Category Archives: Worlds Shortest Radio Show
We’ve now officially brought up two children.
The elder is in his final year at UCL and living in Camden. The younger has just gone off to Cambridge. And after twenty odd years of bringing up, it suddenly feels a bit weird. Still, I’m free. To do what I want. Any old time. Whenever I feel like it, I can now go […]

- Uncle Jim.25th Jan 2019
- It Ain't Half...20th Jan 2019
- Brian and Bri...13th Jan 2019
- Ten years on ...7th Jan 2019
- New Year's Re...6th Jan 2019
- Famous. Thoug...4th Jan 2019
- The ever decr...1st Jan 2019
- The Argos Cat...24th Dec 2018
- The one thing...23rd Dec 2018
- Paul Jeffreys...21st Dec 2018
- Shaun Keaveny...14th Dec 2018
- What do they ...8th Dec 2018
- "I'm a QPR fa...4th Dec 2018
- Moneybox with...1st Dec 2018
- Theresa May a...26th Nov 2018 prev next
Have they finished yet?
I’m talking about the Paralympics. Okay, I’ll admit it – the whole concept makes me feel slightly uncomfortable. Firstly, what constitutes “disabled”? How disabled do the athletes have to be? How do we know it’s a fair and level playing field? And Channel 4’s descriptor of the athletes – “The Superhumans”. Whilst their levels of […]

- Uncle Jim.25th Jan 2019
- It Ain't Half...20th Jan 2019
- Brian and Bri...13th Jan 2019
- Ten years on ...7th Jan 2019
- New Year's Re...6th Jan 2019
- Famous. Thoug...4th Jan 2019
- The ever decr...1st Jan 2019
- The Argos Cat...24th Dec 2018
- The one thing...23rd Dec 2018
- Paul Jeffreys...21st Dec 2018
- Shaun Keaveny...14th Dec 2018
- What do they ...8th Dec 2018
- "I'm a QPR fa...4th Dec 2018
- Moneybox with...1st Dec 2018
- Theresa May a...26th Nov 2018 prev next
Oh Lucky Man.
I went with my friend Brian Jones to see Hunter Davies giving a talk about – what else – The Beatles. In 1967, as a young journalist with The Sunday Times, Hunter was commissioned to write their authorised biography. And he’s earned a handsome living from this association ever since. He was granted unfettered access […]

- Uncle Jim.25th Jan 2019
- It Ain't Half...20th Jan 2019
- Brian and Bri...13th Jan 2019
- Ten years on ...7th Jan 2019
- New Year's Re...6th Jan 2019
- Famous. Thoug...4th Jan 2019
- The ever decr...1st Jan 2019
- The Argos Cat...24th Dec 2018
- The one thing...23rd Dec 2018
- Paul Jeffreys...21st Dec 2018
- Shaun Keaveny...14th Dec 2018
- What do they ...8th Dec 2018
- "I'm a QPR fa...4th Dec 2018
- Moneybox with...1st Dec 2018
- Theresa May a...26th Nov 2018 prev next
The tube was unusually empty this morning.
Is it a national holiday because it’s my 20th wedding anniversary? Or is it simply because everyone knew it was going to be 31 degrees today which is almost unheard of for mid-September? Almost but not quite. The weather was just as beautiful in Islington 20 years ago when I married my current wife. Whatever […]

- Uncle Jim.25th Jan 2019
- It Ain't Half...20th Jan 2019
- Brian and Bri...13th Jan 2019
- Ten years on ...7th Jan 2019
- New Year's Re...6th Jan 2019
- Famous. Thoug...4th Jan 2019
- The ever decr...1st Jan 2019
- The Argos Cat...24th Dec 2018
- The one thing...23rd Dec 2018
- Paul Jeffreys...21st Dec 2018
- Shaun Keaveny...14th Dec 2018
- What do they ...8th Dec 2018
- "I'm a QPR fa...4th Dec 2018
- Moneybox with...1st Dec 2018
- Theresa May a...26th Nov 2018 prev next
My stag night.
Was exactly 20 years ago. And it was far from traditional. No paintballing, no pub crawl, no weekend in Estonia, enjoying cheap vodka and even cheaper prostitutes. Nothing. Within a year of meeting my then girlfriend, we’d had a baby. Six months later we bought a wreck of a house and a year after that, […]

- Uncle Jim.25th Jan 2019
- It Ain't Half...20th Jan 2019
- Brian and Bri...13th Jan 2019
- Ten years on ...7th Jan 2019
- New Year's Re...6th Jan 2019
- Famous. Thoug...4th Jan 2019
- The ever decr...1st Jan 2019
- The Argos Cat...24th Dec 2018
- The one thing...23rd Dec 2018
- Paul Jeffreys...21st Dec 2018
- Shaun Keaveny...14th Dec 2018
- What do they ...8th Dec 2018
- "I'm a QPR fa...4th Dec 2018
- Moneybox with...1st Dec 2018
- Theresa May a...26th Nov 2018 prev next
White man with dreadlocks.
I’ve only met two and I’m a big admirer of both. One is Victor Lewis-Smith and the other is Gordon Mac. I went along to my friend John Quinn’s big birthday bash last night and Gordon was behind the decks. South London soulboy turned successful entrepreneur, Gordon founded Kiss FM and it’s hard to think […]

