Slow, selfish and inconsiderate, they cause misery and delays wherever they go. They used to favour the Morris Minor or Austin 1100 but now it’s more likely to be a Honda Jazz or Kia Picanto. Whatever – they still show no regard for anyone but themselves but I think I’ve come up with a solution. This track should be fitted as standard on every small Honda, Kia or Hyundai. And the moment the speedo dips below 20 on a clear road, it comes blasting out of the speakers, forcing them to hurtle towards Homebase at twice their normal speed. Oh God, wouldn’t that be fantastic?
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