It’s not that I don’t like dogs…..

…I just don’t really know what they’re for. Love? Companionship? I’ve always thought it’s probably better to get that from someone of your own species. Someone with whom you enjoy conversation, laughter, intimacy and Breaking Bad. I’ve never owned a dog and never want to, but that didn’t stop me from going on BBC London this afternoon and declaring a great affection for them. I even said that I loved walking the dog, which is true. But obviously I meant “…by Rufus Thomas”.