Category Archives: Worlds Shortest Radio Show
The greatest?
Last night, Floyd Mayweather stopped Conor McGregor in the 10th round of the richest fight ever. But it was dismissed as a farce because McGregor, despite being a phenomenal cage fighter, is not a professional boxer. But at least this was a proper boxing match. The bout in 1976 between Muhammad Ali and a Japanese […]

- There's nothi...6th Sep 2017
- The Graduate.3rd Sep 2017
- True story.31st Aug 2017
- Would Robert ...29th Aug 2017
- I didn't brin...28th Aug 2017
- The greatest?27th Aug 2017
- The death of ...20th Aug 2017
- Variety Club ...19th Aug 2017
- My cousin the...16th Aug 2017
- More than jus...9th Aug 2017
- Evelyn "Champ...6th Aug 2017
- My second fav...5th Aug 2017
- Very nearly a...3rd Aug 2017
- It's August.1st Aug 2017
- Stan.30th Jul 2017 prev next
The death of Elvis and the birth of nostalgia.
This week was the 40th anniversary of the death of Elvis Presley. An event that kicked off a vogue for nostalgia that has never gone away. In 1977, the original 50s teenagers were in their mid-thirties and ready to re-live their youth. The death of their idol created a full rock’n’roll revival. In 1977 far […]

- There's nothi...6th Sep 2017
- The Graduate.3rd Sep 2017
- True story.31st Aug 2017
- Would Robert ...29th Aug 2017
- I didn't brin...28th Aug 2017
- The greatest?27th Aug 2017
- The death of ...20th Aug 2017
- Variety Club ...19th Aug 2017
- My cousin the...16th Aug 2017
- More than jus...9th Aug 2017
- Evelyn "Champ...6th Aug 2017
- My second fav...5th Aug 2017
- Very nearly a...3rd Aug 2017
- It's August.1st Aug 2017
- Stan.30th Jul 2017 prev next
Variety Club Showbusiness Personality of the year 1975.
RIP Sir Bruce Forsyth who died yesterday aged 89. He enjoyed an astonishing career, typified by that mid-70s accolade. When I think of showbiz, I think of Bruce Forsyth. He was a proper all-round entertainer. He could sing, dance, act, tell jokes and was the greatest compere and game show host this country has ever […]

- There's nothi...6th Sep 2017
- The Graduate.3rd Sep 2017
- True story.31st Aug 2017
- Would Robert ...29th Aug 2017
- I didn't brin...28th Aug 2017
- The greatest?27th Aug 2017
- The death of ...20th Aug 2017
- Variety Club ...19th Aug 2017
- My cousin the...16th Aug 2017
- More than jus...9th Aug 2017
- Evelyn "Champ...6th Aug 2017
- My second fav...5th Aug 2017
- Very nearly a...3rd Aug 2017
- It's August.1st Aug 2017
- Stan.30th Jul 2017 prev next
My cousin the rock star.
This is him in the late 80s – Gary Strange (real name) – my first cousin. He’s the one in the pink jacket. His mum and my mum were sisters. We don’t look alike, maybe because his mother married a dapper little man called Les, whereas mine married a thick-set Irishman called Pat. I haven’t […]

- There's nothi...6th Sep 2017
- The Graduate.3rd Sep 2017
- True story.31st Aug 2017
- Would Robert ...29th Aug 2017
- I didn't brin...28th Aug 2017
- The greatest?27th Aug 2017
- The death of ...20th Aug 2017
- Variety Club ...19th Aug 2017
- My cousin the...16th Aug 2017
- More than jus...9th Aug 2017
- Evelyn "Champ...6th Aug 2017
- My second fav...5th Aug 2017
- Very nearly a...3rd Aug 2017
- It's August.1st Aug 2017
- Stan.30th Jul 2017 prev next
More than just a rhinestone cowboy.
The great Glen Campbell died yesterday. And I mean truly great. Yes, he was one of the world’s most popular singers but also one of its greatest guitarists. Long before he was a famous singer, Glen Campbell was a revered session guitarist. He played on countless American hit records, including practically everything The Beach Boys […]

- There's nothi...6th Sep 2017
- The Graduate.3rd Sep 2017
- True story.31st Aug 2017
- Would Robert ...29th Aug 2017
- I didn't brin...28th Aug 2017
- The greatest?27th Aug 2017
- The death of ...20th Aug 2017
- Variety Club ...19th Aug 2017
- My cousin the...16th Aug 2017
- More than jus...9th Aug 2017
- Evelyn "Champ...6th Aug 2017
- My second fav...5th Aug 2017
- Very nearly a...3rd Aug 2017
- It's August.1st Aug 2017
- Stan.30th Jul 2017 prev next
Evelyn “Champagne” King.
She hasn’t died and it isn’t her birthday but Evelyn “Champagne” King was a great example of the nonsensical nickname. Another was an American DJ called Boom Boom Brannigan and my all time favourite: a heavyweight boxer called Carl “The Truth” Williams. His contemporaries included “Iron” Mike Tyson and James “Bonecrusher” Smith. Those nicknames I […]

