You know exactly what I mean. A shirt with a jazzy – though not too jazzy – floral pattern. The type worn by around 60% of the people who appear on QI. So I’m just waiting for the call. I know the show’s creator, its host and most of its regular participants. I know that a banana is actually a herb and that an aglet is that bit on the end of your shoelace. I also know that this song, despite the apparent innocence of its lyrics, is all about oral sex. Ah, so obvious now, isn’t it? But probably just the sort of fact that will ensure my floral shirt never appears on QI.
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