Category Archives: Worlds Shortest Radio Show
The card that heralds the arrival of Christmas….
…arrived this morning. From Christopher Biggins and his partner Neil, featuring the pair of them in festive garb. Biggins is one of the funniest, most generous people I know. He’s also a very fine actor but years ago decided to take a more light-hearted approach to his career because “It’s so much more fun, darling”. […]

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- It's never go...16th Oct 2018
- The not so Ro...15th Oct 2018
- Yesterday was...14th Oct 2018
- I had to turn...13th Oct 2018
- Whatever happ...11th Oct 2018
- I've been dri...9th Oct 2018
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Adele.
Physically big, vocally immense. An astonishingly talented home-grown artist, still in her twenties, who writes and performs poignant songs about the heart-wrenching loss of love. And whose unpolished speaking voice belies the delicate beauty of her singing. I can’t be the only one to have noticed the remarkable similarity between now and thirty years ago.

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- Hopefully, th...23rd Oct 2018
- More innocent...22nd Oct 2018
- Nick Clegg jo...21st Oct 2018
- The Northern ...19th Oct 2018
- There are two...18th Oct 2018
- Canada legali...17th Oct 2018
- It's never go...16th Oct 2018
- The not so Ro...15th Oct 2018
- Yesterday was...14th Oct 2018
- I had to turn...13th Oct 2018
- Whatever happ...11th Oct 2018
- I've been dri...9th Oct 2018
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RIP Mike Allen.
Mike Allen passed away yesterday. Great broadcaster and early champion of of hip-hop. His show on Capital was essential listening for fans of the genre. Though at the time, it did seem quite odd. Mike Allen was a middle-aged, middle-of-the road mainstream radio presenter. Then suddenly he was the UK’s leading electro and rap DJ […]

- I've quit my ...24th Oct 2018
- Hopefully, th...23rd Oct 2018
- More innocent...22nd Oct 2018
- Nick Clegg jo...21st Oct 2018
- The Northern ...19th Oct 2018
- There are two...18th Oct 2018
- Canada legali...17th Oct 2018
- It's never go...16th Oct 2018
- The not so Ro...15th Oct 2018
- Yesterday was...14th Oct 2018
- I had to turn...13th Oct 2018
- Whatever happ...11th Oct 2018
- I've been dri...9th Oct 2018
- National Poet...7th Oct 2018
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Leicester City. Top of the Premier League.
Two points clear after fifteen games, and that is a truly remarkable achievement. After looking like dead certs for relegation last season, they’re supposed to be at the bottom of the table not the top. Especially as Claudio Ranieri, their barely English-speaking manager, was viewed by many as a dithering old fool. Leicester don’t have […]

- I've quit my ...24th Oct 2018
- Hopefully, th...23rd Oct 2018
- More innocent...22nd Oct 2018
- Nick Clegg jo...21st Oct 2018
- The Northern ...19th Oct 2018
- There are two...18th Oct 2018
- Canada legali...17th Oct 2018
- It's never go...16th Oct 2018
- The not so Ro...15th Oct 2018
- Yesterday was...14th Oct 2018
- I had to turn...13th Oct 2018
- Whatever happ...11th Oct 2018
- I've been dri...9th Oct 2018
- National Poet...7th Oct 2018
- Always know w...24th Sep 2018 prev next
George Harrison invents the British hippie.
He probably didn’t mean to but that’s what happened after the release of Rubber Soul, probably my favourite Beatles album, 50 years ago yesterday. This track is one of the most influential pieces of popular music ever recorded, being the first to feature a sitar. George Harrison played it and that sound quickly came to […]

- I've quit my ...24th Oct 2018
- Hopefully, th...23rd Oct 2018
- More innocent...22nd Oct 2018
- Nick Clegg jo...21st Oct 2018
- The Northern ...19th Oct 2018
- There are two...18th Oct 2018
- Canada legali...17th Oct 2018
- It's never go...16th Oct 2018
- The not so Ro...15th Oct 2018
- Yesterday was...14th Oct 2018
- I had to turn...13th Oct 2018
- Whatever happ...11th Oct 2018
- I've been dri...9th Oct 2018
- National Poet...7th Oct 2018
- Always know w...24th Sep 2018 prev next
Britain wins the Davis Cup.
For the first time since 1936. Like most people, I’ve always been vaguely aware of the Davis Cup. I know it’s a tennis tournament but because Britain have been so unsuccessful in it, I’ve never been quite sure what it was. But yesterday, we won it. Or rather, Andy Murray won it for us. It’s […]

