If Nigel Farage really wants to be Prime Minister…..

………………he should turn his Eurosceptic ire on the Eurovision Song Contest. Campaigning for its abolition would net him thousands of votes. Some might say it’s so bad, it’s good. But it’s actually so bad, it’s bad. And nowadays, tarnished still further by certain countries ganging up and voting against countries they don’t like. And yet the BBC persist in lavishing huge amounts of time and money on flogging this long-dead horse. They even try to be all….ooh, aren’t we ironic and post-modern….in their coverage. Dear God, let tonight’s charade be the last one because the only good thing to come out of Eurovision was this. And even then, when I say “good”………