My son is in Montenegro.

I didn’t even realise it was a country. I thought it was part of Serbia. And I still call Serbia Yugoslavia. The former Yugoslavia, I’m told, is now seven separate states: Serbia, Croatia, Kosovo, Slovenia, Bosnia/Herzegovina, Macedonia and Montenegro. Apparently, if I watched the Eurovision Song Contest, I’d know this. But I’m afraid, to people of a certain vintage, the word “Montenegro” can only mean one thing…