- I've quit my ...24th Oct 2018
- Hopefully, th...23rd Oct 2018
- More innocent...22nd Oct 2018
- Nick Clegg jo...21st Oct 2018
- The Northern ...19th Oct 2018
- There are two...18th Oct 2018
- Canada legali...17th Oct 2018
- It's never go...16th Oct 2018
- The not so Ro...15th Oct 2018
- Yesterday was...14th Oct 2018
- I had to turn...13th Oct 2018
- Whatever happ...11th Oct 2018
- I've been dri...9th Oct 2018
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It’s his real name.
Congratulations to Tyson Fury for outpointing veteran champ Wladimir Klitschko to win the World Heavyweight Title. It’s a magnificent achievement but with a name like Tyson Fury he could only ever have been a boxer. Professor Tyson Fury, Fr. Tyson Fury or Tyson Fury MP somehow don’t look right. But by becoming World Heavyweight Champion, […]

- I've quit my ...24th Oct 2018
- Hopefully, th...23rd Oct 2018
- More innocent...22nd Oct 2018
- Nick Clegg jo...21st Oct 2018
- The Northern ...19th Oct 2018
- There are two...18th Oct 2018
- Canada legali...17th Oct 2018
- It's never go...16th Oct 2018
- The not so Ro...15th Oct 2018
- Yesterday was...14th Oct 2018
- I had to turn...13th Oct 2018
- Whatever happ...11th Oct 2018
- I've been dri...9th Oct 2018
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The magic of the air guitar.
I don’t do very much for charity so when I was asked by the wonderful people at Passion Pictures to host a charity pop quiz, guilt, conscience – whatever you want to call it – impelled me to say yes. I had only one stipulation. Could they please get some of those plastic inflatable guitars […]

- I've quit my ...24th Oct 2018
- Hopefully, th...23rd Oct 2018
- More innocent...22nd Oct 2018
- Nick Clegg jo...21st Oct 2018
- The Northern ...19th Oct 2018
- There are two...18th Oct 2018
- Canada legali...17th Oct 2018
- It's never go...16th Oct 2018
- The not so Ro...15th Oct 2018
- Yesterday was...14th Oct 2018
- I had to turn...13th Oct 2018
- Whatever happ...11th Oct 2018
- I've been dri...9th Oct 2018
- National Poet...7th Oct 2018
- Always know w...24th Sep 2018 prev next
“Our Tune” for the middle classes.
I’m a big fan of Soul Music on Radio 4 where people explain their emotional connection to a particular piece of music. It can be fascinating but now and again, it descends into mawkishness. This week’s piece of music was Mr. Blue Sky. But as soon as a forlorn and dignified woman mentioned her husband […]

- I've quit my ...24th Oct 2018
- Hopefully, th...23rd Oct 2018
- More innocent...22nd Oct 2018
- Nick Clegg jo...21st Oct 2018
- The Northern ...19th Oct 2018
- There are two...18th Oct 2018
- Canada legali...17th Oct 2018
- It's never go...16th Oct 2018
- The not so Ro...15th Oct 2018
- Yesterday was...14th Oct 2018
- I had to turn...13th Oct 2018
- Whatever happ...11th Oct 2018
- I've been dri...9th Oct 2018
- National Poet...7th Oct 2018
- Always know w...24th Sep 2018 prev next
The lady in the van
I went to see it last night. At the Camden Town Odeon obviously because it’s round the corner from Alan Bennett’s house where The Lady parked her van from around 1975 till about 1990. I worked round there in the 80s and often used to see her in Fine Fare in Camden High Street, behaving […]

- I've quit my ...24th Oct 2018
- Hopefully, th...23rd Oct 2018
- More innocent...22nd Oct 2018
- Nick Clegg jo...21st Oct 2018
- The Northern ...19th Oct 2018
- There are two...18th Oct 2018
- Canada legali...17th Oct 2018
- It's never go...16th Oct 2018
- The not so Ro...15th Oct 2018
- Yesterday was...14th Oct 2018
- I had to turn...13th Oct 2018
- Whatever happ...11th Oct 2018
- I've been dri...9th Oct 2018
- National Poet...7th Oct 2018
- Always know w...24th Sep 2018 prev next