Category Archives: Worlds Shortest Radio Show
I think I might have grown up.
My 21 year old son is away at the moment, but he left me a Father’s Day card and gift in a Jiffy bag that said “Not to be opened until Sunday”. And it wasn’t. Even a few years ago, this would have been impossible. I’d have opened it – or impelled by childish curiosity […]

- No, no, I've ...16th Feb 2014
- Fed up with e...15th Feb 2014
- Ladies and ge...14th Feb 2014
- Why McCartney...13th Feb 2014
- Glorious love...12th Feb 2014
- The greatest ...11th Feb 2014
- Don't you hat...10th Feb 2014
- Knitting need...9th Feb 2014
- People from L...8th Feb 2014
- "Working in a...7th Feb 2014
- It's a nation...6th Feb 2014
- My mum worked...5th Feb 2014
- Yes, yes, we ...4th Feb 2014
- Whispering Bo...3rd Feb 2014
- The thing abo...2nd Feb 2014 prev next
When I’m Seventy-four.
Happy Birthday to Sir Paul McCartney, 74 today. Yes, his voice has gone, he should really give up the live performing, his hair is strange shade of mauve and, for perhaps the greatest star the pop world has ever produced, he’s still irritatingly down-to-earth and faux-ordinary. But as a bone fide musical genius, he’s still […]

- No, no, I've ...16th Feb 2014
- Fed up with e...15th Feb 2014
- Ladies and ge...14th Feb 2014
- Why McCartney...13th Feb 2014
- Glorious love...12th Feb 2014
- The greatest ...11th Feb 2014
- Don't you hat...10th Feb 2014
- Knitting need...9th Feb 2014
- People from L...8th Feb 2014
- "Working in a...7th Feb 2014
- It's a nation...6th Feb 2014
- My mum worked...5th Feb 2014
- Yes, yes, we ...4th Feb 2014
- Whispering Bo...3rd Feb 2014
- The thing abo...2nd Feb 2014 prev next
From priceless to worthless.
A free copy of the NME was thrust into my hand today. This tacky little freesheet was once the greatest music paper in the land. Its writers included Tony Parsons, Julie Burchill and Danny Baker. I was a great fan of Baker’s singles reviews. Years later I became a fan of his radio show, got […]

- No, no, I've ...16th Feb 2014
- Fed up with e...15th Feb 2014
- Ladies and ge...14th Feb 2014
- Why McCartney...13th Feb 2014
- Glorious love...12th Feb 2014
- The greatest ...11th Feb 2014
- Don't you hat...10th Feb 2014
- Knitting need...9th Feb 2014
- People from L...8th Feb 2014
- "Working in a...7th Feb 2014
- It's a nation...6th Feb 2014
- My mum worked...5th Feb 2014
- Yes, yes, we ...4th Feb 2014
- Whispering Bo...3rd Feb 2014
- The thing abo...2nd Feb 2014 prev next
I didn’t stay for the vigil last night.
I was in Soho yesterday evening as the crowds converged on Old Compton Street to commemorate the 49 people shot dead by a crazed gunman at a gay nightclub in Florida. My friend Tom said come along but I’m not gay and somehow felt I hadn’t earned the right to be there. I never had […]

- No, no, I've ...16th Feb 2014
- Fed up with e...15th Feb 2014
- Ladies and ge...14th Feb 2014
- Why McCartney...13th Feb 2014
- Glorious love...12th Feb 2014
- The greatest ...11th Feb 2014
- Don't you hat...10th Feb 2014
- Knitting need...9th Feb 2014
- People from L...8th Feb 2014
- "Working in a...7th Feb 2014
- It's a nation...6th Feb 2014
- My mum worked...5th Feb 2014
- Yes, yes, we ...4th Feb 2014
- Whispering Bo...3rd Feb 2014
- The thing abo...2nd Feb 2014 prev next
We have to stay in Europe.
Not the European Union but Euro 2016. See what I did there? Oldest trick in the copywriter’s book. Let your headline suggest you’re talking about one thing, before revealing that you’re talking about something else. We should have beaten Russia 3-0 last night, we were by far the better side. But by conceding a goal […]

- No, no, I've ...16th Feb 2014
- Fed up with e...15th Feb 2014
- Ladies and ge...14th Feb 2014
- Why McCartney...13th Feb 2014
- Glorious love...12th Feb 2014
- The greatest ...11th Feb 2014
- Don't you hat...10th Feb 2014
- Knitting need...9th Feb 2014
- People from L...8th Feb 2014
- "Working in a...7th Feb 2014
- It's a nation...6th Feb 2014
- My mum worked...5th Feb 2014
- Yes, yes, we ...4th Feb 2014
- Whispering Bo...3rd Feb 2014
- The thing abo...2nd Feb 2014 prev next
Arise, Sir Roderick.
Congratulations to Rod Stewart, whose knighthood was announced this morning in the Queen’s Birthday Honours List. I’ve been a fan for as long as I can remember. He is, and always has been a brilliant performer and a gifted though sometimes underrated songwriter. In the late 1970s, he became an object of derision for the […]

