Author Archives: Paul
Warning: 80s pop trivia alert…..
Four Top Ten hits from 1985: Who were the artists? One Vision? Easy, that was Queen. Love and Pride? Bit more difficult but it was King. 1999? Well, Prince obviously. And this one: Say I’m Your Number One? Princess. So that’s King, Queen, Prince and Princess all in the Top Ten, all in the same […]

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Wouldn’t it be nice, just once, to have Vic without Bob?
I love Vic Reeves but am I the only one who’s always found Bob Mortimer slightly surplus to requirements? Vic is a true original, a flawed comedy genius. But Bob? He just does what Vic does. Beneath the anarchic veneer, Bob seems very shrewd, sensible and ambitious. He trained as a lawyer and was in […]

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Good news from the Colonies.
My old friend Tom Upstone is coming over. Before he emigrated to Australia many years ago, I used to hang out with him a lot. Real music buff, Tom embraced every genre and I remember him raving about this obscure 1950s Nina Simone track – “You’ve got to hear it”. Back then, that was easier […]

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- Finally finis...24th Oct 2013
- Who'd have th...23rd Oct 2013
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- Feck....shoot...21st Oct 2013
- Everyone has ...20th Oct 2013
- Ladies and ge...19th Oct 2013
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The feminist anthem that didn’t start out as one.
Aretha Franklin’s version is far more famous but this is the original. Aretha took the song and re-did it from the standpoint of a strong, independent woman demanding R-E-S-P-E-C-T from her man. But in Otis Redding’s version, “Respect” is just a euphemism for sex. That’s what he’s pleading for when he gets home. I do […]

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No, no, I’ve got nothing against John Lennon
On the contrary. I think he was a genius and one of the most important cultural figures the world has ever known. But what I liked best about John Lennon was just a fantastic rock ‘n’ roll singer. It was his raw, rasping vocals that made The Beatles such a brilliant live band in the […]

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Fed up with everyone talking about the rain?
Me too. Maybe because London has been spared the worst of the current freak weather, we can’t fully appreciate how bad it’s been elsewhere. It has, however, been extremely windy. Well actually, it hasn’t. Not compared with other parts of the country. Nonetheless, this track seems very appropriate this morning. It’s an aural antidote to […]

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Ladies and gentlemen, the bride and groom…
As the DJ at countless weddings, this is what I had to say as the bride and groom took to the floor for their first dance as man and wife. It was usually something awful and predictable like Unchained Melody or Lady in Red. Another old chestnut was It Must be Love. Not only predictable […]

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Why McCartney was better than Lennon.
Many, many reasons. Paul was the better songwriter, the more accomplished musician, the one who frequented avant-garde clubs, constantly seeking inspiration while John decamped to a Surrey mansion in a multi-coloured Rolls-Royce. Sgt Pepper, the most famous and influential album ever made, was Paul’s idea. He wrote and recorded Yesterday with just a guitar and […]

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- Finally finis...24th Oct 2013
- Who'd have th...23rd Oct 2013
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- Feck....shoot...21st Oct 2013
- Everyone has ...20th Oct 2013
- Ladies and ge...19th Oct 2013
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Glorious love song. Except for one word.
I knew I’d (sort of) grown up when I realised that Songs for Swingin’ Lovers was one of the greatest albums ever made. It was the first LP to feature a suite of songs with a common theme rather than just a random selection of tracks. And that theme, of course is love. In 1956, […]

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- My career as ...25th Oct 2013
- Finally finis...24th Oct 2013
- Who'd have th...23rd Oct 2013
- You may not h...22nd Oct 2013
- Feck....shoot...21st Oct 2013
- Everyone has ...20th Oct 2013
- Ladies and ge...19th Oct 2013
- My mate Brian...18th Oct 2013
- I was told it...17th Oct 2013
- All hail Mr. ...16th Oct 2013
- Should there ...15th Oct 2013
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The greatest record Diana Ross never made.
Sounds just like her, doesn’t it? And as we approach Valentine’s Day, its lyrics are suitably romantic and sung by a woman too. This is good because, contrary to popular belief, women are apparently far less romantic than men. On Friday, for example, who’ll be expected to buy the champagne and roses and book the […]

- There are ver...27th Oct 2013
- I know this m...26th Oct 2013
- My career as ...25th Oct 2013
- Finally finis...24th Oct 2013
- Who'd have th...23rd Oct 2013
- You may not h...22nd Oct 2013
- Feck....shoot...21st Oct 2013
- Everyone has ...20th Oct 2013
- Ladies and ge...19th Oct 2013
- My mate Brian...18th Oct 2013
- I was told it...17th Oct 2013
- All hail Mr. ...16th Oct 2013
- Should there ...15th Oct 2013
- In praise of ...14th Oct 2013
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