I don’t like porn.

Never have. I don’t disapprove, I don’t want it banned, I just don’t like it. I don’t like scrambled eggs either but I do like Blurred Lines. I loved it from the moment I heard it. However, I wasn’t fussed about the now infamous video that accompanied it. Though hardly hard-core, it came under fire for alleged obscenity and misogyny. So imagine my delight upon discovering this: a U-certificate version that Robin Thicke did with Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show as a sassy riposte to his critics. As good, if not better, than the original.