Author Archives: Paul
What if he hadn’t died in December?
RIP Greg Lake. One third of Emerson Lake & Palmer but best known for his solo Christmas classic “I Believe in Father Christmas”. It should have been the big Christmas No.1 of 1975 but was kept off the top spot by a once-in-a-lifetime record called Bohemian Rhapsody. As a tribute to Greg Lake, every commercial […]

- Bob Dylan win...14th Oct 2016
- "More for you...13th Oct 2016
- To the Soho e...11th Oct 2016
- Brian Blessed...9th Oct 2016
- I always love...8th Oct 2016
- It wasn't jus...6th Oct 2016
- Misandry.4th Oct 2016
- It's 5777.2nd Oct 2016
- Didn't you th...1st Oct 2016
- Greed is the ...27th Sep 2016
- We've now off...24th Sep 2016
- Have they fin...18th Sep 2016
- Oh Lucky Man.15th Sep 2016
- The tube was ...13th Sep 2016
- My stag night.12th Sep 2016 prev next
The North-South divide.
In Italy it’s far more pronounced than it is over here. Milan in the north is three times as prosperous and productive as Naples in the South. The industrious “northern elite” regard their southern counterparts as lazy, feckless and irresponsible. So it was no surprise to see the south reject Matteo Renzi’s proposed reforms en […]

- Bob Dylan win...14th Oct 2016
- "More for you...13th Oct 2016
- To the Soho e...11th Oct 2016
- Brian Blessed...9th Oct 2016
- I always love...8th Oct 2016
- It wasn't jus...6th Oct 2016
- Misandry.4th Oct 2016
- It's 5777.2nd Oct 2016
- Didn't you th...1st Oct 2016
- Greed is the ...27th Sep 2016
- We've now off...24th Sep 2016
- Have they fin...18th Sep 2016
- Oh Lucky Man.15th Sep 2016
- The tube was ...13th Sep 2016
- My stag night.12th Sep 2016 prev next
Very silly games.
I’ve just watched Back to Brixton, a documentary which a black family are transported “back in time” to understand what their parents endured when they first arrived in London from the Caribbean. It was the usual embarrassing, patronising drivel we’ve come to expect from the BBC, though it was good to see a brief cameo […]

- Bob Dylan win...14th Oct 2016
- "More for you...13th Oct 2016
- To the Soho e...11th Oct 2016
- Brian Blessed...9th Oct 2016
- I always love...8th Oct 2016
- It wasn't jus...6th Oct 2016
- Misandry.4th Oct 2016
- It's 5777.2nd Oct 2016
- Didn't you th...1st Oct 2016
- Greed is the ...27th Sep 2016
- We've now off...24th Sep 2016
- Have they fin...18th Sep 2016
- Oh Lucky Man.15th Sep 2016
- The tube was ...13th Sep 2016
- My stag night.12th Sep 2016 prev next
John Peel, Tony Blackburn, Noel Edmonds and Pete Tong.
What have they all got in common? Apart from enjoying successful careers on Radio 1, they all went to public school. Yes, even Tongy. This doesn’t make him a bad person. On the contrary. He’s a very nice bloke and he’s got his “head screwed on”. Of course he has. His background and education will […]

- Bob Dylan win...14th Oct 2016
- "More for you...13th Oct 2016
- To the Soho e...11th Oct 2016
- Brian Blessed...9th Oct 2016
- I always love...8th Oct 2016
- It wasn't jus...6th Oct 2016
- Misandry.4th Oct 2016
- It's 5777.2nd Oct 2016
- Didn't you th...1st Oct 2016
- Greed is the ...27th Sep 2016
- We've now off...24th Sep 2016
- Have they fin...18th Sep 2016
- Oh Lucky Man.15th Sep 2016
- The tube was ...13th Sep 2016
- My stag night.12th Sep 2016 prev next
“Half of bitter please, Gwen”
I watched Rillington Place on BBC1 last night and thought of my great friend Frank Waites. We sat next to each other at school and were obsessed with John Reginald Christie. Frank’s dad ran The Bramley Arms near Latimer Road tube when Notting Hill was probably the roughest area in London. Frank told me that […]

- Bob Dylan win...14th Oct 2016
- "More for you...13th Oct 2016
- To the Soho e...11th Oct 2016
- Brian Blessed...9th Oct 2016
- I always love...8th Oct 2016
- It wasn't jus...6th Oct 2016
- Misandry.4th Oct 2016
- It's 5777.2nd Oct 2016
- Didn't you th...1st Oct 2016
- Greed is the ...27th Sep 2016
- We've now off...24th Sep 2016
- Have they fin...18th Sep 2016
- Oh Lucky Man.15th Sep 2016
- The tube was ...13th Sep 2016
- My stag night.12th Sep 2016 prev next
Date night.
An evening out with my wife. We went to a place called Edward House – a nondescript building in Islington to attend a Speed Awareness Course. I’ve lost count of the number of speeding convictions I’ve accrued and the amount of cash I’ve been ordered to pay in fines. So imagine my delight when my […]

