Category Archives: Worlds Shortest Radio Show
Elton John and Vladimir Putin.
Sir Elton wants to have a meeting with Putin to discuss the Russian president’s disgraceful record on gay rights. I think this would be a very good idea. The two men have much in common. One of them is globally famous, was once married to a woman and is now a gay icon. The other […]

- Columbia Road...7th May 2017
- I suppose it'...6th May 2017
- The local cou...5th May 2017
- The Duke of E...4th May 2017
- I always thou...3rd May 2017
- Another four ...2nd May 2017
- The sport to ...30th Apr 2017
- Quick drink w...28th Apr 2017
- The only thin...26th Apr 2017
- You know you'...22nd Apr 2017
- I'm not suppo...21st Apr 2017
- If you think ...20th Apr 2017
- Snap election...19th Apr 2017
- I'll never be...18th Apr 2017
- One more reas...17th Apr 2017 prev next
Happy Birthday to Tom Hardy.
37 today. He’s the man of the moment with his astonishing performance(s) as both Ronnie and Reggie Kray in the hit film Legend. This is, of course, the second biopic about the Kray twins. In the early 90s, The Krays starred Gary Kemp as Ronnie and Martin Kemp as Reggie. Tom Hardy now makes Gary […]

- Columbia Road...7th May 2017
- I suppose it'...6th May 2017
- The local cou...5th May 2017
- The Duke of E...4th May 2017
- I always thou...3rd May 2017
- Another four ...2nd May 2017
- The sport to ...30th Apr 2017
- Quick drink w...28th Apr 2017
- The only thin...26th Apr 2017
- You know you'...22nd Apr 2017
- I'm not suppo...21st Apr 2017
- If you think ...20th Apr 2017
- Snap election...19th Apr 2017
- I'll never be...18th Apr 2017
- One more reas...17th Apr 2017 prev next
The day the music died.
This clip is uploaded from time to time by Facebookers, saluting two of the greatest stars of the 20th century, singing together at the height of their fame. But in 1960, it was viewed rather differently. This was Elvis’s first big TV appearance after coming out of the army. His millions of fans, who’d waited […]

- Columbia Road...7th May 2017
- I suppose it'...6th May 2017
- The local cou...5th May 2017
- The Duke of E...4th May 2017
- I always thou...3rd May 2017
- Another four ...2nd May 2017
- The sport to ...30th Apr 2017
- Quick drink w...28th Apr 2017
- The only thin...26th Apr 2017
- You know you'...22nd Apr 2017
- I'm not suppo...21st Apr 2017
- If you think ...20th Apr 2017
- Snap election...19th Apr 2017
- I'll never be...18th Apr 2017
- One more reas...17th Apr 2017 prev next
Jeremy Corbyn elected leader of the Labour Party.
On the one hand, this is great. Voters now have a genuine alternative to the bland, centrist politicians who have dominated British politics for the last twenty years. Labour has returned to its roots. On the other hand, it’s not so great. A healthy democracy needs a strong, credible opposition to hold the government to […]

- Columbia Road...7th May 2017
- I suppose it'...6th May 2017
- The local cou...5th May 2017
- The Duke of E...4th May 2017
- I always thou...3rd May 2017
- Another four ...2nd May 2017
- The sport to ...30th Apr 2017
- Quick drink w...28th Apr 2017
- The only thin...26th Apr 2017
- You know you'...22nd Apr 2017
- I'm not suppo...21st Apr 2017
- If you think ...20th Apr 2017
- Snap election...19th Apr 2017
- I'll never be...18th Apr 2017
- One more reas...17th Apr 2017 prev next
An extraordinary record.
This week, Queen Elizabeth II celebrated her 23,227th day on the throne and surpassed Queen Victoria to become Britain’s longest reigning monarch. I’m no flag waving Royalist but I do like the Queen. For more than 63 years, she’s served her country with distinction, discretion and dedication to duty. In that time, she has also […]

- Columbia Road...7th May 2017
- I suppose it'...6th May 2017
- The local cou...5th May 2017
- The Duke of E...4th May 2017
- I always thou...3rd May 2017
- Another four ...2nd May 2017
- The sport to ...30th Apr 2017
- Quick drink w...28th Apr 2017
- The only thin...26th Apr 2017
- You know you'...22nd Apr 2017
- I'm not suppo...21st Apr 2017
- If you think ...20th Apr 2017
- Snap election...19th Apr 2017
- I'll never be...18th Apr 2017
- One more reas...17th Apr 2017 prev next
Bye Bye, Botney?
Let’s hope so. Botney is, of course, Alan Yentob. Private Eye gave him this nickname – Yentob backwards – and it’s wonderfully disrespectful to one so pompous. Once controller of BBC1, Botney has somehow re-invented himself as a presenter of arts programmes, as well as being the BBC’s “Creative Director”. He was also Chairman of […]

