Category Archives: Worlds Shortest Radio Show
The Black Album.
One of the best bits of “Boyhood” is when Ethan Hawke’s character makes his son a CD which he calls The Black Album – a compilation of tracks by John, Paul, George and Ringo post-Beatles. This morning, myself and four like-minded anoraks have been compiling our own Black Albums and debating which tracks should be […]

- She's a night...4th Nov 2016
- Birmingham.3rd Nov 2016
- There goes th...2nd Nov 2016
- If only.1st Nov 2016
- Halloween.31st Oct 2016
- Make plans to...30th Oct 2016
- Upsetting the...29th Oct 2016
- Bye-de-bye.28th Oct 2016
- Goodbye, Sips...26th Oct 2016
- The one Tom C...23rd Oct 2016
- RIP Dave Cash.22nd Oct 2016
- Reginald.21st Oct 2016
- Beyond parody.19th Oct 2016
- Kim and Melan...16th Oct 2016
- Peanuts.15th Oct 2016 prev next
The second friday of five.
August 2014 is a very unusual month. It contains five weekends: five Fridays, five Saturdays and five Sundays. This hasn’t happened for more than 800 years and it will be another 800 years before it happens again. So in celebration of the number five, it seems only right to revive the work of Five Star. […]

- She's a night...4th Nov 2016
- Birmingham.3rd Nov 2016
- There goes th...2nd Nov 2016
- If only.1st Nov 2016
- Halloween.31st Oct 2016
- Make plans to...30th Oct 2016
- Upsetting the...29th Oct 2016
- Bye-de-bye.28th Oct 2016
- Goodbye, Sips...26th Oct 2016
- The one Tom C...23rd Oct 2016
- RIP Dave Cash.22nd Oct 2016
- Reginald.21st Oct 2016
- Beyond parody.19th Oct 2016
- Kim and Melan...16th Oct 2016
- Peanuts.15th Oct 2016 prev next
The day the prime minister came to my house.
A couple of years ago, I had to pick my daughter up from a party. She came out with three other girls and I agreed to drop them all off home. I dropped one in Islington and the next day, I notice she’s left her purse in the car. My daughter texts her and the […]

- She's a night...4th Nov 2016
- Birmingham.3rd Nov 2016
- There goes th...2nd Nov 2016
- If only.1st Nov 2016
- Halloween.31st Oct 2016
- Make plans to...30th Oct 2016
- Upsetting the...29th Oct 2016
- Bye-de-bye.28th Oct 2016
- Goodbye, Sips...26th Oct 2016
- The one Tom C...23rd Oct 2016
- RIP Dave Cash.22nd Oct 2016
- Reginald.21st Oct 2016
- Beyond parody.19th Oct 2016
- Kim and Melan...16th Oct 2016
- Peanuts.15th Oct 2016 prev next
100 years since the start of the First World War.
And commemorations are everywhere. If I’m honest, I’m finding the BBC’s Great Warfest – an opportunistic theme park of death and suffering – just a little distasteful. Countless songs have been written about the evil futility of war and this one is perennially powerful. Written about Vietnam, of course, but its sentiments can be applied […]

- She's a night...4th Nov 2016
- Birmingham.3rd Nov 2016
- There goes th...2nd Nov 2016
- If only.1st Nov 2016
- Halloween.31st Oct 2016
- Make plans to...30th Oct 2016
- Upsetting the...29th Oct 2016
- Bye-de-bye.28th Oct 2016
- Goodbye, Sips...26th Oct 2016
- The one Tom C...23rd Oct 2016
- RIP Dave Cash.22nd Oct 2016
- Reginald.21st Oct 2016
- Beyond parody.19th Oct 2016
- Kim and Melan...16th Oct 2016
- Peanuts.15th Oct 2016 prev next
I went to see Boyhood last night.
It’s amazing. If you don’t already know, it was shot over a period of twelve years using the same actors, so we see them actually age during the course of the film. The actor who plays the central character, whose boyhood we follow, is six when the film begins and eighteen when it ends. It’s […]

- She's a night...4th Nov 2016
- Birmingham.3rd Nov 2016
- There goes th...2nd Nov 2016
- If only.1st Nov 2016
- Halloween.31st Oct 2016
- Make plans to...30th Oct 2016
- Upsetting the...29th Oct 2016
- Bye-de-bye.28th Oct 2016
- Goodbye, Sips...26th Oct 2016
- The one Tom C...23rd Oct 2016
- RIP Dave Cash.22nd Oct 2016
- Reginald.21st Oct 2016
- Beyond parody.19th Oct 2016
- Kim and Melan...16th Oct 2016
- Peanuts.15th Oct 2016 prev next
RIP Mike Smith.
One of the most adroit broadcasters this country ever produced has died, aged just 59. In the 1980s, Mike Smith was everywhere. Star Breakfast Show DJ at Capital Radio, quickly poached by Radio 1 where he went on to present their Breakfast Show too, plus a whole host of TV shows including Live Aid. In […]

