Category Archives: Worlds Shortest Radio Show
I was on the radio yesterday….
…..talking about how I always hated dogs but now quite like them. As I walked into the studio, they placed this rare rockabilly tune from 1956. I no longer wanted to talk about dogs, I wanted to talk about the huge rockabilly revival of the late 70s which, trust me, was much bigger than punk. […]

- Coffee and ca...29th May 2015
- My daughter t...28th May 2015
- It'll never h...26th May 2015
- "Peter Kay's"...24th May 2015
- For Denis….23rd May 2015
- My wife was c...22nd May 2015
- The worst sor...17th May 2015
- Chuka chucks ...16th May 2015
- I never go to...15th May 2015
- 70th annivers...10th May 2015
- Tories win th...9th May 2015
- Look…..7th May 2015
- RIP Errol Bro...6th May 2015
- Isn't he drea...3rd May 2015
- All Hail The ...28th Apr 2015 prev next
It’s Hallowe’en, so I should really play “Thriller”…
So I will. Sort of. If you’ve never heard this before, it’s unbelievable. How on earth did Yvonne Gage get away with it? Released a couple of years after the Michael Jackson meisterwork, the resemblance to it is spooky. More a trick than treat. It’s a wonder Jacko’s lawyers didn’t drive a stake through her […]

- Coffee and ca...29th May 2015
- My daughter t...28th May 2015
- It'll never h...26th May 2015
- "Peter Kay's"...24th May 2015
- For Denis….23rd May 2015
- My wife was c...22nd May 2015
- The worst sor...17th May 2015
- Chuka chucks ...16th May 2015
- I never go to...15th May 2015
- 70th annivers...10th May 2015
- Tories win th...9th May 2015
- Look…..7th May 2015
- RIP Errol Bro...6th May 2015
- Isn't he drea...3rd May 2015
- All Hail The ...28th Apr 2015 prev next
Did you have “Aunties” who weren’t actually your aunts?
It’s a tradition that seems to have gone. Your parents’ friends and neighbours were your “Aunties” and “Uncles”. We had loads, including Auntie Bet whose son Mick was standing in our kitchen one night in the mid-70s with his flatmate Terry. When Terry went to the loo, I said to Mick “He looks just like […]

- Coffee and ca...29th May 2015
- My daughter t...28th May 2015
- It'll never h...26th May 2015
- "Peter Kay's"...24th May 2015
- For Denis….23rd May 2015
- My wife was c...22nd May 2015
- The worst sor...17th May 2015
- Chuka chucks ...16th May 2015
- I never go to...15th May 2015
- 70th annivers...10th May 2015
- Tories win th...9th May 2015
- Look…..7th May 2015
- RIP Errol Bro...6th May 2015
- Isn't he drea...3rd May 2015
- All Hail The ...28th Apr 2015 prev next
My wife’s going away for a month……
Just saying.

- Coffee and ca...29th May 2015
- My daughter t...28th May 2015
- It'll never h...26th May 2015
- "Peter Kay's"...24th May 2015
- For Denis….23rd May 2015
- My wife was c...22nd May 2015
- The worst sor...17th May 2015
- Chuka chucks ...16th May 2015
- I never go to...15th May 2015
- 70th annivers...10th May 2015
- Tories win th...9th May 2015
- Look…..7th May 2015
- RIP Errol Bro...6th May 2015
- Isn't he drea...3rd May 2015
- All Hail The ...28th Apr 2015 prev next
Not exactly a perfect day.
Heavy rain, severe gales and RIP Lou Reed. I was a big fan. Not just of his music but also of his roles in a pair of charmingly odd films from mid-90s called Smoke and Blue In The Face. A couple of years later, he was at No.1 with this version of “Perfect Day” recorded […]

- Coffee and ca...29th May 2015
- My daughter t...28th May 2015
- It'll never h...26th May 2015
- "Peter Kay's"...24th May 2015
- For Denis….23rd May 2015
- My wife was c...22nd May 2015
- The worst sor...17th May 2015
- Chuka chucks ...16th May 2015
- I never go to...15th May 2015
- 70th annivers...10th May 2015
- Tories win th...9th May 2015
- Look…..7th May 2015
- RIP Errol Bro...6th May 2015
- Isn't he drea...3rd May 2015
- All Hail The ...28th Apr 2015 prev next
There are very few days when this record can sound okay…
But this morning, I think it does. Just. It is indeed a beautiful sunday. Lovely and sunny – clear blue skies – trees shimmering with autumnal reds and golds. And there’s something rather sweet about its upbeat melody and joyful lyrics. So let’s smile, sing along and enjoy it. And maybe not mention that, later […]

