Every heterosexual teenage boy who ever heard this record hoped that his first carnal experience would be something like this. Of course, it never was. You’re a kid, a woman like this is way out of your league – you’re too young. Then many summers later, you hear it again and realise that the 31 year old beauty is still way out of your league. Not because you’re too young. But because you’re too old.
“She was thirty-one, I was seventeen……….”

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