Category Archives: Worlds Shortest Radio Show
Will they blame Thatcher?
I don’t really like, understand or follow rugby but even I know that England scored a famous victory over Wales last night in the opening game of the Six Nations. Wales once dominated British rugby because all the Welsh pit villages and collieries had very strong teams. Young players would come through those ranks and […]

- The New Roman...5th Aug 2016
- I met him onc...3rd Aug 2016
- Fifty years a...31st Jul 2016
- One of my fav...30th Jul 2016
- Owen Smith ha...28th Jul 2016
- Why aren't "t...27th Jul 2016
- Russian athle...25th Jul 2016
- The sound of ...24th Jul 2016
- Sam the Sham?22nd Jul 2016
- This isn't ju...20th Jul 2016
- The only bit ...15th Jul 2016
- We have a new...13th Jul 2016
- I'll tell you...11th Jul 2016
- It's my birth...3rd Jul 2016
- Just looking ...2nd Jul 2016 prev next
The only cigarette lighter I’ve ever owned.
It’s the original cover of Bob Marley & The Wailers’ Catch a Fire. It looks like a Zippo lighter and, hinged and riveted, it opens like one too. Only the very early copies had this cover and I bought it with a record token I’d received for my birthday. I only bought the record for […]

- The New Roman...5th Aug 2016
- I met him onc...3rd Aug 2016
- Fifty years a...31st Jul 2016
- One of my fav...30th Jul 2016
- Owen Smith ha...28th Jul 2016
- Why aren't "t...27th Jul 2016
- Russian athle...25th Jul 2016
- The sound of ...24th Jul 2016
- Sam the Sham?22nd Jul 2016
- This isn't ju...20th Jul 2016
- The only bit ...15th Jul 2016
- We have a new...13th Jul 2016
- I'll tell you...11th Jul 2016
- It's my birth...3rd Jul 2016
- Just looking ...2nd Jul 2016 prev next
Gary Glitter guilty.
We all know what he’s been found guilty of and the verdict came as no surprise. Because of the vile nature of his crimes, his records are no longer played on the radio and he himself has been airbrushed out of pop history. So it’s easy to forget what a huge star he was. Gary […]

- The New Roman...5th Aug 2016
- I met him onc...3rd Aug 2016
- Fifty years a...31st Jul 2016
- One of my fav...30th Jul 2016
- Owen Smith ha...28th Jul 2016
- Why aren't "t...27th Jul 2016
- Russian athle...25th Jul 2016
- The sound of ...24th Jul 2016
- Sam the Sham?22nd Jul 2016
- This isn't ju...20th Jul 2016
- The only bit ...15th Jul 2016
- We have a new...13th Jul 2016
- I'll tell you...11th Jul 2016
- It's my birth...3rd Jul 2016
- Just looking ...2nd Jul 2016 prev next
I should have copied Mick not Mark.
When I was about six, I had to pick a football team. And round our way, nobody knew more about football than my friend Micky Farmer and his brother Mark. Mick remains Arsenal’s most avid fan but Mark was equally devoted to QPR. Mark was older and wiser. QPR had Rodney Marsh and were (just […]

- The New Roman...5th Aug 2016
- I met him onc...3rd Aug 2016
- Fifty years a...31st Jul 2016
- One of my fav...30th Jul 2016
- Owen Smith ha...28th Jul 2016
- Why aren't "t...27th Jul 2016
- Russian athle...25th Jul 2016
- The sound of ...24th Jul 2016
- Sam the Sham?22nd Jul 2016
- This isn't ju...20th Jul 2016
- The only bit ...15th Jul 2016
- We have a new...13th Jul 2016
- I'll tell you...11th Jul 2016
- It's my birth...3rd Jul 2016
- Just looking ...2nd Jul 2016 prev next
Don’t worry. It’s not a Christmas song.
Playing Christmas songs at any time of year other than the first 25 days of December is one of life’s great taboos. On a par with incest or wearing Crimplene slacks. But this song, though always associated with Christmas, is simply about snow. And since there was a light dusting of snow across North London […]

- The New Roman...5th Aug 2016
- I met him onc...3rd Aug 2016
- Fifty years a...31st Jul 2016
- One of my fav...30th Jul 2016
- Owen Smith ha...28th Jul 2016
- Why aren't "t...27th Jul 2016
- Russian athle...25th Jul 2016
- The sound of ...24th Jul 2016
- Sam the Sham?22nd Jul 2016
- This isn't ju...20th Jul 2016
- The only bit ...15th Jul 2016
- We have a new...13th Jul 2016
- I'll tell you...11th Jul 2016
- It's my birth...3rd Jul 2016
- Just looking ...2nd Jul 2016 prev next
RIP The real Mick Jagger.
I’m talking about Don Covay who passed away on Friday. You may not have heard of him but Mick certainly had. If you ever wondered how a middle-class white boy from Kent ended up sounding like a black American from South Carolina, just listen to this. Don Covay was not a big star but was […]

