I used to be a DJ. I’ve spent much of my working life in recording studios. And every time anyone ever tests a microphone, they say “One, two. One, two” or maybe “Testing – one, two. One two”. It’s as though there’s a law against saying anything else. This is my first attempt at writing a blog and posting it on my spiffy new website. So I’m testing it. I should write “One, two. One, two…..” but I’m going to follow the sample of an actor who tested the microphone with the following words….
“I went to the market with my brother Jim.
And somebody threw a tomato at him.
Tomatoes are soft, they don’t break the skin
But this fucker did – it was still in the tin”
Let’s see if it works.
