If it’s a person you want for Christmas, you have to ask that person yourself. This is the one time of the year when you can be a bit bolder than usual. What’s the worst that can happen? Your entreaty will be declined. But what if it isn’t? What if those feelings are mutual? What if your Christmas courage means you get together with your true soulmate, the lid to your dustbin, the yin to your yang? Not only will you receive the best Christmas present ever, you’ll be giving it too. So go on, you’ve got a week.
It’s no good asking Santa.

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