Happy Birthday to my Mother-in-Law.

Like many people of a certain age who don’t look it, she’s started removing more and more candles from her cake. Trouble is, my wife never lies about her age. So if this habit continues, they’re soon going to be the same age. At the moment, it’s (just about) possible for them to be mother and daughter because this is currently how old my mother-in-law would need to have been on the day she gave birth.