Category Archives: Worlds Shortest Radio Show
This morning our hearts go out to Bob Geldof.
As he grieves for his daughter Peaches who died yesterday. Geldof is famously difficult and irascible but a magnificent human being who has done so much for his fellow man. Yet he’s suffered so much in his personal life. There can be no greater tragedy than the death of a son or daughter and it’s […]

- New York? Ye...4th May 2014
- Happy Birthda...3rd May 2014
- I don't like ...2nd May 2014
- RIP Bob Hoski...30th Apr 2014
- The one good ...30th Apr 2014
- At least nine...29th Apr 2014
- Your chance t...28th Apr 2014
- What exactly ...27th Apr 2014
- Take one sque...26th Apr 2014
- My son comes ...25th Apr 2014
- The last supp...24th Apr 2014
- It's St.Georg...23rd Apr 2014
- First we hear...22nd Apr 2014
- Would you hav...21st Apr 2014
- Oh my word, h...20th Apr 2014 prev next
I wonder if “Joe Whiley” would have been as successful.
Who knows? But we do know that Jo Whiley has been incredibly fortunate. Never the most brilliant of broadcasters, she is nonetheless still enjoying a long and lucrative career on national radio. Cynics suggest that it’s simply because the BBC are desperate to have more female voices on air. The same sly whispers are now […]

- New York? Ye...4th May 2014
- Happy Birthda...3rd May 2014
- I don't like ...2nd May 2014
- RIP Bob Hoski...30th Apr 2014
- The one good ...30th Apr 2014
- At least nine...29th Apr 2014
- Your chance t...28th Apr 2014
- What exactly ...27th Apr 2014
- Take one sque...26th Apr 2014
- My son comes ...25th Apr 2014
- The last supp...24th Apr 2014
- It's St.Georg...23rd Apr 2014
- First we hear...22nd Apr 2014
- Would you hav...21st Apr 2014
- Oh my word, h...20th Apr 2014 prev next
We can all remember the first 7″ single we bought. But what about the last?
This was mine. The last of literally thousands. By the mid-90s, my favourite format was being phased out in favour of the CD. Yet with their awkward plastic cases and cold digital clarity, CDs were initially a huge flop. They seemed set to go the same way as 8-tracks and Betamax until Gerald Kaufman MP […]

- New York? Ye...4th May 2014
- Happy Birthda...3rd May 2014
- I don't like ...2nd May 2014
- RIP Bob Hoski...30th Apr 2014
- The one good ...30th Apr 2014
- At least nine...29th Apr 2014
- Your chance t...28th Apr 2014
- What exactly ...27th Apr 2014
- Take one sque...26th Apr 2014
- My son comes ...25th Apr 2014
- The last supp...24th Apr 2014
- It's St.Georg...23rd Apr 2014
- First we hear...22nd Apr 2014
- Would you hav...21st Apr 2014
- Oh my word, h...20th Apr 2014 prev next
Ever wondered why this song still sounds so good?
It was just the theme to a second-rate, instantly forgettable movie sung by a band with a silly, gimmicky name. Ah, but it was written and produced by Norman Whitfield. This man had been Motown’s most innovative producer in the 60s and 70s but he was notoriously difficult. By 1975, was out of work and […]

- New York? Ye...4th May 2014
- Happy Birthda...3rd May 2014
- I don't like ...2nd May 2014
- RIP Bob Hoski...30th Apr 2014
- The one good ...30th Apr 2014
- At least nine...29th Apr 2014
- Your chance t...28th Apr 2014
- What exactly ...27th Apr 2014
- Take one sque...26th Apr 2014
- My son comes ...25th Apr 2014
- The last supp...24th Apr 2014
- It's St.Georg...23rd Apr 2014
- First we hear...22nd Apr 2014
- Would you hav...21st Apr 2014
- Oh my word, h...20th Apr 2014 prev next
Two things to remember about BBC weather forecasts.
One: They always lead with the forecast for Western Scotland and Northern Ireland, even though it only affects a tiny minority of the population. The huge majority in the South-East have to wait because heaven forfend the BBC should be accused of a “London bias”. Two: The reality is seldom as bad as the forecast. […]

- New York? Ye...4th May 2014
- Happy Birthda...3rd May 2014
- I don't like ...2nd May 2014
- RIP Bob Hoski...30th Apr 2014
- The one good ...30th Apr 2014
- At least nine...29th Apr 2014
- Your chance t...28th Apr 2014
- What exactly ...27th Apr 2014
- Take one sque...26th Apr 2014
- My son comes ...25th Apr 2014
- The last supp...24th Apr 2014
- It's St.Georg...23rd Apr 2014
- First we hear...22nd Apr 2014
- Would you hav...21st Apr 2014
- Oh my word, h...20th Apr 2014 prev next
“Make love to me”???
I’m assuming that, fifty years ago, this meant exactly what it means today. In which case, it was a very saucy proposition. Especially coming from the famously pure and chaste Doris Day who celebrates her 90th birthday today. Despite the squeaky clean aura which she always managed to maintain, Doris has led the sort of […]