- Uncle Jim.25th Jan 2019
- It Ain't Half...20th Jan 2019
- Brian and Bri...13th Jan 2019
- Ten years on ...7th Jan 2019
- New Year's Re...6th Jan 2019
- Famous. Thoug...4th Jan 2019
- The ever decr...1st Jan 2019
- The Argos Cat...24th Dec 2018
- The one thing...23rd Dec 2018
- Paul Jeffreys...21st Dec 2018
- Shaun Keaveny...14th Dec 2018
- What do they ...8th Dec 2018
- "I'm a QPR fa...4th Dec 2018
- Moneybox with...1st Dec 2018
- Theresa May a...26th Nov 2018 prev next
Madness in mourning.
Jamaican ska pioneer Prince Buster died on Thursday aged 78, and I imagine Suggsy and co have all respectfully removed their pork pie hats, acknowledging the depth of their debt to him. They named their band after one of his hits and their own first hit, The Prince, was a paean to Prince Buster. Their […]

- Uncle Jim.25th Jan 2019
- It Ain't Half...20th Jan 2019
- Brian and Bri...13th Jan 2019
- Ten years on ...7th Jan 2019
- New Year's Re...6th Jan 2019
- Famous. Thoug...4th Jan 2019
- The ever decr...1st Jan 2019
- The Argos Cat...24th Dec 2018
- The one thing...23rd Dec 2018
- Paul Jeffreys...21st Dec 2018
- Shaun Keaveny...14th Dec 2018
- What do they ...8th Dec 2018
- "I'm a QPR fa...4th Dec 2018
- Moneybox with...1st Dec 2018
- Theresa May a...26th Nov 2018 prev next
Showbusiness for Ugly people.
Is a famously apt description for politics, and never more so than today. First we had Ann Widdecombe making a fool of herself on Strictly, and now we have Ed Balls doing the same. Ann Widdecombe can almost be forgiven. She and her views have always been, shall we say, “eccentric” but Balls touted himself […]

- Uncle Jim.25th Jan 2019
- It Ain't Half...20th Jan 2019
- Brian and Bri...13th Jan 2019
- Ten years on ...7th Jan 2019
- New Year's Re...6th Jan 2019
- Famous. Thoug...4th Jan 2019
- The ever decr...1st Jan 2019
- The Argos Cat...24th Dec 2018
- The one thing...23rd Dec 2018
- Paul Jeffreys...21st Dec 2018
- Shaun Keaveny...14th Dec 2018
- What do they ...8th Dec 2018
- "I'm a QPR fa...4th Dec 2018
- Moneybox with...1st Dec 2018
- Theresa May a...26th Nov 2018 prev next
RIP Willy Wonka.
The great Gene Wilder died yesterday. One of the world’s finest comic actors, he will always be remembered as the eponymous Willy in the great children’s classic. Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory was not a huge hit when it came out, but later releases on video and DVD have ensured that it continues to […]

- Uncle Jim.25th Jan 2019
- It Ain't Half...20th Jan 2019
- Brian and Bri...13th Jan 2019
- Ten years on ...7th Jan 2019
- New Year's Re...6th Jan 2019
- Famous. Thoug...4th Jan 2019
- The ever decr...1st Jan 2019
- The Argos Cat...24th Dec 2018
- The one thing...23rd Dec 2018
- Paul Jeffreys...21st Dec 2018
- Shaun Keaveny...14th Dec 2018
- What do they ...8th Dec 2018
- "I'm a QPR fa...4th Dec 2018
- Moneybox with...1st Dec 2018
- Theresa May a...26th Nov 2018 prev next
Berlin. At last.
I finally find myself in the capital of Germany. I’ve wanted to come here since before the wall came down. In fact, I’ve been fascinated by Berlin since Bowie came here in the late 70s to jump start his creative batteries and record three great albums. So I’m going to hang out at clubs like […]

- Uncle Jim.25th Jan 2019
- It Ain't Half...20th Jan 2019
- Brian and Bri...13th Jan 2019
- Ten years on ...7th Jan 2019
- New Year's Re...6th Jan 2019
- Famous. Thoug...4th Jan 2019
- The ever decr...1st Jan 2019
- The Argos Cat...24th Dec 2018
- The one thing...23rd Dec 2018
- Paul Jeffreys...21st Dec 2018
- Shaun Keaveny...14th Dec 2018
- What do they ...8th Dec 2018
- "I'm a QPR fa...4th Dec 2018
- Moneybox with...1st Dec 2018
- Theresa May a...26th Nov 2018 prev next