Category Archives: Worlds Shortest Radio Show
This morning our hearts go out to Bob Geldof.
As he grieves for his daughter Peaches who died yesterday. Geldof is famously difficult and irascible but a magnificent human being who has done so much for his fellow man. Yet he’s suffered so much in his personal life. There can be no greater tragedy than the death of a son or daughter and it’s […]

- 45 years.1st Sep 2015
- Ivan the terr...31st Aug 2015
- Ronnie and Re...30th Aug 2015
- Shock News! W...29th Aug 2015
- You only have...28th Aug 2015
- My wife bough...26th Aug 2015
- Hotlegs? One...23rd Aug 2015
- Happy Birthda...19th Aug 2015
- Why Andy Burn...17th Aug 2015
- What is it wi...16th Aug 2015
- I hate you, B...14th Aug 2015
- Sara Cox pres...13th Aug 2015
- Billy, Ronnie...12th Aug 2015
- Corbynmania.10th Aug 2015
- Whatever happ...9th Aug 2015 prev next
I wonder if “Joe Whiley” would have been as successful.
Who knows? But we do know that Jo Whiley has been incredibly fortunate. Never the most brilliant of broadcasters, she is nonetheless still enjoying a long and lucrative career on national radio. Cynics suggest that it’s simply because the BBC are desperate to have more female voices on air. The same sly whispers are now […]

- 45 years.1st Sep 2015
- Ivan the terr...31st Aug 2015
- Ronnie and Re...30th Aug 2015
- Shock News! W...29th Aug 2015
- You only have...28th Aug 2015
- My wife bough...26th Aug 2015
- Hotlegs? One...23rd Aug 2015
- Happy Birthda...19th Aug 2015
- Why Andy Burn...17th Aug 2015
- What is it wi...16th Aug 2015
- I hate you, B...14th Aug 2015
- Sara Cox pres...13th Aug 2015
- Billy, Ronnie...12th Aug 2015
- Corbynmania.10th Aug 2015
- Whatever happ...9th Aug 2015 prev next
We can all remember the first 7″ single we bought. But what about the last?
This was mine. The last of literally thousands. By the mid-90s, my favourite format was being phased out in favour of the CD. Yet with their awkward plastic cases and cold digital clarity, CDs were initially a huge flop. They seemed set to go the same way as 8-tracks and Betamax until Gerald Kaufman MP […]

- 45 years.1st Sep 2015
- Ivan the terr...31st Aug 2015
- Ronnie and Re...30th Aug 2015
- Shock News! W...29th Aug 2015
- You only have...28th Aug 2015
- My wife bough...26th Aug 2015
- Hotlegs? One...23rd Aug 2015
- Happy Birthda...19th Aug 2015
- Why Andy Burn...17th Aug 2015
- What is it wi...16th Aug 2015
- I hate you, B...14th Aug 2015
- Sara Cox pres...13th Aug 2015
- Billy, Ronnie...12th Aug 2015
- Corbynmania.10th Aug 2015
- Whatever happ...9th Aug 2015 prev next
Ever wondered why this song still sounds so good?
It was just the theme to a second-rate, instantly forgettable movie sung by a band with a silly, gimmicky name. Ah, but it was written and produced by Norman Whitfield. This man had been Motown’s most innovative producer in the 60s and 70s but he was notoriously difficult. By 1975, was out of work and […]

- 45 years.1st Sep 2015
- Ivan the terr...31st Aug 2015
- Ronnie and Re...30th Aug 2015
- Shock News! W...29th Aug 2015
- You only have...28th Aug 2015
- My wife bough...26th Aug 2015
- Hotlegs? One...23rd Aug 2015
- Happy Birthda...19th Aug 2015
- Why Andy Burn...17th Aug 2015
- What is it wi...16th Aug 2015
- I hate you, B...14th Aug 2015
- Sara Cox pres...13th Aug 2015
- Billy, Ronnie...12th Aug 2015
- Corbynmania.10th Aug 2015
- Whatever happ...9th Aug 2015 prev next
Two things to remember about BBC weather forecasts.
One: They always lead with the forecast for Western Scotland and Northern Ireland, even though it only affects a tiny minority of the population. The huge majority in the South-East have to wait because heaven forfend the BBC should be accused of a “London bias”. Two: The reality is seldom as bad as the forecast. […]

- 45 years.1st Sep 2015
- Ivan the terr...31st Aug 2015
- Ronnie and Re...30th Aug 2015
- Shock News! W...29th Aug 2015
- You only have...28th Aug 2015
- My wife bough...26th Aug 2015
- Hotlegs? One...23rd Aug 2015
- Happy Birthda...19th Aug 2015
- Why Andy Burn...17th Aug 2015
- What is it wi...16th Aug 2015
- I hate you, B...14th Aug 2015
- Sara Cox pres...13th Aug 2015
- Billy, Ronnie...12th Aug 2015
- Corbynmania.10th Aug 2015
- Whatever happ...9th Aug 2015 prev next
“Make love to me”???
I’m assuming that, fifty years ago, this meant exactly what it means today. In which case, it was a very saucy proposition. Especially coming from the famously pure and chaste Doris Day who celebrates her 90th birthday today. Despite the squeaky clean aura which she always managed to maintain, Doris has led the sort of […]

