Category Archives: Worlds Shortest Radio Show
Lost in Translation.
My friend Steve Williams lives in New York and recently drew my attention to UK words and phrases that mean nothing in the US. Things like “Skint”, “Knackered” and “Bob’s Your Uncle”. However, this is probably the best example of Britain and America attaching very different meanings to exactly the same word. Great old sixties […]

- The trouble w...16th Jul 2015
- Unlikely cham...15th Jul 2015
- Camden anti-g...14th Jul 2015
- My daughter w...13th Jul 2015
- Sometimes thi...11th Jul 2015
- Bumped into m...9th Jul 2015
- Everyone's a ...5th Jul 2015
- So where woul...3rd Jul 2015
- 35 degrees. ...1st Jul 2015
- To the Royal ...30th Jun 2015
- Pride pool pa...28th Jun 2015
- I don't have ...27th Jun 2015
- Fleetwood Mac...26th Jun 2015
- Happy Birthda...25th Jun 2015
- Did no one at...23rd Jun 2015 prev next
Ooh, kids grow up so fast these days…..
No they don’t. And here’s the proof. This grizzled old hippy is Paul Rodgers, one of the greatest rock vocalists this country has ever produced. Front man of Free and then Bad Company but incredibly, in this clip, he was just 20. It’s not just the beard that makes him seem so much older, it’s […]

- The trouble w...16th Jul 2015
- Unlikely cham...15th Jul 2015
- Camden anti-g...14th Jul 2015
- My daughter w...13th Jul 2015
- Sometimes thi...11th Jul 2015
- Bumped into m...9th Jul 2015
- Everyone's a ...5th Jul 2015
- So where woul...3rd Jul 2015
- 35 degrees. ...1st Jul 2015
- To the Royal ...30th Jun 2015
- Pride pool pa...28th Jun 2015
- I don't have ...27th Jun 2015
- Fleetwood Mac...26th Jun 2015
- Happy Birthda...25th Jun 2015
- Did no one at...23rd Jun 2015 prev next
So Nigella Lawson comes up to me at this party…..
……this is true – and she says, “Can I just say, you’ve got a really good look”. Note the careful choice of words. “You’ve got a good look” – very different from “You’re good looking”. I was looking particularly unkempt. Battered leather jacket from a charity shop, torn jeans and a pair of very old […]

- The trouble w...16th Jul 2015
- Unlikely cham...15th Jul 2015
- Camden anti-g...14th Jul 2015
- My daughter w...13th Jul 2015
- Sometimes thi...11th Jul 2015
- Bumped into m...9th Jul 2015
- Everyone's a ...5th Jul 2015
- So where woul...3rd Jul 2015
- 35 degrees. ...1st Jul 2015
- To the Royal ...30th Jun 2015
- Pride pool pa...28th Jun 2015
- I don't have ...27th Jun 2015
- Fleetwood Mac...26th Jun 2015
- Happy Birthda...25th Jun 2015
- Did no one at...23rd Jun 2015 prev next
Apparently, it’s now okay to like him again.
James Blunt has recently been transformed into a cool, cult hero because of his brilliant ripostes to vicious Internet trolls. My favourite was to a tweet that said “I wish James Blunt was dead”. “I was”, our hero replied, “But on the third day, you’ll never guess what happened”. But there was always something of […]

- The trouble w...16th Jul 2015
- Unlikely cham...15th Jul 2015
- Camden anti-g...14th Jul 2015
- My daughter w...13th Jul 2015
- Sometimes thi...11th Jul 2015
- Bumped into m...9th Jul 2015
- Everyone's a ...5th Jul 2015
- So where woul...3rd Jul 2015
- 35 degrees. ...1st Jul 2015
- To the Royal ...30th Jun 2015
- Pride pool pa...28th Jun 2015
- I don't have ...27th Jun 2015
- Fleetwood Mac...26th Jun 2015
- Happy Birthda...25th Jun 2015
- Did no one at...23rd Jun 2015 prev next
Never mind American Hustle, who remembers the British Hustle?
God, I do. Round our way, we all knew Hi-Tension. They were local boys – the drummer went out with my mate’s sister. So when they appeared on Top of the Pops, we were all very proud in a “Well, who’d have thought it?” sort of way. Years later, I realised just how influential they […]

- The trouble w...16th Jul 2015
- Unlikely cham...15th Jul 2015
- Camden anti-g...14th Jul 2015
- My daughter w...13th Jul 2015
- Sometimes thi...11th Jul 2015
- Bumped into m...9th Jul 2015
- Everyone's a ...5th Jul 2015
- So where woul...3rd Jul 2015
- 35 degrees. ...1st Jul 2015
- To the Royal ...30th Jun 2015
- Pride pool pa...28th Jun 2015
- I don't have ...27th Jun 2015
- Fleetwood Mac...26th Jun 2015
- Happy Birthda...25th Jun 2015
- Did no one at...23rd Jun 2015 prev next
The trouble with daughters….
…..is that they grow up. My friend Micky Treasure and I were bemoaning this only the other night. We agreed that one life’s greatest joys is dancing with your daughter when she’s tiny. And one of its great sadnesses is they don’t stay tiny for long. When my daughter was a toddler, I’d get out […]

