Category Archives: Worlds Shortest Radio Show
50 Years of Radio 1.
This weekend sees the 50th anniversary of Radio 1. In its 1970s heyday it was huge, the only place where new records could be heard, so practically every teenager in the UK tuned in. DJs like Tony Blackburn, Noel Edmonds and Mike Read were proper supermarket-opening stars. But in 2017, I can’t imagine who listens […]

- Friday night ...13th Feb 2015
- The name of t...11th Feb 2015
- Another way o...10th Feb 2015
- Mike Leigh re...9th Feb 2015
- Maybe it's a ...8th Feb 2015
- Will they bla...7th Feb 2015
- The only ciga...6th Feb 2015
- Gary Glitter ...5th Feb 2015
- I should have...4th Feb 2015
- Don't worry. ...3rd Feb 2015
- RIP The real ...2nd Feb 2015
- The Curious I...1st Feb 2015
- What's your e...31st Jan 2015
- Why men are s...30th Jan 2015
- Don't you jus...29th Jan 2015 prev next
The Prince of Soho.
Soho came to a standstill yesterday for the funeral of Bernie Katz, the “Prince of Soho”. For more than twenty years, this tiny, flamboyant and hugely charismatic man was front of house at the Groucho Club. Bernie was perhaps the most recognisable character in a area chock-full of recognisable characters. And they all turned out […]

- Friday night ...13th Feb 2015
- The name of t...11th Feb 2015
- Another way o...10th Feb 2015
- Mike Leigh re...9th Feb 2015
- Maybe it's a ...8th Feb 2015
- Will they bla...7th Feb 2015
- The only ciga...6th Feb 2015
- Gary Glitter ...5th Feb 2015
- I should have...4th Feb 2015
- Don't worry. ...3rd Feb 2015
- RIP The real ...2nd Feb 2015
- The Curious I...1st Feb 2015
- What's your e...31st Jan 2015
- Why men are s...30th Jan 2015
- Don't you jus...29th Jan 2015 prev next
Result.
All football fans know the story of AFC Wimbledon. In 2002, Wimbledon FC was cynically re-located to Milton Keynes and renamed MK Dons to attract a larger fanbase. So fans of the original club decided to form a new team, holding trials on Wimbledon Common for anyone who wanted to play. They began in the […]

- Friday night ...13th Feb 2015
- The name of t...11th Feb 2015
- Another way o...10th Feb 2015
- Mike Leigh re...9th Feb 2015
- Maybe it's a ...8th Feb 2015
- Will they bla...7th Feb 2015
- The only ciga...6th Feb 2015
- Gary Glitter ...5th Feb 2015
- I should have...4th Feb 2015
- Don't worry. ...3rd Feb 2015
- RIP The real ...2nd Feb 2015
- The Curious I...1st Feb 2015
- What's your e...31st Jan 2015
- Why men are s...30th Jan 2015
- Don't you jus...29th Jan 2015 prev next
My favourite clergyman.
Is the Rev. Richard Coles, co-host of Radio 4’s Saturday Live and contestant in the new series of Strictly. No stranger to stardom, he was once one half of The Communards, and this was biggest-selling single of 1986. A few years ago, I used him as a voiceover because he sounds very similar to Stephen […]

- Friday night ...13th Feb 2015
- The name of t...11th Feb 2015
- Another way o...10th Feb 2015
- Mike Leigh re...9th Feb 2015
- Maybe it's a ...8th Feb 2015
- Will they bla...7th Feb 2015
- The only ciga...6th Feb 2015
- Gary Glitter ...5th Feb 2015
- I should have...4th Feb 2015
- Don't worry. ...3rd Feb 2015
- RIP The real ...2nd Feb 2015
- The Curious I...1st Feb 2015
- What's your e...31st Jan 2015
- Why men are s...30th Jan 2015
- Don't you jus...29th Jan 2015 prev next
School uniforms everywhere.
Kids are now back at school and I can’t help noticing that more of them seem to be in uniform than ever before. School uniform is now back in vogue because it gives pupils a sense of equality and identity. It removes worry about what to wear to school and the bullying of those whose […]

- Friday night ...13th Feb 2015
- The name of t...11th Feb 2015
- Another way o...10th Feb 2015
- Mike Leigh re...9th Feb 2015
- Maybe it's a ...8th Feb 2015
- Will they bla...7th Feb 2015
- The only ciga...6th Feb 2015
- Gary Glitter ...5th Feb 2015
- I should have...4th Feb 2015
- Don't worry. ...3rd Feb 2015
- RIP The real ...2nd Feb 2015
- The Curious I...1st Feb 2015
- What's your e...31st Jan 2015
- Why men are s...30th Jan 2015
- Don't you jus...29th Jan 2015 prev next
There’s nothing like a toupee
A comedy staple for as long as most of us can remember. Though not so much now. It’s quite rare to see a rug but the other day, I was sitting behind a man sporting a beauty. Not jet black and comically obvious, it was its near perfection that gave it away. It was authentically […]