- Bob Dylan win...14th Oct 2016
- "More for you...13th Oct 2016
- To the Soho e...11th Oct 2016
- Brian Blessed...9th Oct 2016
- I always love...8th Oct 2016
- It wasn't jus...6th Oct 2016
- Misandry.4th Oct 2016
- It's 5777.2nd Oct 2016
- Didn't you th...1st Oct 2016
- Greed is the ...27th Sep 2016
- We've now off...24th Sep 2016
- Have they fin...18th Sep 2016
- Oh Lucky Man.15th Sep 2016
- The tube was ...13th Sep 2016
- My stag night.12th Sep 2016 prev next
My favourite job ever.
Was a brief stint, sitting in for my friend Nigel, as Saturday afternoon DJ at the Virgin Megastore. Instead of the latest hits, I’d play semi-obscure tracks to to showcase the store’s huge breadth of music. It was fantastic. I’d often look out of the booth and see the manager, a lovely laid back Aussie […]

- Bob Dylan win...14th Oct 2016
- "More for you...13th Oct 2016
- To the Soho e...11th Oct 2016
- Brian Blessed...9th Oct 2016
- I always love...8th Oct 2016
- It wasn't jus...6th Oct 2016
- Misandry.4th Oct 2016
- It's 5777.2nd Oct 2016
- Didn't you th...1st Oct 2016
- Greed is the ...27th Sep 2016
- We've now off...24th Sep 2016
- Have they fin...18th Sep 2016
- Oh Lucky Man.15th Sep 2016
- The tube was ...13th Sep 2016
- My stag night.12th Sep 2016 prev next
RIH Fidel Castro.
That’s right, rot in hell. Fidel Castro was a murderous dictator who, among of litany of human rights abuses, had political opponents killed, homosexuals herded into brutal camps for “re-education” and almost the entire Cuban population frightened, impoverished and subjugated. Except, of course, his cronies and members of his own family who enjoyed an obscenely […]

- Bob Dylan win...14th Oct 2016
- "More for you...13th Oct 2016
- To the Soho e...11th Oct 2016
- Brian Blessed...9th Oct 2016
- I always love...8th Oct 2016
- It wasn't jus...6th Oct 2016
- Misandry.4th Oct 2016
- It's 5777.2nd Oct 2016
- Didn't you th...1st Oct 2016
- Greed is the ...27th Sep 2016
- We've now off...24th Sep 2016
- Have they fin...18th Sep 2016
- Oh Lucky Man.15th Sep 2016
- The tube was ...13th Sep 2016
- My stag night.12th Sep 2016 prev next
Thanksgiving.
Since the election of Donald Trump, around half of Americans will be tucking into their turkey this evening feeling very thankful for what they’ve got. The other half are still in horrified shock. And yet it’s the liberals who, for one reason at least, have reason to be thankful. The President is supposed to be […]

- Bob Dylan win...14th Oct 2016
- "More for you...13th Oct 2016
- To the Soho e...11th Oct 2016
- Brian Blessed...9th Oct 2016
- I always love...8th Oct 2016
- It wasn't jus...6th Oct 2016
- Misandry.4th Oct 2016
- It's 5777.2nd Oct 2016
- Didn't you th...1st Oct 2016
- Greed is the ...27th Sep 2016
- We've now off...24th Sep 2016
- Have they fin...18th Sep 2016
- Oh Lucky Man.15th Sep 2016
- The tube was ...13th Sep 2016
- My stag night.12th Sep 2016 prev next
The trouble with Sting.
…..is that he takes himself too seriously. He’s a bona fide rock god, immensely talented, phenomenally successful and in his 80s heyday, one of the most handsome men on the planet. By all accounts, he’s a throughly decent man but always comes across as slightly lacking in humour and humility. As a consequence, people don’t […]

- Bob Dylan win...14th Oct 2016
- "More for you...13th Oct 2016
- To the Soho e...11th Oct 2016
- Brian Blessed...9th Oct 2016
- I always love...8th Oct 2016
- It wasn't jus...6th Oct 2016
- Misandry.4th Oct 2016
- It's 5777.2nd Oct 2016
- Didn't you th...1st Oct 2016
- Greed is the ...27th Sep 2016
- We've now off...24th Sep 2016
- Have they fin...18th Sep 2016
- Oh Lucky Man.15th Sep 2016
- The tube was ...13th Sep 2016
- My stag night.12th Sep 2016 prev next