- Coffee and ca...29th May 2015
- My daughter t...28th May 2015
- It'll never h...26th May 2015
- "Peter Kay's"...24th May 2015
- For Denis….23rd May 2015
- My wife was c...22nd May 2015
- The worst sor...17th May 2015
- Chuka chucks ...16th May 2015
- I never go to...15th May 2015
- 70th annivers...10th May 2015
- Tories win th...9th May 2015
- Look…..7th May 2015
- RIP Errol Bro...6th May 2015
- Isn't he drea...3rd May 2015
- All Hail The ...28th Apr 2015 prev next
I know this much is true….
Let me tell you this, then I promise I’ll shut up about Spandau Ballet. I was working on a commercial with Gary Kemp and asked him why he didn’t get Spandau Ballet back together again. “I’d love to”, he said, “So would my brother but since the court case, Tony won’t speak to us”. Tony […]

- Coffee and ca...29th May 2015
- My daughter t...28th May 2015
- It'll never h...26th May 2015
- "Peter Kay's"...24th May 2015
- For Denis….23rd May 2015
- My wife was c...22nd May 2015
- The worst sor...17th May 2015
- Chuka chucks ...16th May 2015
- I never go to...15th May 2015
- 70th annivers...10th May 2015
- Tories win th...9th May 2015
- Look…..7th May 2015
- RIP Errol Bro...6th May 2015
- Isn't he drea...3rd May 2015
- All Hail The ...28th Apr 2015 prev next
My career as a movie star was short lived.
One appearance in one hit movie. When I say “appearance”, you can’t actually see me. I’m one of about 100 choirboys in a David Essex film called “Stardust”. He plays a rock star whose mother’s funeral is a very grand affair, hence a hundred of us bussed out to St Bernard’s Church in Northolt. At […]

- Coffee and ca...29th May 2015
- My daughter t...28th May 2015
- It'll never h...26th May 2015
- "Peter Kay's"...24th May 2015
- For Denis….23rd May 2015
- My wife was c...22nd May 2015
- The worst sor...17th May 2015
- Chuka chucks ...16th May 2015
- I never go to...15th May 2015
- 70th annivers...10th May 2015
- Tories win th...9th May 2015
- Look…..7th May 2015
- RIP Errol Bro...6th May 2015
- Isn't he drea...3rd May 2015
- All Hail The ...28th Apr 2015 prev next
Finally finished book about big radio magnate brought up in Carlisle
Which reminded me of my friend Nick Gill whose childhood was also spent there. He and I grew up at the same time though hundreds of miles apart, obsessed with music albeit with quite different tastes. I’ve always loathed The Smiths and he scorns my love for Spandau Ballet. Yet there are still vast areas […]

- Coffee and ca...29th May 2015
- My daughter t...28th May 2015
- It'll never h...26th May 2015
- "Peter Kay's"...24th May 2015
- For Denis….23rd May 2015
- My wife was c...22nd May 2015
- The worst sor...17th May 2015
- Chuka chucks ...16th May 2015
- I never go to...15th May 2015
- 70th annivers...10th May 2015
- Tories win th...9th May 2015
- Look…..7th May 2015
- RIP Errol Bro...6th May 2015
- Isn't he drea...3rd May 2015
- All Hail The ...28th Apr 2015 prev next
Who’d have thought Marge Simpson could be so sensual?
I always think of the blue-haired matriarch when I hear Macy Gray but God, I love this record. “I try to say goodbye and I choke. Try to walk away and I stumble”. If Homer Simpson is worthy of such passion and poignancy, surely there’s hope for us all.

- Coffee and ca...29th May 2015
- My daughter t...28th May 2015
- It'll never h...26th May 2015
- "Peter Kay's"...24th May 2015
- For Denis….23rd May 2015
- My wife was c...22nd May 2015
- The worst sor...17th May 2015
- Chuka chucks ...16th May 2015
- I never go to...15th May 2015
- 70th annivers...10th May 2015
- Tories win th...9th May 2015
- Look…..7th May 2015
- RIP Errol Bro...6th May 2015
- Isn't he drea...3rd May 2015
- All Hail The ...28th Apr 2015 prev next