- The trouble w...16th Jul 2015
- Unlikely cham...15th Jul 2015
- Camden anti-g...14th Jul 2015
- My daughter w...13th Jul 2015
- Sometimes thi...11th Jul 2015
- Bumped into m...9th Jul 2015
- Everyone's a ...5th Jul 2015
- So where woul...3rd Jul 2015
- 35 degrees. ...1st Jul 2015
- To the Royal ...30th Jun 2015
- Pride pool pa...28th Jun 2015
- I don't have ...27th Jun 2015
- Fleetwood Mac...26th Jun 2015
- Happy Birthda...25th Jun 2015
- Did no one at...23rd Jun 2015 prev next
Warning: 80s pop trivia alert…..
Four Top Ten hits from 1985: Who were the artists? One Vision? Easy, that was Queen. Love and Pride? Bit more difficult but it was King. 1999? Well, Prince obviously. And this one: Say I’m Your Number One? Princess. So that’s King, Queen, Prince and Princess all in the Top Ten, all in the same […]

- The trouble w...16th Jul 2015
- Unlikely cham...15th Jul 2015
- Camden anti-g...14th Jul 2015
- My daughter w...13th Jul 2015
- Sometimes thi...11th Jul 2015
- Bumped into m...9th Jul 2015
- Everyone's a ...5th Jul 2015
- So where woul...3rd Jul 2015
- 35 degrees. ...1st Jul 2015
- To the Royal ...30th Jun 2015
- Pride pool pa...28th Jun 2015
- I don't have ...27th Jun 2015
- Fleetwood Mac...26th Jun 2015
- Happy Birthda...25th Jun 2015
- Did no one at...23rd Jun 2015 prev next
Wouldn’t it be nice, just once, to have Vic without Bob?
I love Vic Reeves but am I the only one who’s always found Bob Mortimer slightly surplus to requirements? Vic is a true original, a flawed comedy genius. But Bob? He just does what Vic does. Beneath the anarchic veneer, Bob seems very shrewd, sensible and ambitious. He trained as a lawyer and was in […]

- The trouble w...16th Jul 2015
- Unlikely cham...15th Jul 2015
- Camden anti-g...14th Jul 2015
- My daughter w...13th Jul 2015
- Sometimes thi...11th Jul 2015
- Bumped into m...9th Jul 2015
- Everyone's a ...5th Jul 2015
- So where woul...3rd Jul 2015
- 35 degrees. ...1st Jul 2015
- To the Royal ...30th Jun 2015
- Pride pool pa...28th Jun 2015
- I don't have ...27th Jun 2015
- Fleetwood Mac...26th Jun 2015
- Happy Birthda...25th Jun 2015
- Did no one at...23rd Jun 2015 prev next
Good news from the Colonies.
My old friend Tom Upstone is coming over. Before he emigrated to Australia many years ago, I used to hang out with him a lot. Real music buff, Tom embraced every genre and I remember him raving about this obscure 1950s Nina Simone track – “You’ve got to hear it”. Back then, that was easier […]

- The trouble w...16th Jul 2015
- Unlikely cham...15th Jul 2015
- Camden anti-g...14th Jul 2015
- My daughter w...13th Jul 2015
- Sometimes thi...11th Jul 2015
- Bumped into m...9th Jul 2015
- Everyone's a ...5th Jul 2015
- So where woul...3rd Jul 2015
- 35 degrees. ...1st Jul 2015
- To the Royal ...30th Jun 2015
- Pride pool pa...28th Jun 2015
- I don't have ...27th Jun 2015
- Fleetwood Mac...26th Jun 2015
- Happy Birthda...25th Jun 2015
- Did no one at...23rd Jun 2015 prev next
The feminist anthem that didn’t start out as one.
Aretha Franklin’s version is far more famous but this is the original. Aretha took the song and re-did it from the standpoint of a strong, independent woman demanding R-E-S-P-E-C-T from her man. But in Otis Redding’s version, “Respect” is just a euphemism for sex. That’s what he’s pleading for when he gets home. I do […]

- The trouble w...16th Jul 2015
- Unlikely cham...15th Jul 2015
- Camden anti-g...14th Jul 2015
- My daughter w...13th Jul 2015
- Sometimes thi...11th Jul 2015
- Bumped into m...9th Jul 2015
- Everyone's a ...5th Jul 2015
- So where woul...3rd Jul 2015
- 35 degrees. ...1st Jul 2015
- To the Royal ...30th Jun 2015
- Pride pool pa...28th Jun 2015
- I don't have ...27th Jun 2015
- Fleetwood Mac...26th Jun 2015
- Happy Birthda...25th Jun 2015
- Did no one at...23rd Jun 2015 prev next