- Friday night ...13th Feb 2015
- The name of t...11th Feb 2015
- Another way o...10th Feb 2015
- Mike Leigh re...9th Feb 2015
- Maybe it's a ...8th Feb 2015
- Will they bla...7th Feb 2015
- The only ciga...6th Feb 2015
- Gary Glitter ...5th Feb 2015
- I should have...4th Feb 2015
- Don't worry. ...3rd Feb 2015
- RIP The real ...2nd Feb 2015
- The Curious I...1st Feb 2015
- What's your e...31st Jan 2015
- Why men are s...30th Jan 2015
- Don't you jus...29th Jan 2015 prev next
The Graduate.
To my son’s graduation ceremony at University College London on Friday to see him wear a cap and gown and collect a degree in Classics from one of the finest universities in the world. So proud to have a son who’s a graduate though of course, I can’t see that word without thinking of Dustin […]

- Friday night ...13th Feb 2015
- The name of t...11th Feb 2015
- Another way o...10th Feb 2015
- Mike Leigh re...9th Feb 2015
- Maybe it's a ...8th Feb 2015
- Will they bla...7th Feb 2015
- The only ciga...6th Feb 2015
- Gary Glitter ...5th Feb 2015
- I should have...4th Feb 2015
- Don't worry. ...3rd Feb 2015
- RIP The real ...2nd Feb 2015
- The Curious I...1st Feb 2015
- What's your e...31st Jan 2015
- Why men are s...30th Jan 2015
- Don't you jus...29th Jan 2015 prev next
True story.
Today we commemorate 20th anniversary of the death of Princess Diana. I met her once in the late 80s. The Hammersmith Palais had been refurbished and re-launched as “Le Palais”. Bit glitzy, bit naff, so of course I was the DJ on the opening night. All proceeds were going to the Prince’s Trust so Charles […]

- Friday night ...13th Feb 2015
- The name of t...11th Feb 2015
- Another way o...10th Feb 2015
- Mike Leigh re...9th Feb 2015
- Maybe it's a ...8th Feb 2015
- Will they bla...7th Feb 2015
- The only ciga...6th Feb 2015
- Gary Glitter ...5th Feb 2015
- I should have...4th Feb 2015
- Don't worry. ...3rd Feb 2015
- RIP The real ...2nd Feb 2015
- The Curious I...1st Feb 2015
- What's your e...31st Jan 2015
- Why men are s...30th Jan 2015
- Don't you jus...29th Jan 2015 prev next
Would Robert Mitchum have gone to the Notting Hill Carnival?
If this calypso album he made back in 1957 is anything to go by, the answer is almost certainly yes.

- Friday night ...13th Feb 2015
- The name of t...11th Feb 2015
- Another way o...10th Feb 2015
- Mike Leigh re...9th Feb 2015
- Maybe it's a ...8th Feb 2015
- Will they bla...7th Feb 2015
- The only ciga...6th Feb 2015
- Gary Glitter ...5th Feb 2015
- I should have...4th Feb 2015
- Don't worry. ...3rd Feb 2015
- RIP The real ...2nd Feb 2015
- The Curious I...1st Feb 2015
- What's your e...31st Jan 2015
- Why men are s...30th Jan 2015
- Don't you jus...29th Jan 2015 prev next
I didn’t bring anything back.
I’ve just come back from Italy but without the once standard souvenir from a summer holiday in Europe. In the 70s and 80s, Brits would come back from their fortnight in the Med, nuts about a dreadful piece of Europop which would then be released over here. Una Paloma Blanca, D.I.S.C.O, Bimbo Jet and of […]

- Friday night ...13th Feb 2015
- The name of t...11th Feb 2015
- Another way o...10th Feb 2015
- Mike Leigh re...9th Feb 2015
- Maybe it's a ...8th Feb 2015
- Will they bla...7th Feb 2015
- The only ciga...6th Feb 2015
- Gary Glitter ...5th Feb 2015
- I should have...4th Feb 2015
- Don't worry. ...3rd Feb 2015
- RIP The real ...2nd Feb 2015
- The Curious I...1st Feb 2015
- What's your e...31st Jan 2015
- Why men are s...30th Jan 2015
- Don't you jus...29th Jan 2015 prev next