Whatever happened to “muscle men”?

They didn’t consider themselves “honed”, “ripped”, or “buff”. They wouldn’t have known where their “abs” were and a “six-pack” to them was half a dozen cans of light ale. These men built their physiques simply to appear on Opportunity Knocks and make their muscles dance so people could laugh at them. This was usually their tune of choice. Go on, find a mirror. Nobody’s looking. You know you want to.