- 45 years.1st Sep 2015
- Ivan the terr...31st Aug 2015
- Ronnie and Re...30th Aug 2015
- Shock News! W...29th Aug 2015
- You only have...28th Aug 2015
- My wife bough...26th Aug 2015
- Hotlegs? One...23rd Aug 2015
- Happy Birthda...19th Aug 2015
- Why Andy Burn...17th Aug 2015
- What is it wi...16th Aug 2015
- I hate you, B...14th Aug 2015
- Sara Cox pres...13th Aug 2015
- Billy, Ronnie...12th Aug 2015
- Corbynmania.10th Aug 2015
- Whatever happ...9th Aug 2015 prev next
Sometimes it’s good to try things you hate.
I generally don’t like gloomy French films with sub-titles. As old Steptoe once said, “I don’t go to the pictures to read” but I found myself at a screening of Asghar Farhadi’s latest film “The Past” and I feared the worst. Sure enough, it was a depressing tale about the emotional pain wrought by complex […]

- 45 years.1st Sep 2015
- Ivan the terr...31st Aug 2015
- Ronnie and Re...30th Aug 2015
- Shock News! W...29th Aug 2015
- You only have...28th Aug 2015
- My wife bough...26th Aug 2015
- Hotlegs? One...23rd Aug 2015
- Happy Birthda...19th Aug 2015
- Why Andy Burn...17th Aug 2015
- What is it wi...16th Aug 2015
- I hate you, B...14th Aug 2015
- Sara Cox pres...13th Aug 2015
- Billy, Ronnie...12th Aug 2015
- Corbynmania.10th Aug 2015
- Whatever happ...9th Aug 2015 prev next
The perfect parable for April Fool’s Day
In the late 80s, a lot of musical snobbery was directed at Stock Aitken & Waterman. They were derided for their phenomenal success in producing hits for the likes of Rick Astley, Kylie Minogue and Jason Donovan. Real soul fans loathed what they regarded as this plastic, manufactured pop. But they adored “obscure” old American […]

- 45 years.1st Sep 2015
- Ivan the terr...31st Aug 2015
- Ronnie and Re...30th Aug 2015
- Shock News! W...29th Aug 2015
- You only have...28th Aug 2015
- My wife bough...26th Aug 2015
- Hotlegs? One...23rd Aug 2015
- Happy Birthda...19th Aug 2015
- Why Andy Burn...17th Aug 2015
- What is it wi...16th Aug 2015
- I hate you, B...14th Aug 2015
- Sara Cox pres...13th Aug 2015
- Billy, Ronnie...12th Aug 2015
- Corbynmania.10th Aug 2015
- Whatever happ...9th Aug 2015 prev next
Britain’s first gay marriages took place over weekend.
Fantastic. But I do hope that all those happy couples who tied the knot this weekend remember how vital Tom Robinson was to that happiness. He’s always been a hero of mine. As a musician, broadcaster but most of all, as a courageous campaigner for gay rights. In 1978, Britain was not as tolerant of […]

- 45 years.1st Sep 2015
- Ivan the terr...31st Aug 2015
- Ronnie and Re...30th Aug 2015
- Shock News! W...29th Aug 2015
- You only have...28th Aug 2015
- My wife bough...26th Aug 2015
- Hotlegs? One...23rd Aug 2015
- Happy Birthda...19th Aug 2015
- Why Andy Burn...17th Aug 2015
- What is it wi...16th Aug 2015
- I hate you, B...14th Aug 2015
- Sara Cox pres...13th Aug 2015
- Billy, Ronnie...12th Aug 2015
- Corbynmania.10th Aug 2015
- Whatever happ...9th Aug 2015 prev next
At last, I’ve found a way of listening to this tune.
You’ll be familiar with Seal’s vocal version of this. Over-familiar. In fact, you probably never want to hear it again as long as you live. That’s because when it was released in the mid-90s, it was instantly seized upon by every bland, pre-programmed AOR radio station in the country and played over and over and […]

- 45 years.1st Sep 2015
- Ivan the terr...31st Aug 2015
- Ronnie and Re...30th Aug 2015
- Shock News! W...29th Aug 2015
- You only have...28th Aug 2015
- My wife bough...26th Aug 2015
- Hotlegs? One...23rd Aug 2015
- Happy Birthda...19th Aug 2015
- Why Andy Burn...17th Aug 2015
- What is it wi...16th Aug 2015
- I hate you, B...14th Aug 2015
- Sara Cox pres...13th Aug 2015
- Billy, Ronnie...12th Aug 2015
- Corbynmania.10th Aug 2015
- Whatever happ...9th Aug 2015 prev next