- There's nothi...6th Sep 2017
- The Graduate.3rd Sep 2017
- True story.31st Aug 2017
- Would Robert ...29th Aug 2017
- I didn't brin...28th Aug 2017
- The greatest?27th Aug 2017
- The death of ...20th Aug 2017
- Variety Club ...19th Aug 2017
- My cousin the...16th Aug 2017
- More than jus...9th Aug 2017
- Evelyn "Champ...6th Aug 2017
- My second fav...5th Aug 2017
- Very nearly a...3rd Aug 2017
- It's August.1st Aug 2017
- Stan.30th Jul 2017 prev next
My second favourite invention…
…is so simple it’s incredible that no-one’s thought of it before. If you’ve ever had to move a washing machine, you’ll know how difficult it is because of the heavy lump of concrete that has to weigh the machine down during its spin cycle. But now the concrete could soon be replaced by a light […]

- There's nothi...6th Sep 2017
- The Graduate.3rd Sep 2017
- True story.31st Aug 2017
- Would Robert ...29th Aug 2017
- I didn't brin...28th Aug 2017
- The greatest?27th Aug 2017
- The death of ...20th Aug 2017
- Variety Club ...19th Aug 2017
- My cousin the...16th Aug 2017
- More than jus...9th Aug 2017
- Evelyn "Champ...6th Aug 2017
- My second fav...5th Aug 2017
- Very nearly a...3rd Aug 2017
- It's August.1st Aug 2017
- Stan.30th Jul 2017 prev next
Very nearly an armful.
Yesterday I walked past the Blood Donor Centre near Oxford Circus, as I often do. But this time, I stopped, turned round and for the first time in about 25 years, I went in. For years, I was a regular, donating a pint of half-Irish B Negative in the hope that it might save someone’s […]

- There's nothi...6th Sep 2017
- The Graduate.3rd Sep 2017
- True story.31st Aug 2017
- Would Robert ...29th Aug 2017
- I didn't brin...28th Aug 2017
- The greatest?27th Aug 2017
- The death of ...20th Aug 2017
- Variety Club ...19th Aug 2017
- My cousin the...16th Aug 2017
- More than jus...9th Aug 2017
- Evelyn "Champ...6th Aug 2017
- My second fav...5th Aug 2017
- Very nearly a...3rd Aug 2017
- It's August.1st Aug 2017
- Stan.30th Jul 2017 prev next
It’s August.
No, not the date. But the man singing this summery but seldom-heard 80s gem. “Kid Creole”‘s real name is August Darnell. And if you knew that, you’re a wonderful thing, baby.

- There's nothi...6th Sep 2017
- The Graduate.3rd Sep 2017
- True story.31st Aug 2017
- Would Robert ...29th Aug 2017
- I didn't brin...28th Aug 2017
- The greatest?27th Aug 2017
- The death of ...20th Aug 2017
- Variety Club ...19th Aug 2017
- My cousin the...16th Aug 2017
- More than jus...9th Aug 2017
- Evelyn "Champ...6th Aug 2017
- My second fav...5th Aug 2017
- Very nearly a...3rd Aug 2017
- It's August.1st Aug 2017
- Stan.30th Jul 2017 prev next
Stan.
To Loftus Road for a benefit match for Stan Bowles, my boyhood hero and the greatest footballer ever to play for Queens Park Rangers. In the 1970s, we worshipped Stan Bowles but still only 68, he’s now in the cruel grip of severe dementia. So this pre-season friendly against Bournemouth was to raise money for […]

- There's nothi...6th Sep 2017
- The Graduate.3rd Sep 2017
- True story.31st Aug 2017
- Would Robert ...29th Aug 2017
- I didn't brin...28th Aug 2017
- The greatest?27th Aug 2017
- The death of ...20th Aug 2017
- Variety Club ...19th Aug 2017
- My cousin the...16th Aug 2017
- More than jus...9th Aug 2017
- Evelyn "Champ...6th Aug 2017
- My second fav...5th Aug 2017
- Very nearly a...3rd Aug 2017
- It's August.1st Aug 2017
- Stan.30th Jul 2017 prev next