Usain Bolt and Bradley Wiggins.

In the early hours of this morning, Usain Bolt claimed his third consecutive 100m gold medal. A couple of days ago, Sir Bradley took his fifth Olympic gold. What can you possibly say about them except that they’re two of the greatest Olympians any of us will ever see. And this is a tune that (sort of) links them. Bolt because it is just so Jamaican and Bradley because when he’s not wearing lycra, he’s a famously natty dresser. However, to debunk a popular myth, Sir Brad’s exquisite three-piece suits are not run up by Paul Smith but hand-made by Soho’s finest – Mr. Mark Powell. Now if they were an Olympic Gold medal for tailoring…….