- No, no, I've ...16th Feb 2014
- Fed up with e...15th Feb 2014
- Ladies and ge...14th Feb 2014
- Why McCartney...13th Feb 2014
- Glorious love...12th Feb 2014
- The greatest ...11th Feb 2014
- Don't you hat...10th Feb 2014
- Knitting need...9th Feb 2014
- People from L...8th Feb 2014
- "Working in a...7th Feb 2014
- It's a nation...6th Feb 2014
- My mum worked...5th Feb 2014
- Yes, yes, we ...4th Feb 2014
- Whispering Bo...3rd Feb 2014
- The thing abo...2nd Feb 2014 prev next
The (sort of) forgotten Bowie album.
Not that it’s obscure. Pin Ups topped the UK album charts in 1973. That iconic sleeve featuring Bowie and Twiggy has not been forgotten but its contents largely have. Maybe because it was a rather pointless collection of 60s covers, not that different from the originals. They seemed like “oldies” at the time even though […]

- No, no, I've ...16th Feb 2014
- Fed up with e...15th Feb 2014
- Ladies and ge...14th Feb 2014
- Why McCartney...13th Feb 2014
- Glorious love...12th Feb 2014
- The greatest ...11th Feb 2014
- Don't you hat...10th Feb 2014
- Knitting need...9th Feb 2014
- People from L...8th Feb 2014
- "Working in a...7th Feb 2014
- It's a nation...6th Feb 2014
- My mum worked...5th Feb 2014
- Yes, yes, we ...4th Feb 2014
- Whispering Bo...3rd Feb 2014
- The thing abo...2nd Feb 2014 prev next
It’s all gone a bit Y2K.
Remember the great Millennium Bug scare of 1999? As the clock struck midnight on New Year’s Eve, we were told, a virus known as the Y2K bug would cause untold damage all the computers on the planet and global catastrophe would ensue. Billions of pounds were spent to combat this Armageddon but in the event, […]

- No, no, I've ...16th Feb 2014
- Fed up with e...15th Feb 2014
- Ladies and ge...14th Feb 2014
- Why McCartney...13th Feb 2014
- Glorious love...12th Feb 2014
- The greatest ...11th Feb 2014
- Don't you hat...10th Feb 2014
- Knitting need...9th Feb 2014
- People from L...8th Feb 2014
- "Working in a...7th Feb 2014
- It's a nation...6th Feb 2014
- My mum worked...5th Feb 2014
- Yes, yes, we ...4th Feb 2014
- Whispering Bo...3rd Feb 2014
- The thing abo...2nd Feb 2014 prev next
No, I’d never heard of him either.
But my friend Steve Furst recommended a documentary on Radio 4 called The Tale of Jimmy Scott. I cannot re-recommend it enough. Extraordinary man, extraordinary voice and an utterly extraordinary story. I won’t spoil it for you. It’s on the BBC iPlayer so just sit back and listen to it. And if Steve hasn’t already […]

- No, no, I've ...16th Feb 2014
- Fed up with e...15th Feb 2014
- Ladies and ge...14th Feb 2014
- Why McCartney...13th Feb 2014
- Glorious love...12th Feb 2014
- The greatest ...11th Feb 2014
- Don't you hat...10th Feb 2014
- Knitting need...9th Feb 2014
- People from L...8th Feb 2014
- "Working in a...7th Feb 2014
- It's a nation...6th Feb 2014
- My mum worked...5th Feb 2014
- Yes, yes, we ...4th Feb 2014
- Whispering Bo...3rd Feb 2014
- The thing abo...2nd Feb 2014 prev next
A man, two decks and a microphone.
If you grew up in London in the 70s and 80s, you grew up listening to Roger Scott. His afternoon show on Capital was radio at its best and most basic. A knowledgable, intelligent and laconically articulate presenter who chose all his own records and just played them. I’m not alone in considering him the […]

- No, no, I've ...16th Feb 2014
- Fed up with e...15th Feb 2014
- Ladies and ge...14th Feb 2014
- Why McCartney...13th Feb 2014
- Glorious love...12th Feb 2014
- The greatest ...11th Feb 2014
- Don't you hat...10th Feb 2014
- Knitting need...9th Feb 2014
- People from L...8th Feb 2014
- "Working in a...7th Feb 2014
- It's a nation...6th Feb 2014
- My mum worked...5th Feb 2014
- Yes, yes, we ...4th Feb 2014
- Whispering Bo...3rd Feb 2014
- The thing abo...2nd Feb 2014 prev next