- The New Roman...5th Aug 2016
- I met him onc...3rd Aug 2016
- Fifty years a...31st Jul 2016
- One of my fav...30th Jul 2016
- Owen Smith ha...28th Jul 2016
- Why aren't "t...27th Jul 2016
- Russian athle...25th Jul 2016
- The sound of ...24th Jul 2016
- Sam the Sham?22nd Jul 2016
- This isn't ju...20th Jul 2016
- The only bit ...15th Jul 2016
- We have a new...13th Jul 2016
- I'll tell you...11th Jul 2016
- It's my birth...3rd Jul 2016
- Just looking ...2nd Jul 2016 prev next
The Curious Incident of the dog and the night time.
Brilliant and truly original book about a boy with Asperger’s Syndrome which I never thought would adapt to the stage. But I went to see it with my daughter last night and it’s magnificent – faultless in every detail. Every detail except one. Two of the characters live in Willesden. They talk about Chapter Road […]

- The New Roman...5th Aug 2016
- I met him onc...3rd Aug 2016
- Fifty years a...31st Jul 2016
- One of my fav...30th Jul 2016
- Owen Smith ha...28th Jul 2016
- Why aren't "t...27th Jul 2016
- Russian athle...25th Jul 2016
- The sound of ...24th Jul 2016
- Sam the Sham?22nd Jul 2016
- This isn't ju...20th Jul 2016
- The only bit ...15th Jul 2016
- We have a new...13th Jul 2016
- I'll tell you...11th Jul 2016
- It's my birth...3rd Jul 2016
- Just looking ...2nd Jul 2016 prev next
What’s your earliest memory of Top of the Pops?
This is mine. With three older sisters and a pop-mad babysitter called Pam who came round every Thursday, I was into The Beatles and The Stones when the other kids at infant school were still watching Sooty & Sweep. Only Eugene O’Hara shared my precocious obsession and we had to wait years for the rest […]

- The New Roman...5th Aug 2016
- I met him onc...3rd Aug 2016
- Fifty years a...31st Jul 2016
- One of my fav...30th Jul 2016
- Owen Smith ha...28th Jul 2016
- Why aren't "t...27th Jul 2016
- Russian athle...25th Jul 2016
- The sound of ...24th Jul 2016
- Sam the Sham?22nd Jul 2016
- This isn't ju...20th Jul 2016
- The only bit ...15th Jul 2016
- We have a new...13th Jul 2016
- I'll tell you...11th Jul 2016
- It's my birth...3rd Jul 2016
- Just looking ...2nd Jul 2016 prev next
Why men are softer than women.
Controversial view that will be immediately challenged by the “All men are bastards” brigade but it’s based on one undeniable fact. The vast majority of yearning love songs are written by men about women. Many by men whose hearts have been broken by women. Even those sung by women about men were often written to […]

- The New Roman...5th Aug 2016
- I met him onc...3rd Aug 2016
- Fifty years a...31st Jul 2016
- One of my fav...30th Jul 2016
- Owen Smith ha...28th Jul 2016
- Why aren't "t...27th Jul 2016
- Russian athle...25th Jul 2016
- The sound of ...24th Jul 2016
- Sam the Sham?22nd Jul 2016
- This isn't ju...20th Jul 2016
- The only bit ...15th Jul 2016
- We have a new...13th Jul 2016
- I'll tell you...11th Jul 2016
- It's my birth...3rd Jul 2016
- Just looking ...2nd Jul 2016 prev next
Don’t you just love shazam?
You hear a track, you don’t what it is or who it’s by, so you hold your phone to the speaker and the Shazam app tells you. Shazam is one of the many marvels of the modern world that I cannot begin to understand. As I get older, I expect to be increasingly baffled by […]

- The New Roman...5th Aug 2016
- I met him onc...3rd Aug 2016
- Fifty years a...31st Jul 2016
- One of my fav...30th Jul 2016
- Owen Smith ha...28th Jul 2016
- Why aren't "t...27th Jul 2016
- Russian athle...25th Jul 2016
- The sound of ...24th Jul 2016
- Sam the Sham?22nd Jul 2016
- This isn't ju...20th Jul 2016
- The only bit ...15th Jul 2016
- We have a new...13th Jul 2016
- I'll tell you...11th Jul 2016
- It's my birth...3rd Jul 2016
- Just looking ...2nd Jul 2016 prev next