Category Archives: Worlds Shortest Radio Show
I’m not supposed to say this, am I?
Especially on the first anniversary of his death but, well, I’ve never been a huge Prince fan. I thought he was fantastic – brilliant musician and an astonishing live performer. He was phenomenally talented but although I quite like a lot of his records, I’m not mad about any of them. I saw him at […]

- Coffee and ca...29th May 2015
- My daughter t...28th May 2015
- It'll never h...26th May 2015
- "Peter Kay's"...24th May 2015
- For Denis….23rd May 2015
- My wife was c...22nd May 2015
- The worst sor...17th May 2015
- Chuka chucks ...16th May 2015
- I never go to...15th May 2015
- 70th annivers...10th May 2015
- Tories win th...9th May 2015
- Look…..7th May 2015
- RIP Errol Bro...6th May 2015
- Isn't he drea...3rd May 2015
- All Hail The ...28th Apr 2015 prev next
If you think the music industry is cynical now…..
…….it was ever thus. In 1960, an American singer called Ray Peterson had a big US hit with Tell Laura I Love Her. Decca Records thought its tragic tale was in very poor taste, so they declined to release it in the UK. EMI had no such scruples. They found an unknown Welsh singer called […]

- Coffee and ca...29th May 2015
- My daughter t...28th May 2015
- It'll never h...26th May 2015
- "Peter Kay's"...24th May 2015
- For Denis….23rd May 2015
- My wife was c...22nd May 2015
- The worst sor...17th May 2015
- Chuka chucks ...16th May 2015
- I never go to...15th May 2015
- 70th annivers...10th May 2015
- Tories win th...9th May 2015
- Look…..7th May 2015
- RIP Errol Bro...6th May 2015
- Isn't he drea...3rd May 2015
- All Hail The ...28th Apr 2015 prev next
Snap election. Who gets the power?
Some tracks just pick themselves.

- Coffee and ca...29th May 2015
- My daughter t...28th May 2015
- It'll never h...26th May 2015
- "Peter Kay's"...24th May 2015
- For Denis….23rd May 2015
- My wife was c...22nd May 2015
- The worst sor...17th May 2015
- Chuka chucks ...16th May 2015
- I never go to...15th May 2015
- 70th annivers...10th May 2015
- Tories win th...9th May 2015
- Look…..7th May 2015
- RIP Errol Bro...6th May 2015
- Isn't he drea...3rd May 2015
- All Hail The ...28th Apr 2015 prev next
I’ll never be quite sure.
Around 1989, I went with my then girlfriend to see Diana Ross at Wembley Arena. It was very strange – an almost quasi-religious experience with Diana like some sort of deity who’d deigned descend amongst her adoring disciples. Her performance betrayed a person who’d become too accustomed to 25 global adulation, but one bit will […]

- Coffee and ca...29th May 2015
- My daughter t...28th May 2015
- It'll never h...26th May 2015
- "Peter Kay's"...24th May 2015
- For Denis….23rd May 2015
- My wife was c...22nd May 2015
- The worst sor...17th May 2015
- Chuka chucks ...16th May 2015
- I never go to...15th May 2015
- 70th annivers...10th May 2015
- Tories win th...9th May 2015
- Look…..7th May 2015
- RIP Errol Bro...6th May 2015
- Isn't he drea...3rd May 2015
- All Hail The ...28th Apr 2015 prev next
One more reason to love Brighton.
They now have a Premier League football team. Brighton’s 2-1 win over Wigan means they’ll be playing in the top flight next season. If I had to live outside the M25, I’d head for Brighton. I love its relaxed tolerant vibe, thriving gay community, countless artisan coffee shops and the fact that it has a […]

- Coffee and ca...29th May 2015
- My daughter t...28th May 2015
- It'll never h...26th May 2015
- "Peter Kay's"...24th May 2015
- For Denis….23rd May 2015
- My wife was c...22nd May 2015
- The worst sor...17th May 2015
- Chuka chucks ...16th May 2015
- I never go to...15th May 2015
- 70th annivers...10th May 2015
- Tories win th...9th May 2015
- Look…..7th May 2015
- RIP Errol Bro...6th May 2015
- Isn't he drea...3rd May 2015
- All Hail The ...28th Apr 2015 prev next
Withnail & I
The cult film was released 30 years ago and I have an odd thing in common with Richard E Grant who, of course, played Withnail. We share a deep love of Christmas pudding. Like me, he apparently stocks up with a few while they’re in the shops, so he can enjoy them throughout the year. […]