- Columbia Road...7th May 2017
- I suppose it'...6th May 2017
- The local cou...5th May 2017
- The Duke of E...4th May 2017
- I always thou...3rd May 2017
- Another four ...2nd May 2017
- The sport to ...30th Apr 2017
- Quick drink w...28th Apr 2017
- The only thin...26th Apr 2017
- You know you'...22nd Apr 2017
- I'm not suppo...21st Apr 2017
- If you think ...20th Apr 2017
- Snap election...19th Apr 2017
- I'll never be...18th Apr 2017
- One more reas...17th Apr 2017 prev next
And talking of The Specials…
We all know that their first hit, Gangsters, was basically the same tune as Prince Buster’s Al Capone. But what about their first No.1 hit, Too Much Too Young? What was that based on? Have a listen to this.

- Columbia Road...7th May 2017
- I suppose it'...6th May 2017
- The local cou...5th May 2017
- The Duke of E...4th May 2017
- I always thou...3rd May 2017
- Another four ...2nd May 2017
- The sport to ...30th Apr 2017
- Quick drink w...28th Apr 2017
- The only thin...26th Apr 2017
- You know you'...22nd Apr 2017
- I'm not suppo...21st Apr 2017
- If you think ...20th Apr 2017
- Snap election...19th Apr 2017
- I'll never be...18th Apr 2017
- One more reas...17th Apr 2017 prev next
Blow, Mr. Rico, Blow!
Sadly, Mr. Rico will blow no more. Rico Rodriguez died yesterday. He was a hugely influential figure in popular music, playing trombone on countless reggae and ska records and helping to define a whole genre. After years blowing away in the background, Rico found fame with The Specials and practically invented 2-Tone. But his musical […]

- Columbia Road...7th May 2017
- I suppose it'...6th May 2017
- The local cou...5th May 2017
- The Duke of E...4th May 2017
- I always thou...3rd May 2017
- Another four ...2nd May 2017
- The sport to ...30th Apr 2017
- Quick drink w...28th Apr 2017
- The only thin...26th Apr 2017
- You know you'...22nd Apr 2017
- I'm not suppo...21st Apr 2017
- If you think ...20th Apr 2017
- Snap election...19th Apr 2017
- I'll never be...18th Apr 2017
- One more reas...17th Apr 2017 prev next
Peter Kay as Danny Baker’s dad?
Cradle To Grave started on BBC2 last night, a funny, sharply-written sitcom based on Danny Baker’s memoirs, starring Peter Kay as Fred, Danny’s dad. My wife was Danny Baker’s agent so I knew Danny and his family quite well. I met Fred many times and cannot stress enough how unlike Peter Kay he was. Fred […]

- Columbia Road...7th May 2017
- I suppose it'...6th May 2017
- The local cou...5th May 2017
- The Duke of E...4th May 2017
- I always thou...3rd May 2017
- Another four ...2nd May 2017
- The sport to ...30th Apr 2017
- Quick drink w...28th Apr 2017
- The only thin...26th Apr 2017
- You know you'...22nd Apr 2017
- I'm not suppo...21st Apr 2017
- If you think ...20th Apr 2017
- Snap election...19th Apr 2017
- I'll never be...18th Apr 2017
- One more reas...17th Apr 2017 prev next
I’m not saying he didn’t do anything.
Of course he did. John “Jellybean” Benitez, a former New York DJ, produced this great but half-forgotten 80s dance tune. But it seemed unusual at the time for producers to take top billing above singers and musicians. However this caught on and Jellybean paved the way for the likes of Fatboy Slim and Calvin Harris […]

- Columbia Road...7th May 2017
- I suppose it'...6th May 2017
- The local cou...5th May 2017
- The Duke of E...4th May 2017
- I always thou...3rd May 2017
- Another four ...2nd May 2017
- The sport to ...30th Apr 2017
- Quick drink w...28th Apr 2017
- The only thin...26th Apr 2017
- You know you'...22nd Apr 2017
- I'm not suppo...21st Apr 2017
- If you think ...20th Apr 2017
- Snap election...19th Apr 2017
- I'll never be...18th Apr 2017
- One more reas...17th Apr 2017 prev next