So last century.

I’ve been invited to a 90s party. A young person with a beard tells me I’ll love it because I’d have been out there “clubbing back in the day”. He added that they’ll be playing all the “oldies”. Oldies? To me this means music from the 60s, not the 90s. This was the decade that I acquired a wife, two children and what seemed like very hefty mortgage. My clubbing clock stopped there, which is why I still think the 90s were very recent. I remember loving this tune but I honestly thought it came out about five years ago. I’m distraught to discover it was twenty-five.