- She's a night...4th Nov 2016
- Birmingham.3rd Nov 2016
- There goes th...2nd Nov 2016
- If only.1st Nov 2016
- Halloween.31st Oct 2016
- Make plans to...30th Oct 2016
- Upsetting the...29th Oct 2016
- Bye-de-bye.28th Oct 2016
- Goodbye, Sips...26th Oct 2016
- The one Tom C...23rd Oct 2016
- RIP Dave Cash.22nd Oct 2016
- Reginald.21st Oct 2016
- Beyond parody.19th Oct 2016
- Kim and Melan...16th Oct 2016
- Peanuts.15th Oct 2016 prev next
To Paul Conway’s wedding reception.
Paul’s the most laid-back person I know. He left school and worked in the City. Probably because it was the first job he found but then discovered that his calm couldn’t-give-a-toss attitude made him a brilliant money broker. Never motivated by money, he ironically amassed a small fortune, then jacked it all in at 28 […]

- She's a night...4th Nov 2016
- Birmingham.3rd Nov 2016
- There goes th...2nd Nov 2016
- If only.1st Nov 2016
- Halloween.31st Oct 2016
- Make plans to...30th Oct 2016
- Upsetting the...29th Oct 2016
- Bye-de-bye.28th Oct 2016
- Goodbye, Sips...26th Oct 2016
- The one Tom C...23rd Oct 2016
- RIP Dave Cash.22nd Oct 2016
- Reginald.21st Oct 2016
- Beyond parody.19th Oct 2016
- Kim and Melan...16th Oct 2016
- Peanuts.15th Oct 2016 prev next
One of the great things about hot weather….
….is British Gas reporting a sharp drop in profits. Hooray! This means people aren’t being forced to spend their money on heating and can use it instead for more frivolous pursuits. Making life, ironically, a “gas”. I recall seeing this version of Life’s a Gas as child and thinking that Marc and Cilla made a […]

- She's a night...4th Nov 2016
- Birmingham.3rd Nov 2016
- There goes th...2nd Nov 2016
- If only.1st Nov 2016
- Halloween.31st Oct 2016
- Make plans to...30th Oct 2016
- Upsetting the...29th Oct 2016
- Bye-de-bye.28th Oct 2016
- Goodbye, Sips...26th Oct 2016
- The one Tom C...23rd Oct 2016
- RIP Dave Cash.22nd Oct 2016
- Reginald.21st Oct 2016
- Beyond parody.19th Oct 2016
- Kim and Melan...16th Oct 2016
- Peanuts.15th Oct 2016 prev next
Enjoy this song while you can.
Because sooner or later, it’ll get banned from the airwaves for the recklessness of its lyrics. Namely “Have a drink, have a drive” and “Do a ton or a ton and twenty-five”. But they were written in a very different era. Back then, people weren’t quite so judgemental about drunken drivers doing 125 mph. Or […]

- She's a night...4th Nov 2016
- Birmingham.3rd Nov 2016
- There goes th...2nd Nov 2016
- If only.1st Nov 2016
- Halloween.31st Oct 2016
- Make plans to...30th Oct 2016
- Upsetting the...29th Oct 2016
- Bye-de-bye.28th Oct 2016
- Goodbye, Sips...26th Oct 2016
- The one Tom C...23rd Oct 2016
- RIP Dave Cash.22nd Oct 2016
- Reginald.21st Oct 2016
- Beyond parody.19th Oct 2016
- Kim and Melan...16th Oct 2016
- Peanuts.15th Oct 2016 prev next
Written about New York…
…but it could just as easily have been about London. I’ve always loved this record. It sounds as though it was written on the fifth floor of an outdoor fire escape, way above the gritty streets below. On a hot night like tonight, you can almost feel the urban heat it gives off. It’s put […]

- She's a night...4th Nov 2016
- Birmingham.3rd Nov 2016
- There goes th...2nd Nov 2016
- If only.1st Nov 2016
- Halloween.31st Oct 2016
- Make plans to...30th Oct 2016
- Upsetting the...29th Oct 2016
- Bye-de-bye.28th Oct 2016
- Goodbye, Sips...26th Oct 2016
- The one Tom C...23rd Oct 2016
- RIP Dave Cash.22nd Oct 2016
- Reginald.21st Oct 2016
- Beyond parody.19th Oct 2016
- Kim and Melan...16th Oct 2016
- Peanuts.15th Oct 2016 prev next