- New York? Ye...4th May 2014
- Happy Birthda...3rd May 2014
- I don't like ...2nd May 2014
- RIP Bob Hoski...30th Apr 2014
- The one good ...30th Apr 2014
- At least nine...29th Apr 2014
- Your chance t...28th Apr 2014
- What exactly ...27th Apr 2014
- Take one sque...26th Apr 2014
- My son comes ...25th Apr 2014
- The last supp...24th Apr 2014
- It's St.Georg...23rd Apr 2014
- First we hear...22nd Apr 2014
- Would you hav...21st Apr 2014
- Oh my word, h...20th Apr 2014 prev next
Sometimes it’s good to try things you hate.
I generally don’t like gloomy French films with sub-titles. As old Steptoe once said, “I don’t go to the pictures to read” but I found myself at a screening of Asghar Farhadi’s latest film “The Past” and I feared the worst. Sure enough, it was a depressing tale about the emotional pain wrought by complex […]

- New York? Ye...4th May 2014
- Happy Birthda...3rd May 2014
- I don't like ...2nd May 2014
- RIP Bob Hoski...30th Apr 2014
- The one good ...30th Apr 2014
- At least nine...29th Apr 2014
- Your chance t...28th Apr 2014
- What exactly ...27th Apr 2014
- Take one sque...26th Apr 2014
- My son comes ...25th Apr 2014
- The last supp...24th Apr 2014
- It's St.Georg...23rd Apr 2014
- First we hear...22nd Apr 2014
- Would you hav...21st Apr 2014
- Oh my word, h...20th Apr 2014 prev next
The perfect parable for April Fool’s Day
In the late 80s, a lot of musical snobbery was directed at Stock Aitken & Waterman. They were derided for their phenomenal success in producing hits for the likes of Rick Astley, Kylie Minogue and Jason Donovan. Real soul fans loathed what they regarded as this plastic, manufactured pop. But they adored “obscure” old American […]

- New York? Ye...4th May 2014
- Happy Birthda...3rd May 2014
- I don't like ...2nd May 2014
- RIP Bob Hoski...30th Apr 2014
- The one good ...30th Apr 2014
- At least nine...29th Apr 2014
- Your chance t...28th Apr 2014
- What exactly ...27th Apr 2014
- Take one sque...26th Apr 2014
- My son comes ...25th Apr 2014
- The last supp...24th Apr 2014
- It's St.Georg...23rd Apr 2014
- First we hear...22nd Apr 2014
- Would you hav...21st Apr 2014
- Oh my word, h...20th Apr 2014 prev next
Britain’s first gay marriages took place over weekend.
Fantastic. But I do hope that all those happy couples who tied the knot this weekend remember how vital Tom Robinson was to that happiness. He’s always been a hero of mine. As a musician, broadcaster but most of all, as a courageous campaigner for gay rights. In 1978, Britain was not as tolerant of […]

- New York? Ye...4th May 2014
- Happy Birthda...3rd May 2014
- I don't like ...2nd May 2014
- RIP Bob Hoski...30th Apr 2014
- The one good ...30th Apr 2014
- At least nine...29th Apr 2014
- Your chance t...28th Apr 2014
- What exactly ...27th Apr 2014
- Take one sque...26th Apr 2014
- My son comes ...25th Apr 2014
- The last supp...24th Apr 2014
- It's St.Georg...23rd Apr 2014
- First we hear...22nd Apr 2014
- Would you hav...21st Apr 2014
- Oh my word, h...20th Apr 2014 prev next
At last, I’ve found a way of listening to this tune.
You’ll be familiar with Seal’s vocal version of this. Over-familiar. In fact, you probably never want to hear it again as long as you live. That’s because when it was released in the mid-90s, it was instantly seized upon by every bland, pre-programmed AOR radio station in the country and played over and over and […]

- New York? Ye...4th May 2014
- Happy Birthda...3rd May 2014
- I don't like ...2nd May 2014
- RIP Bob Hoski...30th Apr 2014
- The one good ...30th Apr 2014
- At least nine...29th Apr 2014
- Your chance t...28th Apr 2014
- What exactly ...27th Apr 2014
- Take one sque...26th Apr 2014
- My son comes ...25th Apr 2014
- The last supp...24th Apr 2014
- It's St.Georg...23rd Apr 2014
- First we hear...22nd Apr 2014
- Would you hav...21st Apr 2014
- Oh my word, h...20th Apr 2014 prev next