than Lennon.
Many, many reasons. Paul was the better songwriter, the more accomplished musician, the one who frequented avant-garde clubs, constantly seeking inspiration while John decamped to a Surrey mansion in a multi-coloured Rolls-Royce. Sgt Pepper, the most famous and influential album ever made, was Paul’s idea. He wrote and recorded Yesterday with just a guitar and […]

- The man who c...29th Jul 2017
- Ever been out...24th Jul 2017
- A trip to the...22nd Jul 2017
- Are you a mat...17th Jul 2017
- Roger Federer...16th Jul 2017
- Almost exactl...15th Jul 2017
- When you went...12th Jul 2017
- I went to mas...11th Jul 2017
- My first role...9th Jul 2017
- Happy Birthda...3rd Jul 2017
- RIP Barry Nor...2nd Jul 2017
- The deal with...26th Jun 2017
- Do you rememb...25th Jun 2017
- Ed Miliband o...23rd Jun 2017
- Finsbury Park.22nd Jun 2017 prev next
Glorious love song. Except for one word.
I knew I’d (sort of) grown up when I realised that Songs for Swingin’ Lovers was one of the greatest albums ever made. It was the first LP to feature a suite of songs with a common theme rather than just a random selection of tracks. And that theme, of course is love. In 1956, […]

- The man who c...29th Jul 2017
- Ever been out...24th Jul 2017
- A trip to the...22nd Jul 2017
- Are you a mat...17th Jul 2017
- Roger Federer...16th Jul 2017
- Almost exactl...15th Jul 2017
- When you went...12th Jul 2017
- I went to mas...11th Jul 2017
- My first role...9th Jul 2017
- Happy Birthda...3rd Jul 2017
- RIP Barry Nor...2nd Jul 2017
- The deal with...26th Jun 2017
- Do you rememb...25th Jun 2017
- Ed Miliband o...23rd Jun 2017
- Finsbury Park.22nd Jun 2017 prev next
The greatest record Diana Ross never made.
Sounds just like her, doesn’t it? And as we approach Valentine’s Day, its lyrics are suitably romantic and sung by a woman too. This is good because, contrary to popular belief, women are apparently far less romantic than men. On Friday, for example, who’ll be expected to buy the champagne and roses and book the […]

- The man who c...29th Jul 2017
- Ever been out...24th Jul 2017
- A trip to the...22nd Jul 2017
- Are you a mat...17th Jul 2017
- Roger Federer...16th Jul 2017
- Almost exactl...15th Jul 2017
- When you went...12th Jul 2017
- I went to mas...11th Jul 2017
- My first role...9th Jul 2017
- Happy Birthda...3rd Jul 2017
- RIP Barry Nor...2nd Jul 2017
- The deal with...26th Jun 2017
- Do you rememb...25th Jun 2017
- Ed Miliband o...23rd Jun 2017
- Finsbury Park.22nd Jun 2017 prev next