- Coffee and ca...29th May 2015
- My daughter t...28th May 2015
- It'll never h...26th May 2015
- "Peter Kay's"...24th May 2015
- For Denis….23rd May 2015
- My wife was c...22nd May 2015
- The worst sor...17th May 2015
- Chuka chucks ...16th May 2015
- I never go to...15th May 2015
- 70th annivers...10th May 2015
- Tories win th...9th May 2015
- Look…..7th May 2015
- RIP Errol Bro...6th May 2015
- Isn't he drea...3rd May 2015
- All Hail The ...28th Apr 2015 prev next
First I’d plunge the club into darkness….
Then I’d put this on. Fifteen seconds in, when he says “Thunderbirds are go!” I’d bring on the the swirling multicoloured lights, strobes and boom – the dance floor would fill and we were away. This was the typically low-key way I’d begin my DJ set when this record was a hit. And now I […]

- Coffee and ca...29th May 2015
- My daughter t...28th May 2015
- It'll never h...26th May 2015
- "Peter Kay's"...24th May 2015
- For Denis….23rd May 2015
- My wife was c...22nd May 2015
- The worst sor...17th May 2015
- Chuka chucks ...16th May 2015
- I never go to...15th May 2015
- 70th annivers...10th May 2015
- Tories win th...9th May 2015
- Look…..7th May 2015
- RIP Errol Bro...6th May 2015
- Isn't he drea...3rd May 2015
- All Hail The ...28th Apr 2015 prev next
Why it was wrong to pretend to be sad.
Good Friday was always the most miserable day in the Catholic calendar. Around Kilburn and Cricklewood in the 1970s, any display of happiness was, quite literally, frowned upon. This was the day that Jesus was allegedly crucified, so sad faces were compulsory. Except that it was all a charade. We knew perfectly well that two […]

- Coffee and ca...29th May 2015
- My daughter t...28th May 2015
- It'll never h...26th May 2015
- "Peter Kay's"...24th May 2015
- For Denis….23rd May 2015
- My wife was c...22nd May 2015
- The worst sor...17th May 2015
- Chuka chucks ...16th May 2015
- I never go to...15th May 2015
- 70th annivers...10th May 2015
- Tories win th...9th May 2015
- Look…..7th May 2015
- RIP Errol Bro...6th May 2015
- Isn't he drea...3rd May 2015
- All Hail The ...28th Apr 2015 prev next
I joined Gary Kemp’s new band.
My friend Bertie Miller cycles a few laps of Regents Park every Friday morning with a band of like-minded enthisiasts including Gary Kemp. He invited me to join them and, since the sun had got its hat on this morning, I did. I soon discovered that the sun wasn’t the only one with its hat […]

- Coffee and ca...29th May 2015
- My daughter t...28th May 2015
- It'll never h...26th May 2015
- "Peter Kay's"...24th May 2015
- For Denis….23rd May 2015
- My wife was c...22nd May 2015
- The worst sor...17th May 2015
- Chuka chucks ...16th May 2015
- I never go to...15th May 2015
- 70th annivers...10th May 2015
- Tories win th...9th May 2015
- Look…..7th May 2015
- RIP Errol Bro...6th May 2015
- Isn't he drea...3rd May 2015
- All Hail The ...28th Apr 2015 prev next
Darc Days.
RIP Darcus Howe. The legendary firebrand and black rights activist was a brave and principled man. He wasn’t the most agreeable character but then he’d never have achieved so much if he were. In the 70s and 80s there was nasty and often violent tension between the police and the black community. I witnessed it […]

- Coffee and ca...29th May 2015
- My daughter t...28th May 2015
- It'll never h...26th May 2015
- "Peter Kay's"...24th May 2015
- For Denis….23rd May 2015
- My wife was c...22nd May 2015
- The worst sor...17th May 2015
- Chuka chucks ...16th May 2015
- I never go to...15th May 2015
- 70th annivers...10th May 2015
- Tories win th...9th May 2015
- Look…..7th May 2015
- RIP Errol Bro...6th May 2015
- Isn't he drea...3rd May 2015
- All Hail The ...28th Apr 2015 prev next