The great think about having a cold….

…..is that it can give you a deep, bassy voice that you don’t normally possess. All blokes want a deep voice and the reason is very simple. If you do an impression of a eunuch, you immediately adopt a high-pitched voice. So a deep voice suggests the very opposite. Mine is so husky at the moment that I’m thinking of recording a cover version of this. But don’t worry, I’ll leave that magnificent orchestration intact.