I’m hopeless with drugs……

…..never smoked dope, never done coke and after a quarter of wine gums, I’m anybody’s. But over this glorious summer, I’ve developed a serious addiction to iced coffee and I blame my friend Celeste Wong. She runs Lantana just off Charlotte Street and it’s the best coffee shop in London, so she’s become my caffeine dealer of choice. I simply live for my next Lantana hit. Oh God, whatever next? My first whole cigarette?